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I thought I was done with posting my intrusive thoughts on ananas chappal forum but here we are.

>>1465(OP)

Let's see...

Slenderwoman fuckbuddy is seeing some boy for arranged marriage.

Bengali baddie with thicc ass unfollowed me after I said nothing will happen after Pahalgam attack. Oh damn. My bad.

Kazakh girl hasn't talked in ages.

Kimono girl is busy teaching at some kuku and doesn't talk with me on her own.

Left alone with potatojeeta now. Potatojeeta is eternal. 🧿 🍋🌶️🌶️🌶️

Thinking about how difficult it will be to go live in Japan all on my own. Got to cook my own food and stuff.

Not feeling very meow meow lately but things will be alright.

>>1467

>kuku

Juku

Autocorrect

>>1466

Hi Janny.

Lately I have been eating ice cream, lots of dahi, shrikhand, and banana in dahi. Getting fat kek

>>1471

Yaar janny, I need that calcium to increase my reps from 35 pushups to 100.

Go clean up the guy spamming asshole pics.

>>1473

>>1470

The problem is that there's literally no other place to talk freely about shit like this.

Cannot tell any of my irl friends, or facebook or instagram or plebbit or x.

I have social skills without a social life or friends.

Back in the day I used to say random shit like this on online MMORPGs to strangers and then go kill some goblins and rats or something.

>>1467

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>>1467

Lore?

>>1467

>>1467

>>1482

>>1478

>Slenderwoman fuckbuddy is seeing some boy for arranged marriage.

Okay so

>Be me

>This girl I have been talking to for years and years starts sending me sexual selfies of herself

>Flirt and escalate things

>One day get timings right, and she says she wants to fuck me

>Still says that I am a good friend and she is grateful for this friendship

>Sends nudes and vids of her small tits in the same conversation of friendship

>Actually kind of mid, not attracted to her before this but pretend I am.

>She is also in marriage market, meeting people and such

>Probably has had like 5 ex bfs, including a mulla who raped her brutally

>Says she wants to sleep with me once before she gets married

>Okay whatever

>One day meet her

>She actually has some injury in one eye, so one eye is not fully aligned

>things are worse than I thought

>She is too nervous, runs away

>Go to Japan, come back, conversation lessens

>She has health issues from being underweight skeleton who doesn't eat

>Starts treatment and stuff

>Meets some boy for arranged marriage

>Shows me his biodata

>He has written it like a CV, has some business of medical equipment, kek

>She wants to give him a chance

>No sexual conversation or image in ages

That's how it is. No big loss since she's 6.5/10 on a bad day and 7.5 at most on best days.

>Bengali baddie with thicc ass

Actually more like 7/10 if you ignore the body.

Met this girl on astrology app that is now broken

>Army brat Bengali girl who cannot read Bengali, was born in Prayag on Navaratri and such

>Actually has a massive body count but lies to me about it

>Whatever, she has a nice ass and is fit af

If you guys rememebr that old thread I made, she's the one dancing in daru party

>Shows interest

>Try to fake some shit and lie to keep her

>Actually kind of boring to talk with, and kind of silly

>Pahalgam attack happens

>She posts stuff like Dharm poochha

>I put a story about how nothing happens with a pepe I downloaded from bhch

>Unfollowed

Tbh, I felt bad about this, because one of my 24 goals for this year was to have sexu with at least 3 girls.

>Kazakh girl hasn't talked in ages.

Met this one on the same astro app. She got some major depression when I asked her about the meaning of her name. She hasn't talked in a long while

>Kimono girl

Known this one for years. She was really close and used to tell me a lot of stuff, but well, she refused to meet me when I went to Japan because she was busy. Also, she never talks with me on her own unless I prod her or bother her.

I guess the spark died off?

>Potatojeeta🧿

Main girl, 8/10

>She kind of looks like a potato with cute eyes

>Not fat though, above average

>8/10

>She has some occasional bouts of insanity, but is fairly nice and sweet.

>Get sexu from her when I go meet her

>>1481

It's just confirmation bias anon.

See

>I don't have irl friends

So I post here, because it feels comfy

>Hard to find communities or make good friends online these days

So I post here, because at least some of you can relate or show interest

>Need to bear consequences of fucking up or having the wrong opinion with friends

So I post here, because even if I say something retarded one day, you guys are nice and quick to forgive and accept

Also because you don't know much about my name or how I look so I feel safe.

>If I ever leave this place, I won't be posting about it.

So any old posters you see are the ones who remain. The ones who leave will never post.

There is no curse.

>>1508

My decision is changed now! Not gonna marry someone. Even the chads like motivanon also end up with a bodycount hoejeeta. No marriage habbens in Kalyuga. Mid girls are biggest hoes.

>>1509

Potatojeeta has no bodycount except me.

Sikkimjeeta has zero bodycount, but she's dishonest

Other than these...

Actually you're right for most part.

Even Mizojeeta has like 5 or 6 bodycount.

Even the mid friends of Potatojeeta have like 1 or 2 bodycount.

>>1510

Even Sangho unkil mentions about mid girls have biggest bodycounts and abortions, kek! sign of times.

>>1510

Potatojeeta is 8/10 as you mentioned. I guess why the hell she have one bodycount also? Girls are 9x more horny than us so obviously that would be the reason. Anyways nobaaadi can stop the sexual liberation. Billions must be infertile. I'll pour condoms from aeroplane to make jeetas degenny, kek!

Only good thing about the system and this world made by this bhosdika bhagwan is that chads also end up with used women of bodycountmaxxers if they choose marry someone. At least western chads can choose to be unmarried but desi chads will have to marry someone because of the pressure.

>>1518

>why the hell she have one bodycount also

Mental issues without daddy issues, and my brainwashing, plus some okay upbringing.

Actually potatojeeta also has one more bodycount if you include girls who have tried to rape her.

I genuinely believe Sikkimjeeta had zero bodycount until the past few years but I cannot say with 100% confidence about her anymore.

>>1517

The ugly ones usually have higher ones.

I knew this fat girl who had a whole army of Baniya exes who used to date her for 6-7 months because she lived alone, promised to marry her because of such and such family business and then backed off.

She got fired from her company for embezzlement because she was eating out too much and passing those bills as client meetings.

>>1683

>why are you calling her names like potatojeeta

Why not.

>fuckbuddy

Some girl who started to harass me until I started talking with her and a few years later is sending me nudes.

>>1687

Potatojeeta liked the game I made for her.

Skeletonjeeta is acting nasty because I told her nothing ever happens and Modi will just brag about doing this and that, and that's what happened.

Momojeeta refuses to talk with me because now she is an HR in wipro and has to do some work for gorimems.

Sikkimjeeta made a new insta account and has blocked me, I wonder why.

Some renovation work going on in house because I introduced my father to ChatGPT and he started using it for his work, and it's doing a better job than him. So I guess he has monies to spend. It's getting annoying with constant influx and outflux of mazdoors at home though.

They also always mess up very basic stuff.

What I like about living in Rajasthan is that even Mazdoors and lower castes etc. are polite and at least ask before doing weird shit and don't dirty the floor. Guess they make up in etiquette what they lack in IQ. Can never expect manners from UP Bihari workers in Delhi.