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Normie thread
82yh1O
No.503642
Post your normie moments /b/ros.
mine:
I remember I used to comment bad slurs like jesus is son of vishnu on sigma hindu edits using my mothers phone earlier.
then she caught and sariya'd me.
lWmhC1
No.503653
>>503642(OP)
Kek
I used to use normiegram back in 1st year of kalej and used to comment dumb shit like simping, slutshaming and memeing in the comments. Burned a lot of time watching reels back in the day. I remember one of my comments getting around 2k likes on a reel
H08Mk3
No.503654
>>503642(OP)
I once borrowed 15-20 NCERT chemistry textbooks from my classmates, stacked them on top of each other, put them next to a girl, then sat next to the pile of books, and said
>there is so much chemisty between us, we should date
she laughed. i didn't expect anything more.
8gQf/r
No.503655
H3kVgM
No.503664
>>503653
I used to do the same.
Many comments of mine had 20k + likes, literally.
And once i was flexing it in front of another chronically online girl.
82yh1O
No.503667
>>503655
they are slightly left lifted not libtards.
they scolded me because some notification came to her phone ki ye dekho aapka beta kya kya comment kar raha hai, because the account name was clearly visible
qA2dcn
No.503668
>>503642(OP)
getting chased by the girls across a cricket field in 7th after me and my muthleem friend stole the keys to the classroom they had changed in for PE and couldn't change back into their school uniforms :D
H08Mk3
No.503678
>>503668
that's some straight up slice of life anime shit.
qA2dcn
No.503682
>>503678
it's 100% real!!!!! i remember it like yesterday. i was very popular in childhood, i only became the friendless loner I am today in Matric
also yours is pretty funny too lmao. was she hot?
dzBEuo
No.503684
>>503642(OP)
I kinda like those brainrot ai memes actually, the shock value gets me
82yh1O
No.503685
>>503664
My first social media platform was reddit in 2019. there was much fun for that age of mine.
when years pass away, some so-called DENK memers kept ranting about how they are dank and their humor is peak so they ack the insta bhangis to come there.
some guys literally ranted in a post that their friends are normies while they are dank . and asking on to hriday parivartan them
>>503668
kek, yaar school ki ladkiyo ko casual dress mai dekhkar alag sa hi lagta tha
82yh1O
No.503698
>>503654
keke, atleast you had the courage to talk directly.
i used to talk with my crush about stoodiz
H08Mk3
No.503704
>>503682
i'm not questioning your legitimacy, i just stated a fact.
>was she hot ?
looking back on it, she was probably a 4/10. the only redeeming thiing about her was that she was a nerd, used to play minecraft and shiet.
but back then i used to regularly work out, my testosterone was at it's peak, so literally every girl was attractive to me.
i wasn't really chasing her, at that time i had my self-imrovement Andrew Tate/Hamza phase, so i was constantly "cold-approaching" girls, got the insta of this one really cute junior, she was replying instantly and liking all my stories and shiet, but my autism fucked it up, you can only really larp as a chad for so long.
qA2dcn
No.503718
>>503685
mera toh khada hogya tha yrr, for the first time i started to think sexual thoughts about girls. one nearly caught me, she was pretty good at Judo and legit grabbed my arm and swung me 180 and i fell down. She put her knee on my stomach and rather than getting pissed or scared I was unable to stop blushing and coughing before i escaped
they are the reason why i still have occasional thoughts of femdom to this day
qA2dcn
No.503730
>>503704
naruhodo sirs. how is your social life now? Still trying to score or have you stopped trying?
