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u9d4cF
No.104006
my 24-26 year old female teacher once said to me (in an empty room) "You are looking handsome". To which I being an absolute autist replied "Okay". There are a few more such incidents in my life.
Share your experiences /b/ros.


aQCE9S
No.104019
>>104006(OP)
>to which I being an absolute autist replied "Okay"
What is autistic about replying, "Okay"? I think it's a good response. What do you except would have happened had you replied anything else? You'll have made it into her pants? You're more autistic for thinking that
If/3mV
No.104025
>>104019
should have said, "arey mam Aap toh humesha hee sundar lagte ho"
by saying okay you literally drop any even if 2-3% of chances of escalation to 0
If she is already calling you handsome you should also start complimenting
u9d4cF
No.104027
>>104025
this


aQCE9S
No.104036
>>104025
>even if 2-3%
If you ask me, it's better to be respectful than taking a shot and risk appearing a desperate horny bastard and regretting it later if the chances are already 2-3%
JcdVOO
No.104039
>>104019
A simple 'thank you' is great. At least she wont feel awkward or embarrassed thinking she said smthing bad.
If/3mV
No.104042
>>104036
what's wrong with complimenting when she already complimented you? I am not asking her to suck my jock NIgga
JcdVOO
No.104046
>>104006(OP)
How old were you?
oP2e2Y
No.104051
>>104006(OP)
rendiyon ke chakaron me mat fasso anans ajkal fake rape case lagake pesse ki settlement leti hein rendiyan


aQCE9S
No.104055
>>104042
All I'm saying is, stop thinking and regretting about 2-3% chances of your life and focus on 60-65% girls from your own class, colony, relation etc.
cold approach doesn't work in India
yIeWb8
No.104058
u9d4cF
No.104059
>>104046
around 17,
I also noticed a sudden change in her behaviour towards me after that day. She started behaving VERY rudely towards me and even gave me very low marks in next exams.
I was an innocent idiot back then so I couldn't understand what was happening.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

l2VXoA
No.104063
>>104006(OP)
>experiences
4 days ago, I went to the roof to watch pigeons. An officejeeta in the nearby building looked at me and mouthed that wow face. I thought she was looking at the fat white pigeon who hangs out.
But no, she then clicked a photo of me and then went back. I thought it was weird. But I am pretty sure it was a photo of me.
Since then, I have been seeing her every day on the roof talking to some saheli over phone. But she goes back in or hides when I am around or checking out her butt. Guess I creeped her out or she saw me exercising and thought I was a weirdo, or both.
THq95g
No.104067
When I was 19 I remember going to tour to abbo nadu and getting mired by a group of girls there. I was fit then(70 kilos, 6+ feet) unlike now(90 kilos). Since it's abbo nadu, not much of a competition there so whatever.
One time my mom's friend met me for the first time and told my mom her son is so handsome.

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

l2VXoA
No.104073
>>104067
>tour
Office trip to Kasauli
May 4, 2019
I was petting this fat dog who led me to this nice sunset place.
A pretty jeeta came and started talking with me, asked me about where I am from or about the dog.
Me being the idiot back then didn't catch her drift and just gave plain replies and didn't talk much.
Later my coworkers told me that I could have took things further because the girl walked all the way to specifically talk with me.
oP2e2Y
No.104075
>>104067
teri sariyamaxxing krne ke bad bhi tujhe sharm nhi ayi anan?
u9d4cF
No.104077
>>104075
yaar either share your experiences or get the fuck out of here if you aren't genetically gifted
oP2e2Y
No.104078
fRlTPX
No.104224
>>104006(OP)
Several times but mildly. Not like somebody making wow face and taking my pic. Kek.
>my upper floor nieghbor aunty says we will find a pretty girl for me coz i am good
>a cousin kind had crush on me but she is kinda chhapri so doesn't matter much. Didn't talk much to her but she is 5'6
>my another cousin directly said "itna pyara lagta hai" and told me I'll probably find a job easily by impressing HRandis. (If only she knew how bad things really are).
>another cousin always plays with my hair whenever i lay around her. Unlike other 2, she is qt. I wanna kiss her.
>once slightly heard some 10th girls when i was 9th talking about guys of our class and they said i look nice but my put my hairs are too oily. Total champu moment yaar.
Inb4 mulla allegations, all the cousins are not related.
I am yet, a khv niqger.
I5osEk
No.104232
I know like 4 people who used to like me, and I am still a virgin. I am balding now so it's over for me.
6weU4g
No.104634
>>104075
Someday I might pay that damn rent chamar.

QJJNKp
No.104679
>>104232
same yaara, its over.
f1oCmv
No.104743
>>104232
Age?
366T0Y
No.104746
>>104634
Coomed

wLtZoW
No.104805
>>104006(OP)
pretty sure i've said this before, but i remember a bunch of girls were into me during primary school. I was fatter, rounder, had a better haircut and skin tone back then and wasn't half as introverted as I am now. I remember being eyefucked multiple times by girls my age of all races there - British, Sri Lankan, Bangladeshi and Polish. Twice girls came up to me and said I was very nice, even requested the teacher to let them sit at my table in school.
Unfortunately I, like all other young boys of an age less than 10 had fallen for the "girls are gross" psyop run by the Jews and low-key avoided/hated them. I didn't realize how popular I was until I had moved back to India when I was 12.
Even now I still think about all of them - I remember their faces, their hair, their eye colour and accents - clear as day. I think of what could have been had I not come back and transformed into the truecel I am today. FUCK

wLtZoW
No.104810
Also, we used to change from our normal uniforms to sports uniforms in the same classroom during PE period, because i went to a shitty government school over there and I remember being fascinated with what they wore underneath their skirts - (not being a pedo) different colours of panties, some with hearts, some with intricate patterns, etc. I didn't know what I really wanted to see, and the girls didn't know either so they either didn't care or let me.


Y/OVK8
No.104813
>>104805
It's in your destiny. Atleast you got better schooling then me. I studied in literally dehati sanghi school. I will do something to my dehati parents one day for sure for this.


cQNXhb
No.104817
>>104063
anons this guy is 5'7 btw


Y/OVK8
No.104822
>>104817
He's larping hard maybe.


cQNXhb
No.104832
>>104822
this is his ghibli
D9QySR
No.104844
>>104832
We need a software to convert Ghibli into real images


Y/OVK8
No.104847
>>104832
Motivanon is micro personality of Bhach like Toonslayer and ThunderThighs. His post is centred around pussy too nowadays it means he's attention starved. Reading tootar and plebbit threads all do chunk knowledge just to vomit here as motibasun.


cQNXhb
No.104852
>>104847
>troonslayer
hes as big a micro celeb as paneer kek. and by that i mean unhe kutta bhi nahi puchta
D9QySR
No.104853
>>104847
These days his posts feel moar like larps
D9QySR
No.104856
Post the biggest micro celeb attentionwhores of bhach


cQNXhb
No.104857
D9QySR
No.104859

wLtZoW
No.104861
>>104813
they don't really teach anything good over there, what is considered class 8 math here is grade 10 shit over there


Y/OVK8
No.104871
>>104861
You're not thankful for your life. I didn't even had a farewell or scribble day or traditional day in my schooling life. The main thing which gives me cockblock is that I had enough money to study in schools like DPS but baap literally denied because of his dehatness. He still believes that there's nothing like socioeconomic backgrounds or upbringing. Anyone can do anything even from government schools of Bihar.