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I've decided that I absolootely hate my job. I work in one of the big 4s and my saloory is 45k.

Here's my plan - gib state pcs. But before that I'll gib ssc cgl so that I've a comfy job with no work pressure. Last year I sat in its tier one exam for keks and cleared it with ease but didn't give tier 2.

Now back to my original question, what to do with my current job? If I quit, I'll have to return my bonus. What will happen if I stop going to office, how long will they wait to fire me. I want to extract max mooney from my company without working.

What to do

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/104061

>>104770

Based ketu taking down million dollar drone

>>104770

>>104774

Stop derailing my bread fagoots

Bump

>>105169

No, he probably a bcom fag

big4 in India pay like that.

tax, and basic analysis havbve low pay, Deloitte on entry level pays a package ~4.5-6L

>>104769(OP)

>I want to extract max mooney from my company without working.

use med leaves, dont quit if bonus is good

start studying on weekends and after job, quit when money is credited and a month before your exam

>>105169

That's what analysts get paid if you exclude variable pay and bonus

>>105194

>med leaves

How yaar. If I was in my hometown my baap would've arranged fake reports and x rays of a broken leg but I don't know any shady daactar here.

Any injury or disease which is easy to fake?

>quit when money is credited and a month before your exam

There's a notice period of 2 months and exam is 3 months from now

>>105263

>any shady daactar here.

they are always there, ask friends or someone relative in your city to setup with a doc

>Any injury or disease which is easy to fake?

go gym, tell everyone in office youre going to gym, then report you broke a ligament, get fake doc certificate

>There's a notice period of 2 months and exam is 3 months from now

yaar fir jaldi kardo quit, memexams are not halua