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Goku btfo

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134683

>What if phone booth, turn me into Broly

What is goku going to do ? Lmao

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134684

>>134683(OP)

>dictator switch, erase Goku

>Handshake Glove with Broly

>Superhero Belt : Soul erasing Hakai with ultra instinct

Tf goku going to do?

Anonymous

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1s7k4h

No.134688

bachhachan.com

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134689

>>134684

Doraemon is some sort of a Demon from narkh, ofc goku doesn't stand a chance

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134693

>>134688

It's mostly young adults discussing these

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134698

What do you guys think, can doraemon btfo goku

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EQ9cVK

No.134700

>>134698

Easily, small light alone will turn goku into a fucking ant lmao

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134701

>>134700

Goku fags argue that small light won't affect goku as his powers will remain unaffected

But one phone call on What If Booth asking for all humans to be on level of Broly will destroy Goku

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EQ9cVK

No.134702

Anywhere Door alone can finish entire transport and auto industry of the world.

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qVpD72

No.134703

>uses time machine

>prevents goku from ever being born

too easy

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EQ9cVK

No.134705

>>134701

I think if you study Doraemon episodes properly, you will understand that most of the gadgets have some limitations, we literally witness nobita fucking up because of this.

Basically there is missing context as far as capabilities of certain gadgets go.

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EQ9cVK

No.134706

>>134703

not that easy, in many episodes we have seen that changing past isn't that simple.

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134707

>>134705

yes but Doraemon can, because he knows what he can do with it.

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qVpD72

No.134708

>>134706

we saw a episode where nobita went to past where his mother and father were meeting, he somehow stopped this meeting and he started slowly disappearing untill doraemon did something to unite his parents again

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134709

>>134705

True, but that is because all of Doraemon'a gadgets are essentially "Toy" versions of the serious stuff that the Time Patrol coprs use or govt of 22nd Century uses.

But even then, I think what if phone booth is pretty powerful since in the magic movie Nobita used it to literally turn all of humanity into wizards. So all it will take is a phone call to request all humans to be Saiyans with Broly's powers

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134711

>>134709

For example, in TP Bon we are shown the complete powers of the time patrol corps . They are night limitless

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134712

>>134711

Or in the Gadget museum movie we are shown the capabilites of the 22nd Century devices

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qVpD72

No.134715

>goku somehow convinces zeno to fight with him

zeno instantly one shots entire doraemon verse

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134718

>>134715

lies, the hitman toy can keep zeno occupied even if not outright BTFO'ing him

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b7i5IO

No.134720

enters Kakashi Hatake

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134721

>>134720

no, naruto shit

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EQ9cVK

No.134726

If you think abi it Doraemon can theoretically trap anyone in his 4 dimensional pocket.

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qVpD72

No.134728

>>134720

>puts doraemon under genjutsu using sharingan

>doraemon does as kakashi wants him too

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b7i5IO

No.134729

>>134721

cope

sharingan will btfo whole dbz and doraecuckverse

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b7i5IO

No.134730

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qVpD72

No.134731

but I think aizen from bleach can btfo any of these characters with ease

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134733

>>134683(OP)

no country for early xhoomercels

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134737

>>134728

Doraemon is a robot so Genjutsu won't work

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134738

>>134729

AHAHAHAHA LMAO

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b7i5IO

No.134740

>>134731

oswald will single handedly rape aizen

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qVpD72

No.134743

>>134737

Even non living characters like reanimated people were affected by genjutsu, moreover doraemon has been shown to be affected by things similar to humans

>>134740

dont know who that is but complete hypnosis btfos all not named yhwach

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134744

>>134743

Did you watch naruto with your eyes closed? Firstly without chakra Doraemon wont be affected by Genjutsu

Reanimated people are still more closer to humans than doraemon. Doraemon is a robot, he won't be affected by Genjutsu

Anonymous

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cvAkqQ

No.134749

>>134683(OP)

>>134684

Have you nighas ever seen DB? The characters no diff BS hack moves all the time. Gotenks just says ahhhh and rips dimensions. Vegito was turned in to a candy and he fought Buu better than he did with his real body. Super Goku just says no to literal time stopping magic shenanigans.

It all makes sense when you understand that DB is a gag manga first and action manga second and Goku a gag character like Popeye.

Anonymous

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cvAkqQ

No.134750

>>134700

He was turned to a Candy and he fought better as a candy.

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134751

>>134749

we know, its for fun and lols

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EQ9cVK

No.134753

>>134740

man this takes me back, he had penguin and a flower friend too, I loved oswald and noddy

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qVpD72

No.134754

>>134751

nah that other guy is genuinely serious, he has been at it for 2 days now

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134757

>>134754

kek, based

Anonymous

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K2nyoK

No.134759

>>134753

noddy and thomas were the shit. Also, Power Rangers SPD and Jungle Fury

Anonymous

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dLBlcx

No.134765

>>134683(OP)

>>What if phone booth

It only transfers you to an alternate dimension with your said conditions. It ain't gonna beat goku in normal dimensiom dawg

>Handshake Glove

>Superhero Belt

Don't remember these

Anonymous

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dLBlcx

No.134766

>>134700

>small light alone will turn goku into a fucking ant lmao

Now doremon will fight enemies he can't even see. But thats an if, if light even touches goku. In a fight goku would obviously register torch as some weapon and ran off before light even touches him

Anonymous

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EqP79l

No.134786

>>134765

>Handshake Glove

Gives you abilities of whom you shook hand with

>134765

>Superhero Belt

Gives you ANY superhero power so long you can write it down

Anonymous

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dLBlcx

No.134810

>>134786

>Gives you abilities of whom you shook hand with

Still goku wins. Doremon and nobita both are retarded with power. Thats literally the whole point of show.

>>134786

>Gives you ANY superhero power so long you can write it down

Nobita can do better in this regard due to his lowkey word conquerer loser side. Still goku wins. Both of them aren't smart enough to beat goku even with goku like powers

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

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h6c4me

No.134811

>>134689

>narkh

Narak hota hai musaljeet

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K2nyoK

No.134812

>>134811

southie

>captcha:oh

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

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h6c4me

No.134814

Also, does anybody have that pic where Doraemon is a pepe and Nobita is a crying wojak?

Anonymous

ARYA

oTNiDz

No.134874

>>134740

Octopus are canonically built different so yes, he can. He won't however because Oswald is the wholesome guy, Aizen fag wishes he was.

>>134753

There was also Pingoo and the Skipper dog, all of them were genuinely such good shows. In the end i could have watched entire Oswald for ages honestly. It was genuinely a very soothing show.