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TRUTHNVKE
K+2s12
No.504036
Listen up, because this is some next-level science right here. Males are born gay, and it's the symbiotic bacteria in women's milk that flips the switch to heterosexuality. The more milk you drink, the more hetero you become, and bigger breasts mean more milk production. So, if your mom has tiny breasts, you're secretly gay? Let's break this down.
First off, let's talk about the bacteria in women's milk. Breast milk is packed with all sorts of beneficial bacteria that help develop a baby's immune system and overall health. But here's the kicker: some of these bacteria have a specific effect on sexual orientation. It's not just about immunity; it's about rewiring your brain to be attracted to the opposite sex. The gut microbiome is known to influence all sorts of things, from mood to metabolism. So, why not sexual orientation?
Now, let's talk about breast size. Bigger breasts generally mean more milk production, right? So, if a mom has tiny breasts, she might not produce enough milk to fully convert her son to heterosexuality. It's like a biological lottery. And what about the guys who grew up on formula? They're all secretly gay because formula just doesn't have the same magical bacteria as breast milk.
If a guy drinks enough milk, he can become so straight that he starts liking big boobs. I mean, that's some serious milk mustache power right there. But hey, if this is true, then we should all be hitting up the dairy aisle like it's Black Friday. Milk: the ultimate gay-to-straight converter. Who knew?
So, there you have it. A wild theory that's actually backed by some pretty interesting science. This is the truth, folks. Males are born gay, and it's the symbiotic bacteria in women's milk that makes them heterosexual. The more milk you drink, the more hetero you are, and bigger breasts mean more milk production. So women with tiny breasts don't make enough milk to make their sons hetero. If your mum has tiny boobs then you are secretly gay.
IYtgXb
No.504098
>>504036(OP)
Source?
0T8Zeh
No.504103
+MwZ4u
No.504104
>>504036(OP)
I'm gay bottom
0PVNGx
No.504111
>>504036(OP)
i never drank any milk and i am still straighter than most other dudes
4gVkTH
No.504116
>>504111
Sure you are, faggot
2514Me
No.504119
>>504036(OP)
Me bachpan me doodh nahi piya so I guess that’s why I turned out gay and ended up short too
2514Me
No.504120
>>504104
Wow me too
5Pu1GQ
No.504134
>>504036(OP)
Retard, milku production actually does not depend on breast size, that is just a normie myth. Breasts are just fat tissue, milk is made by glandular tissue which does not depend on breast size.
+MwZ4u
No.504140
>>504120
let's hook up
5Pu1GQ
No.504151
>>504139
Abe chutiye toh usne pura essay likh diya apni retardation pe, when I write intelligent essays chamaars get by just repeating their last now debunked argument but rephrased with new meme and slur attached. At least I posted a coherent bunch of sentences.
Also this is not nerd, this is basic biology, and I never really paid attention in school and am non med fag
2514Me
No.504164
>>504140
discord/telegram?
cbffqg
No.504171
>>504036(OP)
where did you find this copypasta frog(by the way I am a nigger)?
TOTAL FROGNIGGER DEATH
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