82yh1O
No.503735
>>503718
i still remember, hamare convent mai(t.hindu) first lines of bible ka skit tha.
usme mai god bana tha, sala ek raat pehle baap ko bohot bhagaya tha white beard ke liye.
jab stage pe aya tabhi ek object se meri takkar ho gyi, saala god ka majak ban gya.
and this girl was angel in it, wearing glittery one-piece and stuff yaar.Her smooth gore legs were open and every single mf was staring at her legs.
at the time, only 4-5 were breed worthy out of fking 100 girls of our whole 10th batch
82yh1O
No.503749
>>503735
i fking did my best, but my voice actor who was reading all lines while i was acting was such a submissive faggot, his voice was just meh.
when satan appeared, every single wannabe cool edgy teen just coomed at his appearance.
one teacher came to me and told that your performance was good, but the satan's one was just overwhelming...
saali kalwi bihari
82yh1O
No.503753
>>503737
why didn't you make a daily improv thread and smthing, where us clgfags will keep track of our goals and track our improv
H3kVgM
No.503764
>>503664
>>503678
>>503718
Mere saath is se bhi pyaara incident hua tha.
10th class, 2 lecture free the to hamari class puri outdoor thi, aur ladke sab football khel rahe the, mai akela garden mai so raha tha aur paas mai hi basketball court tha jaha ladkiya khel rahi thi
Waha players kam the aur unhe khelna bhi nahi aata tha, so wo mujhe forcefully le gayi
Ahh class ki popular duo mujhe khinch ke leja rahi thi
waha mast timepass kara pure time, mai akela ladka tha udhar
Lamba bhi tha aur decent physique thi to unhe ase hi tease karta khelte time aur wo friendly way me maarti ya kuch bolti
meri personality bhi thodi soft boy type thi
82yh1O
No.503765
>>503759
yaar i ain't a codecel like you, i am talking about general improv daily threads
82yh1O
No.503775
>>503764
maje hai yaar.
i never got a single chance, everyaan thought of me like a rude chigma boy, while the reality was i was just minding my own business
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fYc+qs
No.503776
>>503642(OP)
Being a bhaktbhangi
Being a muslim hating hindu sher
Being a jat supremacista dn fonsidering we wuzz aryan
Got my 11k reddit account deleted because of posting hate posts on r/samaaj where even moderator used to remive my memes
H08Mk3
No.503778
>>503753
>>503765
>general improv daily threads
be the change anon. start a thread yourself. i wouldn't know what metrics to include in a general kalej improoooov thread, so i didn't. i told thundershota i would make one related to DSA, and i did.
my life revolves around codecelling so i made one related to it. if you start, i will join in.
H3kVgM
No.503781
>>503776
There is nothing wrong in hating mullahs and being proud of (jai bhim)
qA2dcn
No.503790
>>503764
brootal chad mog yrr kash mujhe bhi ladkyion ke sath khelne ka mauka milta. humare school mein ladke-ladki alag alag khelte the
82yh1O
No.503793
>>503774
she was very introvert, didn't talk, but one bantu jaw guy was hitting on her from so long that every1 thought he was her bf.
the amount of dehatis there was astonishing.
we have two branches in our city, and for farewell, the other branch has to come here, so all guys started acting edgy and spread rumours that X guy from our school poked a fork in Y guy(most popular because he was mulla don/idk and used to have bhangigram posts with his bolero
at that time,there was a 7/10 gorijeeta i was staring at from above, and my frens dared me to go and click photos of her.we got down, and my chad fren approached her that my fren wants to get a pic with you, my mistake was that I was too far from her in pic, literally 1 feet long from her, because i was too afraid .
the supervisor,principal and teacher all caught me with it but didn't say a bit.
when i scored low in preboards, my bitch class t. complained about, accha beta , tumne farewell mai toh mast maje kiye, dekha tha maine.
82yh1O
No.503795
>>503778
yes, it will be a general daily thread , and not limited only to clgchuds for reach.
i will start from tomorrow
coFQcD
No.503922
>>503642(OP)
Once in school, almost 20-30 girls saw me in chaddi
All of them looked at my junk
All were laughing
I was in 11th class
82yh1O
No.503925
>>503922
broatul,
in 10th, a group of girls of our class was asking me and my frens to show them their thumb.
i instantly recognized it is a nothingburger which states that it represent dick size
