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painless suicide methods

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116063

How to unalive myself without having to endure excruciating discomfort? where can I arrange nitrogen container and breathing face mask ?

ARYA

AXjyYD

No.116065

>>116063(OP)

india should bring sanctioned suicide soon

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

h7Iksc

No.116066

>>116063(OP)

Don't do it anon

Every single method has pain

Life too has pain, but afterlife will be even more painful.

It's the nasty preta and local bhoota inciting you to join them.

Don't fall for their tricks.

🧿 🖤 🍋🌶️🌶️🌶️ ✋🪵

UP

VAmxGF

No.116067

>>116063(OP)

Painful death is painless death anon infront of almighty.

Anonymous

IN

xfE2Ma

No.116069

>>116063(OP)

https://www.holy-bhagavad-gita.org/chapter/2/verse/2

UN

KjSEu4

No.116070

Cynide

Anonymous

IN

nHi+yh

No.116071

>>116066

Anon can be a bihari too lodu. Attentionwhoring karna band karde

anon

AP

5JEzeY

No.116072

>>116063(OP)

roz general dabbba mai travel kar one dehati place to another

UN

KjSEu4

No.116075

btw can someone give me link to that chan specifically made for suicidecels

Anonymous

IN

+Njkyn

No.116077

>>116075

https://sanctionedsuicide.site/

Anonymous

ARYA

JyHriX

No.116082

>>116063(OP)

angethi jalao bandh kamre m, you can also drink yourself to black to fall asleep easily

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116089

>>>>116066

I am hopelessly incompetent. Haven't had a single job in my entire 25 years of miserable existence. My peers outcompete me everytime in every field. Even the one more duffer than me got jobs/internship just when they were 20/21. With great difficulty I cleared a recent supreme court exam. next stage is typing. started taking typing class, had a crash out today in class when I saw another girl (giving same exam) typing at 50wpm(in just 50 days), quit it today in fit of rage realising my fucking incompetence. exam is on 4th june.

My ADHD, OCD are just another story. can't take it anymore

ARYA

AXjyYD

No.116091

>>116077

these lodus wont accept you even if you told them youre disabled and lonely

>>116070

bhangi cyanide is extremely painful

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116093

>>116070

where shall I arrange it from ? without getting caught by responsible authorities

Anonymous

IN

UG7J36

No.116097

>>116063(OP)

Marne wale ko marna hota to wo pain ka sochta hi nahi

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116098

>>116071

idhar mat maa chudwa apni bhosdike

ARYA

AXjyYD

No.116099

>>116063(OP)

btw od is the best way to go. fent or heroin od is a very peaceful death. on par with nitrogen or helium hufffing

Anonymous

ARYA

JyHriX

No.116104

https://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/

consider this website aswell, a treasure trove of information regarding this topic

Anonymous

IN

+Njkyn

No.116106

>>116093

Anonymous

IN

nHi+yh

No.116109

>>116098

Chal ab gutter saaf kar galecch bimaru warna terí maa ka sariya kar dunga

Anonymous

IN

JmrZBi

No.116118

>>116089

I'm suffering from the same i made a big mistake ditching a good paying job for some memeexam(GATE) and wasted approx 2 years for nothing since graduation and after seeing my lowIQ peers with gazillion LPA jab and are making linkedin post about efficient way of jab hopping techniques while I rot away in boredom,regret and inactions each passing day I'm getting aggressive thoughts I'm getting frustrated by people around me finding my presence disgusting and uncomfortable.sometimes I'm straight up ignored(online or offline) I lost most of my old friends and I see people younger than me with more accomplishments which add on my frustration and hatred.

Anonymous

UP

3JIhcw

No.116120

>>116063(OP)

have you ever considered gangs of wasseypur maxxing? I assume you're bihari. Start stealing steel, iron from electric poles, bus tires, steering wheels, trains, etc then find some elite craftsmen, manufacturing kattas, bombs, weapons and sell them to local gangs, naxals or cuckmiris

unironically know a guy who did this

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116122

>>116120

bhai nhi hoon bihari main. I could have pursued what you are saying had I been a faustian spirited dehati unfortunately my parents left the village and now I am an urban rootless timid faggot

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116126

>>116106

me normie, explain it

Anonymous

IN

5NfMh+

No.116127

>>116126

Abe chamar eat the apple seeds agar gaand mai dum hai to, idhar attention whore karne tere jaise underage bhangis roz aate hai. Chal nikal idhar se.

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116130

>>116127

why you think i am attention whoring

>>116089

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116143

>>116069

my mom send these anon fren but this doesn't help

Anonymous

IN

evXNWV

No.116147

>>116063(OP)

may I ask you what went wrong?

