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Anonymous

IN

u9d4cF

No.104006

my 24-26 year old female teacher once said to me (in an empty room) "You are looking handsome". To which I being an absolute autist replied "Okay". There are a few more such incidents in my life.

Share your experiences /b/ros.

UN

aQCE9S

No.104019

>>104006(OP)

>to which I being an absolute autist replied "Okay"

What is autistic about replying, "Okay"? I think it's a good response. What do you except would have happened had you replied anything else? You'll have made it into her pants? You're more autistic for thinking that

Anonymous

IN

If/3mV

No.104025

>>104019

should have said, "arey mam Aap toh humesha hee sundar lagte ho"

by saying okay you literally drop any even if 2-3% of chances of escalation to 0

If she is already calling you handsome you should also start complimenting

Anonymous

IN

u9d4cF

No.104027

>>104025

this

UN

aQCE9S

No.104036

>>104025

>even if 2-3%

If you ask me, it's better to be respectful than taking a shot and risk appearing a desperate horny bastard and regretting it later if the chances are already 2-3%

Anonymous

IN

JcdVOO

No.104039

>>104019

A simple 'thank you' is great. At least she wont feel awkward or embarrassed thinking she said smthing bad.

Anonymous

IN

If/3mV

No.104042

>>104036

what's wrong with complimenting when she already complimented you? I am not asking her to suck my jock NIgga

Anonymous

IN

JcdVOO

No.104046

>>104006(OP)

How old were you?

Anonymous

IN

oP2e2Y

No.104051

>>104006(OP)

rendiyon ke chakaron me mat fasso anans ajkal fake rape case lagake pesse ki settlement leti hein rendiyan

UN

aQCE9S

No.104055

>>104042

All I'm saying is, stop thinking and regretting about 2-3% chances of your life and focus on 60-65% girls from your own class, colony, relation etc.

cold approach doesn't work in India

Anonymous

IN

yIeWb8

No.104058

>>104055

>cold approach doesn't work in India

It works all around the world if you are a chad

Anonymous

IN

u9d4cF

No.104059

>>104046

around 17,

I also noticed a sudden change in her behaviour towards me after that day. She started behaving VERY rudely towards me and even gave me very low marks in next exams.

I was an innocent idiot back then so I couldn't understand what was happening.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

l2VXoA

No.104063

>>104006(OP)

>experiences

4 days ago, I went to the roof to watch pigeons. An officejeeta in the nearby building looked at me and mouthed that wow face. I thought she was looking at the fat white pigeon who hangs out.

But no, she then clicked a photo of me and then went back. I thought it was weird. But I am pretty sure it was a photo of me.

Since then, I have been seeing her every day on the roof talking to some saheli over phone. But she goes back in or hides when I am around or checking out her butt. Guess I creeped her out or she saw me exercising and thought I was a weirdo, or both.

Anonymous

IN

THq95g

No.104067

When I was 19 I remember going to tour to abbo nadu and getting mired by a group of girls there. I was fit then(70 kilos, 6+ feet) unlike now(90 kilos). Since it's abbo nadu, not much of a competition there so whatever.

One time my mom's friend met me for the first time and told my mom her son is so handsome.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

l2VXoA

No.104073

>>104067

>tour

Office trip to Kasauli

May 4, 2019

I was petting this fat dog who led me to this nice sunset place.

A pretty jeeta came and started talking with me, asked me about where I am from or about the dog.

Me being the idiot back then didn't catch her drift and just gave plain replies and didn't talk much.

Later my coworkers told me that I could have took things further because the girl walked all the way to specifically talk with me.

Anonymous

IN

oP2e2Y

No.104075

>>104067

teri sariyamaxxing krne ke bad bhi tujhe sharm nhi ayi anan?

Anonymous

IN

u9d4cF

No.104077

>>104075

yaar either share your experiences or get the fuck out of here if you aren't genetically gifted

Anonymous

IN

oP2e2Y

No.104078

>>104077

>yu no genetically gifted saars

6th one

Anonymous

IN

fRlTPX

No.104224

>>104006(OP)

Several times but mildly. Not like somebody making wow face and taking my pic. Kek.

>my upper floor nieghbor aunty says we will find a pretty girl for me coz i am good

>a cousin kind had crush on me but she is kinda chhapri so doesn't matter much. Didn't talk much to her but she is 5'6

>my another cousin directly said "itna pyara lagta hai" and told me I'll probably find a job easily by impressing HRandis. (If only she knew how bad things really are).

