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IFS in Japan
epPZ3E
No.514418
>be me
>clear UPSC CSE cutoff for IFS and choose CFL as Japanese
>get sent to Tokyo, Japan for language training
>posted as Third Secretary, earning 1.3lpm(base pay)+3.5lpm(foreign allowance)=57.6lpa
>get a 2BHK flat in in central Tokyo with Akihabara in walking distance
>studying Japanese and coming to embassy for work
>some indian walks with some issue
>"saar saar pls fix my issue"
>"chotto maatte pajeet! tumhara favourite anime konsa hay?"
>"saar no hinthi saar i'm dumeel"
>"kuso abbo! get the fuck out!"
>torture him for 6 months till finally fixing his issue
PizRx1
No.514426
Kuso thread
kNjoQQ
No.514431
>>514418(OP)
go I wish i was smart and young to do that shit. fk my life man.
6aZLKO
No.514439
>>514418(OP)
t3ri maa ki chut bhosdike, I hate you government babus, kisi din mere haatho chad gaya zinda khal ukhed dunga teri
I hope some cartel boss picks you and makes funky town out of you
epPZ3E
No.514457
>>514439
Kek cartels don't target diplomats/foreign officials. And diplomats are given residence in posh areas of capital
I'll only get posted in latrine america if i choose Portuguese/Spanish as my CFL
xM2dWD
No.514477
>>514418(OP)
Post proof with timestamp or larp
epPZ3E
No.514481
>>514418(OP)
>gets news, modi is visiting Tokyo for trade talks in 3 months
>get posted in cultural wing
>hire japanese cuties to welcome modi-san
>"ifs-kun, is it necessary for you to dress me in puraivetu?"
>"hai hai desu! modi-san wa kibishi yabai when it comes indo doresu"
>dress them up all pretty and have them mog kusojeetas
rKxBWu
No.514545
epPZ3E
No.514569
>>514545
MEA allows one domestic servant from India to help IFS officer abroad if they want
If you help me to catch up japyaaris, I'll gib maroon passport to you and pay
epPZ3E
No.515086
>>514418(OP)
>another day working at the embassy
>some indian girl comes "ifs-sir, i have a issue with my passport"
>"oi what's your fav anime?"
>"uhh how's this related?"
>"Damare! Gobar!"
>gets scared a little "uhhh..uhhh....it's demon slayer..."
>"teme jeeta! its gintama! kuso deiteke!"
>"but sir..."
>"nakamashi gobar"
imw2jQ
No.515087
>>514418(OP)
rentoids ultimate fantasy
epPZ3E
No.515101
>get notification from MEA
>posted to Switzerland temporarily
>pack up and assure japyaaris that I'll come back
>they pack onigiri for me
>first day in switzerland working at the embassy
>a brown 5'2 fatso comes in with specs
>"Vanakkam anna. Sri Lankan embassy is down the street"
>"No! no! I'm Indian ackshually. North Indian, from Kp lineage of go....."
>"Abbo pajeet what's your problem?"
>he yaps about some work visa related issue
>seems to take a lot of time to fix
>don't care
>tell guards to throw him out
imw2jQ
No.515104
>>515101
> what do you want to be if you could be anything
> i want to be a quasi renter IAS in Japan but the Indian people pay my rent for me
is this the ultimate bugman thread on bharatchan?
5cE+dv
No.515105
epPZ3E
No.515111
>>515104
>i want to be a quasi renter IAS in Japan but the Indian people pay my rent for me
>acting like this isn't the most based thing for a man to do
