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HELP ME ANONS!!!
EdCMGL
No.517155
>be me
>go to library
>see cute girl
>she's sitting near the window
>whatever, she's cute tho
>i place my notebook where i want to sit
>2 whole rows away from her
>go to the washroom
>come back
>she's sitting in my row
>SHE'S SITTING RIGHT NEXT TO THE CHAIR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
>i had left my notebook there, she knew someone was sitting here
>she also most likely saw me, we come to library often
>SHE STILL CHANGED
yaaron....
i read somewhere that this is a sign....
how do i initiate conversation yaaron ? should i even ?
/rcvmb
No.517158
>>517155(OP)
abe jharkhandi tu library muth marne hi jaata hai kya, roj roj nayi cute girl aa jati hai
nK9soc
No.517159
>>517155(OP)
just ask her for something as simple as a pen ?? or if its hot get 2 cans and offer her one. ask her name, branch blah blah ...
yjWwfh
No.517160
>>517158
Kek
G1mo32
No.517161
>>517155(OP)
Worst she can say do is have you lynched on the chauraha,
KKE25M
No.517162
>>517155(OP)
You lose nothing by trying. It's a lot easy if you both are into same anime or similar music. Or if you could just ask what course is she studying for. Try an ice breaker.
KKE25M
No.517163
>>517161
Yaar faggot nothing like that ever happens lmao
KKE25M
No.517164
>>517159
Real shit yaar
nK9soc
No.517166
>>517164
its not that difficult. i personally cant initiate conversations, with both men and women alike. so when i plan to, especially with a woman, i carry or buy stuff in pairs. my college was in a hot ass place so everytime i sat beside a girl in a library or any other place i just offered her the second item and she would start yapping herself. i can hold conversations very easily, my only issue was initiating them.
9Ibzgf
No.517168
EdCMGL
No.517169
KKE25M
No.517170
>>517166
Once you start it's very easy. I would always try to make them laugh if I can and it would be my go to tactic. If the joke lands it is a smooth road from that point.
KKE25M
No.517171
>>517169
PAJEET sale me teri gaand faad dunga, apne reasoning ke question chor ke teri help karne aaya hu. Betichod jake abhi baat kar, mai sach me gaand marlunga Teri sale.
KKE25M
No.517172
>>517168
This yaar, kaise lodu hai sab, ek cute bandi bhagwan ne bhej di, ab baat bhi nahi karege ye. Fir bolte hai 20% to 80% lauda lasson ratio hai. Abhi koi bungi aake over confidence dikha hai benefit of doubt ka fayda uthayega aur bandi le jayega isne kuch nahi kiya toh.
nK9soc
No.517173
>>517168
kek shinjeet speaking on this out of all things
lmao just kidding.
>>517169
if she is sitting beside you, how hard is it for you to offer a can of coke. just go out buy 2 and give one to her. if she is sitting in front of you, just tap her and ask if she has an extra pen. a yes means you things will be easy, not because its some sign, its just that she did you a favour and now you can return it back with a can of juice.
>>517170
>Once you start it's very easy
you are right about this. but i cant make them laugh if i cant initiate a talk. that is why resorted to offering stuff.
9Ibzgf
No.517175
>>517169
you're never going to live this down, both in your head or here. Rejection is eternally worse than regret, I would know
>>517172
I would give anything to be this nigha right now bruh. bandi interest bhi dikha rhi yr
>>517173
yaar, if I ever got to be in a situation like this I would kno what 2 do. It's just that nobody, girl or guy has bothered approaching me 
nK9soc
No.517177
>>517175
>yaar, if I ever got to be in a situation like this I would kno what 2 do. It's just that nobody, girl or guy has bothered approaching me
honestly, cant relate. i feel weird how no girl has talked to you given your specs and the fact that you were in bangalore too. i have many traits of an incel but i just manage to tune them out. i can do it effortlessly now. dikkat ye hai india mai abhi bhi chance hota, jewSA is very br00tal. by any chance are you on nofap to have sexo kek. cause you have trident for kiss if i am not wrong.
JnU1IZ
No.517185
just got a call from HOD. she signed me up for some speech competition i didn't even want to go in.
i already have a pen, plus I'm not sure if she actually approached or is just there. also, library is cool, and nearest drink shop is far, and I'm broke.
should i ask her for some water ?
nK9soc
No.517188
>>517185
yeah ask her for some water. do anything 'tard
9Ibzgf
No.517203
>>517177
i mean, there was ONE woman who approached me, but she was just the guidance counselor sent by my randee homeroom teacher who thought i was retarded or something because i didn't sit with everyone else for lunch at the cafeteria. fuck her
but yeah, aside from that, zero female interaction. i'm willing to bet talking to girls and having a robust friend group in high school are two developmental milestones i've missed and have no possibility of obtaining organically now
>by any chance are you on nofap to have sexo kek
i was for a month, but i broke it yesterday after watching that scene from Chungking Express lmao
>cause you have trident for kiss if i am not wrong.
...I never even thought of it that way...wtf. ah well, it's not as if i'm getting any. i just tend to eat a lot of gum in general lmao
>>517185
can you describe her appearance to us? naam, jaat, etc.?
JnU1IZ
No.517209
>>517203
>appearance
fair skinned, pyaari, no randi vibes, has 90s hairstyle, is studying currently on a laptop, and she's TOO FUCKING CLOSE TO ME
>naam
haven't talked yet.
she just sneezed as i was typing this. GET SNEEZE IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA
JnU1IZ
No.517210
also, she's not NEXT to be, she's next to the seat that's facing me.