Anonymous

IN

26HFZK

No.116181

>>116089

I too gave jca exam, got 106 marks , tumhe kitne mile anon,

Meri typing bhi bekaar hai , just barely 37 wpm as of now, only 12 days left to get it to atleast 45 wpm

Also I am on same boat, did job after passing b.tech in 2020 for 4 years

Got depressed as coding was not something I was capable of doing, left the job to prepare for govt meme exams but don't know if I can clear any one of them with such high competition (26 yrs old now)

No gf ever, no mastikhori, did only padhai and still ended up being absolute failure, will commit sudoku when parents die

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116185

>>116181

106>>116181

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116194

>>116147

i am hopelessly inept. Fucking captcha glitch, has been trying to reply to u for 10 minutes

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116197

>>116181

same score

Anonymous

IN

26HFZK

No.116200

>>116185

Try preparing for sbi clerk from a state where cutoff is low, along with it keep looking at CGL as well you might clear them,

Anonymous

ARYA

r5nyYU

No.116231

>>116063(OP)

Tasting Cyanide in absolute Isolation is the best way. For the sake of making it convenient, one can let ambulance know about it, and remove any means for them to find out who your said parents are.(Destroy your Adhar, Pan, etc etc)

The Ambulance will take out your body so who ever's PG, hostel you were living at will not have to deal with your body. Everything else being said try to make sure it is not known you have left the world for good, you owe your parents that much, they don't need to deal with that kind of bullshit in such an age.

Anonymous

ARYA

r5nyYU

No.116235

>>116071

Yaar anon, how many years of Inbreeding made you this retarded? Someone is talking about the various methods of escape, like it is nine inch nails, and you are worried about the Biharis who made your maa orgasm for the first time in her life. Stop it, don't be a retard.

Anonymous

ARYA

r5nyYU

No.116240

>>116069

Based, Vasu knew what was up.

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116241

>>116231

where to get the substance in question other than apple seeds

RKB

IN

atea6o

No.116256

>>116063(OP)

somehow there is always one such thread in every iteration of InCh, or in every few months

anyways, my advice will be same: if you going out, go out with a bang, fuck some whores, do some needful, pointblank any politician, go school shooting idk

and no, no truly painless method exists

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116268

>>116072

ye bhi karta hoon bandhu. It has only increased my tolerance, how a body develops resistance against virus when injected with weakened pathogens (vaccines)

Anonymous

ARYA

r5nyYU

No.116272

>>116256

Yaar this is so real, Atleast if I knew I was dieing by ending it all, mai tho bilkul turant jake Swara Bhaskar backshots deke aur Mamta Banerjee ko zinda skin karke fir jata duniya se. Fuck it all, the amount of money i ould have stolen from all of the credit card wali randi ke ghar se, will make sure none of them take that job again in future.

Anonymous

CA

3VYCtB

No.116282

>>116063(OP)

Dude, just quantum-entangle your mind with the girl. She's free. SHE'S A SIM.

Just get money and take her. It's a price point not some moral bickering that does it.

EARN the money. Do antiparasitics so you can work good and smart. That's the primary source of brain fog.

Dental cavitations can cause systemic illness too you might wanna due diligence that too (not tooth cavities, infected -jaw- cavities from tooth extractions.)

GA

FVdIr5

No.116292

there are 30+ year old losers and you want to kys at 25? kys

Anonymous

IN

t+iIyd

No.116294

>>116282

elaborate, we don't get what you are saying

Anonymous

IN

2cRaAE

No.116296

>>116294

You are replying to an AI bot

Anonymous

IN

TGX3R1

No.116304

>>116235

Abe chootiye the tripfag himself shits on bimaru whole day here so I replied him in the same context.

Bimaaru ne terî maa ke puspus mai dhusdhus kiya hai kya joh itna uchal raha? :kek:

Anonymous

IN

esIEZZ

No.116308

>>116066

nothing can be more agonizing than my current ordeals

Anonymous

SK

4LtVXx

No.116318

>>116063(OP)

death is not painful

all the pain that is in suicide is that you have to die and kill yourself

those two things are not very wise to be known

death shouldn’t be known

you should not know who killed you

because the small child in you will be heartbroken that his older self killed himself

ARYA

rXnnyv

No.116367

>>116089

You can only be as competent as you believe yourself to be, anon. Hold on, you are not yet low enough to commit suicide, you aren't as good as dead yet, there's no point to it. Live at least a week more, and then a week again! you will never get so low as to kill yourself, not now, not ever.

Anonymous

ARYA

1+aK7Q

No.116399

>>116063(OP)

All defeat is psychological until death anon. Dont listen to these bhangis , you will shine one day dw.

Everything's gonna be fine.

ARYA

AXjyYD

No.116408

>>116231

lodusinghchamar cyanide death is extremely painful

ARYA

AXjyYD

No.116409

>>116256

>no truly painless method exists

learn to google or read my posts itt