>another cousin always plays with my hair whenever i lay around her. Unlike other 2, she is qt. I wanna kiss her.

>once slightly heard some 10th girls when i was 9th talking about guys of our class and they said i look nice but my put my hairs are too oily. Total champu moment yaar.

Inb4 mulla allegations, all the cousins are not related.

I am yet, a khv niqger.

Anonymous

IN

I5osEk

No.104232

I know like 4 people who used to like me, and I am still a virgin. I am balding now so it's over for me.

Anonymous

IN

6weU4g

No.104634

>>104075

Someday I might pay that damn rent chamar.

Anonymous

ARYA

QJJNKp

No.104679

>>104232

same yaara, its over.

Anonymous

IN

f1oCmv

No.104743

>>104232

Age?

Anonymous

IN

366T0Y

No.104746

>>104634

Coomed

Anonymous

KA

wLtZoW

No.104805

>>104006(OP)

pretty sure i've said this before, but i remember a bunch of girls were into me during primary school. I was fatter, rounder, had a better haircut and skin tone back then and wasn't half as introverted as I am now. I remember being eyefucked multiple times by girls my age of all races there - British, Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi and Polish. Twice girls came up to me and said I was very nice, even requested the teacher to let them sit at my table in school.

Unfortunately I, like all other young boys of an age less than 10 had fallen for the "girls are gross" psyop run by the Jews and low-key avoided/hated them. I didn't realize how popular I was until I had moved back to India when I was 12.

Even now I still think about all of them - I remember their faces, their hair, their eye colour and accents - clear as day. I think of what could have been had I not come back and transformed into the truecel I am today. FUCK

Anonymous

KA

wLtZoW

No.104810

Also, we used to change from our normal uniforms to sports uniforms in the same classroom during PE period, because i went to a shitty government school over there and I remember being fascinated with what they wore underneath their skirts - (not being a pedo) different colours of panties, some with hearts, some with intricate patterns, etc. I didn't know what I really wanted to see, and the girls didn't know either so they either didn't care or let me.

UN

Y/OVK8

No.104813

>>104805

It's in your destiny. Atleast you got better schooling then me. I studied in literally dehati sanghi school. I will do something to my dehati parents one day for sure for this.

ARYA

cQNXhb

No.104817

>>104063

anons this guy is 5'7 btw

UN

Y/OVK8

No.104822

>>104817

He's larping hard maybe.

ARYA

cQNXhb

No.104832

>>104822

this is his ghibli

Anonymous

IN

D9QySR

No.104844

>>104832

We need a software to convert Ghibli into real images

UN

Y/OVK8

No.104847

>>104832

Motivanon is micro personality of Bhach like Toonslayer and ThunderThighs. His post is centred around pussy too nowadays it means he's attention starved. Reading tootar and plebbit threads all do chunk knowledge just to vomit here as motibasun.

ARYA

cQNXhb

No.104852

>>104847

>troonslayer

hes as big a micro celeb as paneer kek. and by that i mean unhe kutta bhi nahi puchta

Anonymous

IN

D9QySR

No.104853

>>104847

These days his posts feel moar like larps

Anonymous

IN

D9QySR

No.104856

Post the biggest micro celeb attentionwhores of bhach

ARYA

cQNXhb

No.104857

>>104856

samanthafag/rakulcel

rvanon

yuianon

troonslayer

aizen

dyaush

Anonymous

IN

D9QySR

No.104859

>>104857

Gangu mujahid

DGH

Apsara

Thunder thighs

Anonymous

KA

wLtZoW

No.104861

>>104813

they don't really teach anything good over there, what is considered class 8 math here is grade 10 shit over there

UN

Y/OVK8

No.104871

>>104861

You're not thankful for your life. I didn't even had a farewell or scribble day or traditional day in my schooling life. The main thing which gives me cockblock is that I had enough money to study in schools like DPS but baap literally denied because of his dehatness. He still believes that there's nothing like socioeconomic backgrounds or upbringing. Anyone can do anything even from government schools of Bihar.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

l2VXoA

No.105019

>>104817

Correct

>>104822

Cope

>>104844

Thankfully it won't be accurate

>>104847

These days I just shitpost and post updates about game engine development tf you on