9Ibzgf
No.517215
JnU1IZ
No.517226
>>517215
thoda time pass hone de, fir paani mangunga.
nK9soc
No.517228
>>517203
>i was for a month, but i broke it yesterday after watching that scene from Chungking Express lmao
>fell for it
>...I never even thought of it that way...wtf.
you told that yourself in a post. not sure if you were being ironical
>>517209
>GET SNEEZE IS SO CUTE AAAAAAAAAAA
yahi karta reh. chadjeet aata hi hoga use uthaane.
nK9soc
No.517229
>>517226
tu gaya bete. chadpreet coffee offer karne aa raha hai aur tu uski sneeze hi sawaarta reh jaega
JnU1IZ
No.517234
she probably already has a bf.
JnU1IZ
No.517245
i asked for water. she smiled. gave it to me. i said thanks, she sightly smiled.
what do now ?
JnU1IZ
No.517247
i don't wanna interrupt her studies. We're not allowed to talk in the library.
yjWwfh
No.517249
>>517245
Bottle wapas dede use
JnU1IZ
No.517250
>>517249
de diya yaar
JnU1IZ
No.517251
oh god my hands are shaking, my feet are tightly coiled around the chair's leggs under the table
nK9soc
No.517254
>>517251
>oh god my hands are shaking, my feet are tightly coiled around the chair's leggs under the table
kuch nahi hoga sirs. jao bathroom mai jaake needphull karlo. why are you being such a fag yaara
JnU1IZ
No.517257
>>517254
NIGGA I HAVE NEVER EVER APPROACHED GIRLS
ONLY TIME I'VE DATED IS WHEN THE GIRL CONFESSED FIRST
AND SHE CHEATED ON ME TOO
JnU1IZ
No.517269
AAAAAAAAAAA
it's been a while since i drank her water
should i just straight up ask which stream she's in without any segue ? should i say "aap" or "tum" ?
xS1a4P
No.517277
>>517155(OP)
Either force her to ask you. Or ask her for a small favour like pen and pencil.
JnU1IZ
No.517279
>>517277
already paani maang liya.
xS1a4P
No.517280
>>517247
Beta. Aise kuch nhi hone wala
JnU1IZ
No.517282
>>517280
AREY BEHENCHOD KYA KARE YAAR
xS1a4P
No.517286
>>517234
Women cheat on their BFs in India all the time. You have to know what kind of hoe is she.
If she studies in the library sapioseksual larper hogi.
Try to bring books that are psedho pheminist. Or something that interest female saars. You have to larp. Wooing women is all performative larping without looking performative.
First put this in your head ki you are the only Chad. Delusion maxxing. Even if she has 10 dudes in her chat you are the best option infront of her.
Jai Hid
JnU1IZ
No.517293
>>517286
arey hatt behenchod. padhai kar rahi hai woh subject ka. goddammit.
xS1a4P
No.517300
>>517293
shieet doubt clearing session ke liye intezaar karo. Waise bhi tumhara kat chuka hain.
Chatgpt se prompt search kar unironically
One of my frens got a gf using Chatgpt
JnU1IZ
No.517311
i talked to her. she's in fucking 6th sem. same stream as me.
asked her about what goes on in classes, talked about goals, asked her name. she re-initiated to recommend me gate exam.
now idk if i should talk more. she's old. also, do i send her connection request on LinkedIn ? if not, how do i ask her for something else ?
JnU1IZ
No.517316
bump yaaron
L6wCAw
No.517327
>>517175
>bandi interest bhi dikha rhi yr
When did aryancels became as bad as timmy cels yaar, what is this pajeetry.
JnU1IZ
No.517328
bump
what do anons ?
ANlfsS
No.517332
>>517311
old is gold yaara
JnU1IZ
No.517333
L6wCAw
No.517334
>>517209
Pajeet baat bhi karle, warna koi aur bacche paida karlega, sale Pajeet, i finished a week worth of study material how have you still not initiated a Convo, faggot. Jaldi ka baat kar.
L6wCAw
No.517339
>>517311
Atleast naam wagerah to pucha hota theek se. Should have asked if she is a model or some other shit. Cheesy line but works wonders kekek.
L6wCAw
No.517343
>>517333
Nice, you didn't make me regret opening bhach. Do needphool and rizz the ara ara college onee chan bladdy. Don't be a wimp pussy pajeet, be the chad preet you are meant to be.
JnU1IZ
No.517348
>>517339
nah, we just talked about subjects. i asked her if they taught perceptrons and tensorflow yet, she said they haven't reached there.
i also used "aap", will she see me as just a shota sa bachha ?
>>517343
>rizz the ara ara college onee chan bladdy
if i get another chance. she comes to library every morning, so i guess that's my chance.
what do i even do ? go up to her and sit there ? it's so fucking cringe and desperate. God dammit. also, she's a lala kek, srivastav. and I'm KK baman.
JnU1IZ
No.517351
>>517339
>Should have asked if she is a model
abe yaar, yeh sab aaj tak nahi kiya hai maine. this shit is sor corny yaar, i wouldn't even show my face to her after saying such a thing.
JnU1IZ
No.517355
now there are three chamaar looking dudes sitting where she was.
0N/N88
No.517358
>>517351
Abe to kaun se teri bandi hai, kya hi bigad jaata, Pajeet you are already in sewer of this situation, you can only climb the càste ladder of rizz, since you have no prior progress.
0N/N88
No.517359
>>517355
Bhai kya animu life hai thari 
