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>>134832(OP)

Sorry for the typos i didn't crosscheck before posting

based way to ask for skincare

>>134834

Idk we matched and really vibed well and i find her very fun too

>>134834

Also since i was born and brought up in delhi i find north indians much more relatable than south indians

>>134845

Wo zamana chala gaya boomer uncle ab toh aab aise hi shaadi karte hai

>>134851

Yaar but alteast i should work on myself thoda sa i mean basic skincare ke baare mei hi batado yaaro atleast

>>134832(OP)

>Yaar but the problem is I'm kannadiga

That's not a problem, I'd fuck a Kannadiga girl in a heart beat.

>and i look very ugly without filters

Your ethnicity plays no part in your hideousness pyare anon.

>and like I'm quite brown

Not a problem.

>and have pigmentation due to acne all over my fave

Fave kya hota hai lmao. Ice your face anon, and if possible get a good rice serum. I use Niva men creme, which prevents dark spots.

>meanwhile she is literally milk skinned what can i do .

Love her, and treat her well.

>I had confessed this to her but she says she doesn't care she really likes my sense of humour

She is based, learn to love yourself, so you don't make her feel bad about loving you. You are the only thing holding yourself down. Skin tone and your ethnicity plays zero to no part.

You can however ice your face, every morning and night. A good facewash like minimalist, daily icing, a good dark spots preventing moisturiser with some spf in it will prevent dark spots. Stop hating your brown skin, maybe she loves you due to brown skin, maybe you should learn from the woman, how to yourself as well anon.

>>134832(OP)

You're a supreme chutiya fr

If you both like each other and above that you asked her right on face and even after that she accepted you

What's the problem

Yaar you all are (by the way I am a nigger)s fr, you shoot at your own foot and then cry

Don't breed this insecurity or it will hamper your real self and then you'll not be same which will then push her away from you

Just be confident on yourself

>>134861

thank you tranime anon, you unironically based

>>134865

*you are

>>134861

>fave kya hota hai

Typo ho gya yaar face hai

Is face wash and cleanser the same?

>I use Niva men creme, which prevents dark spots

Noted,thanks anon

>Stop hating your brown skin, maybe she loves you due to brown skin, maybe you should learn from the woman, how to yourself as well anon.

Wow yaar never thought this way maybe you are right

>>134862

Okay yaar okay 😭😭 nahi karunga ye randi rona firse but pehli baar life mei itna khubsurat koi aaya hai so i just couldn't stop questioning myself

>>134869

>No excuses about psychopathic AASI Lemurian vampire genes requiring less sleep.

Wtf 😭😭

>ix your diet Stop eating oily carbslop Eat fresh fruits and slightly undercooked veggies etc.

Yaar hostel mei toh mess ka hi kha paunga and veggies ans fruits are costly and cooking myself would need time

Altho i drink 500ml or 750ml milk daily

>>134880

No

>>134881

Ha toh tab dekh lenge

>>134870

All facewash are cleanser but not all cleanser are face wash. Some cleansers are just wipe it off sprays. You should go for a facewash however. Get anything by minimalist, and you'll be fine. Keep the cycle simple

>Wake up

>Ice your face

>Facewash

>Apply moisturiser

>Ice your face

>Face wash

>Go to sleep

Anything more can be included later, but build a decent skin care routine for now. How do you all nanhe anon not know this? Even our father's and forefathers would wash their face with thanda pani and ayam saboon twice a day, kek.

>>134875

Unironically this. It's true women like to get some communication. But sharing your insecurities so early on is not a good idea. Keep the insecurities to yourself, you will thank us.

>>134869

>Fix your sleep hours

He couldn't be more right. Eight to ten hours of sleep makes you a different person, specially if you do some form of cardio everyday. I suggest running atleast five kilometer, even better if you are in bare minimum health and can do ten. (Ten is average male standard btw, but I know what Bhachels like, so i reduced it to five)

>>134869

>Take frequent baths

Yaar every Indian does, what the fuck is this internalised racism lmao. Also why does every one call you motivanon, anon? What does your username even mean?

>>134832(OP)

>pahadi baddie

ovarida. they're some of the most ran through randis & trandis

>>134890

>Nah, motivanon is right. Hostel vale ladke nahi nahate hain roz

Hostel doesn't have ladke. We all have a hostel phase, and we all were under evolved animals in that era. That doesn't reflect on Indians... Or well, humans as a whole.

>>134885

>Wake up

>Ice your face

Yaar i live in this chamar hostel this madarchod garmi of 43 degrees so ubalta hua paanj hi aayega tap mei ice ka koi suvidha nhi hai mere paas

Also whats this nivea rice serum i couldn't find it online

>>134893

He said pahadi, not delhite, calm down da. Every jeeta can be like sasti rand if you have no eye to gauge a woman. Seething about happiness of another man is a bad look anon.

>>134888

Damn thats a lot of cardio I'll see , pehle toh i need to build some muscles and get rid of this stubborn belly fat

>>134893

Are nahi yaar it's her first relationship and she is thoda sa weirdo so had no bf till now , she is 20 btw

>>134899

how do you know?

>>134898

You don't get rid of a specific body fat, cardio is good for increasing metabolism and helping your body get used to movement. It is also good for nice sleep cycles and skin quality.

Once your body has adapted a month or so with cardio, feel free to lift weights and do resistance excercise. Don't try to do it all at once, too many newbs straight and break their body too fast by really failing to understand how weak they are.

>>134832(OP)

Namaskara saar. I'm kannadiga as well. You matched on some dating app or for marriage?

>>134888

Yaar ek to itna nini aata kaise hai bc i cant sleep more than 4 to 6 hours in this scorching north indian heat with no ac or cooler in my hostel room(too broke)

>>134900

>how do you know?

Probably by not being a complete fucking retard, you should try it bhosdanon.

>>134902

Yaar im too young to look for marriage i was desperate for a gf so matched on dating app

>>134904

whatever helps you cope. I'm warning you anons, the incel revolution is increasingly seeming to be the only solution with the massive rundidom and rundirakshakism in this god forsaken land

>>134903

I am Northie too, and it's closing arround 42-44° here. You grow used to it, them again I am also ethnically Northie so I probably have a little more resistance to this degree of scorch.

So a good cardio sesh also helps you feel more awake when you wake up, since your sleep just does a better job making you feel rested. It was like that for most of us, you'll get used to it. You'll likely find better flats as time pass, don't worry.

>>134907

Good. Which app if I may ask? Do you get matches regularly on dating app?

>>134909

>whatever helps you cope

The irony of this chut deprived anon lmao.

>>134908

Weird in the sense her humour yaar

>>134913

>t. bhangi from bhangilore

>>134911

Bumble yaar i barely got one or two matches in a month, hinge pe toh zero

>>134909

>I'm warning you anons, the incel revolution is increasingly seeming to be the only solution with the massive rundidom and rundirakshakism in this god forsaken land

I used to do this randi rona in 2013, on 4 chan during my highschool days. No Incel revolution is happening you retard. You underage morons keep falling for memes we made two decades back, taking them at face value. You will dress up like a fucking doomed loser and show up to a mall thinking it's a shoot out, when every one else will laugh at you from behind.

How old are you? 12? Lmao, Grow the fuck up.

>>134916

Yaar tum log toh mere gf ke peeche hi pad gaye

>>134917

Oh ok bro. All the best with the Himachali chick. Don't be too invested though. In online dating you never know what your going to get. Also your age? I'm 23 and just can't get laid. Are dating apps worth it?

>>134915

I am Northie yaar, lmao.

>>134907

Keep talking to her. When you both are a little bit more comfy, hope you can meet each other in the person. Till that day have your finances and life in a little bit order.

>>134918

>How old are you? 12? Lmao, Grow the fuck up.

The older you grow, the sooner you'll realize the lost opportunity to revolt. When you're young, you're full of energy & vitality, something that can be focussed on building a bright future, but instead it gets wasted on competing with other men where you get to throw each other under the bus only to get finally rekt by a randi who chooses a 6'5 chad . If you represent the avg zoomjeet, I must admit that broootal times are up ahead, especially given the fact that you retards blindly copy westoid trends.

>>134925

I'm 22 yaar tbh idk but if you are patient and lucky dating apps can help you bag a gf just dont make getting laid as your sole purpose just try to be funny and keep them engaged in the chats probably some of them would like it and reciprocate i had a tonne of dad jokes and stuff to keep them entertained in the chat

>>134927

Nahi yaar we exchange fit checks and talk for hours she has shared so many gossips about her friend we already moved from bumble to insta to whatsapp

>>134928

>The older you grow, the sooner you'll realize the lost opportunity to revolt.

Anon is underage, Dayush ban this retard yaar.

>When you're young, you're full of energy & vitality, something that can be focussed on building a bright future,

I can't wait to see what a 14 year old is building outside his highschool project.

>but instead it gets wasted on competing with other men where you get to throw each other under

That's just life yaar, it's like whining about you not getting rank 10 in classroom. Stop this bitch moan behaviour, it's unfitting on indians. This kind of sissy behaviour should be saved for the cuckhold races like cumskins and gooks.

>the bus only to get finally rekt by a randi who chooses a 6'5 chad .

If you were persuing a randi then it's a you problem anon. Also 6'5 in india? Holy mother of thread detailing.

>If you represent the avg zoomjeet,

I am a boomer lmao, yaar this plebbitors from i am 14 and this is so deep daddy, kek.

>I must admit that broootal times are up ahead, especially given the fact that you retards blindly copy westoid trends.

... Does every other anon see the the joke here? Bhosdanon is either is master baiter (since he gets no pussy) to craft the peakest bait of all times, or genuinely so retarded he feels to see hypocrisy of last line.

>>134930

Lmao, ikr.

>>134929

Been their, but also, it's better to take the time you spend online talking to girls, to polish up your social skills. It will help you later in real life.

>>134933

Going strong anon, milne jane se pehle mummy papa ko bata dena. Aaj ka neela drum zyada ho raha hai.

>>134936

>That's just life yaar, it's like whining about you not getting rank 10 in classroom.

>cucking or getting cucked literally is life yaar and this is just as equivalent as competitive examcelling

gtfo faggot.

I'm 25 and I've had enough of this randidom & gynocracy-degeneracy already

>>134929

Ok Saar. Thanks for the advice

>>134971

arey yaar tuje jo samajhna hai samajh but mai larp toh nahi kar raha and ive been using this chappal makin forum way before than you

>>134869

>Take frequent baths.

Kekeda. Bro actually gave 'take showers vro' advice.

>>134986

yeah sure anon