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Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525458

>watching hindi TV serial with maa

>maa calls the giga stacy actress as ugly

>I have had enough of maa's shenanigans

>"she looks much better than you"

>"kya bolrhe ho beta I am very good-looking everyone says so I am gori"

>looksmaxx autism gets triggered

>criticise maa's recessed chin, canthal tilt, lack of jaw robustness and midface

>maa is now angry with me and telling I wont get dinner

Did I do the right thing bhch? I am scared if my maa finds a wife for me I will get a gobarjeeta wife unironically, my maa calls the ugliest fat, old aasi face women as good-looking and has the audacity to call model tier TV actress ugly.

Am I getting longhoused

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525464

>>525458(OP)

This has been happening since I was a kid, every woman /girl classmate I find beautiful my maa will criticise the shit out of her looks, meanwhile the women my maa calls goodlooking, if I was married to one of them I will castrate myself

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525465

>>525458(OP)

pajeet pajeet hi rahega

abe no matter how dasyu you are

you never insult you family and that too mother

ye kangluo ni gobar psyop itna phaila diya hai ki pajeet apni maa ko bhi gobar samajh rahe

>"kya bolrhe ho beta I am very good-looking everyone says so I am gori"

it is a female thing, so it confirms you have never met any women irl apart from ur mother

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525469

>>525464

you cannot blame their taste

everybody thinks differently

respectfully brainwash her to let you choose your partner

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525474

>>525465

>>525469

Yaar my maa called the literal dollfaced classmate girl as ugly because "beta itna dubla hai lmao"

I have had enough of my maa's shenanigans

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525479

>>525474

it may be literal or she is just ragebaiting you

is her background from dehat area of low tier city, and you all moved to greater cities for education?

if not, then clear ragebait

there is my uncle who has been ragebaiting people (even if he supports he side literally) very easily on controversial and political topics

as they all are gen x , they are too easy too

Anonymous

IN

nUD/DL

No.525480

>Still watches serial with his maa

Kys manchild

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525484

>>525479

She is tier 2 town kalej with village roots , she is unrionically saying this

Anonymous

IN

BMuuas

No.525485

>>525458(OP)

Post your Gorimaa

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525486

>>525485

She is not even that gori just wheatish

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525490

>>525480

>kkkkkkkausati zindagi ki.....

mai bachpan mai maa ke saath dekhta tha

vo heroine kitni pyaari thi yaar

Anonymous

IN

BMuuas

No.525492

>>525486

Nevermind,coomed already

Anonymous

IN

BMuuas

No.525493

>>525490

Ab vo moti bhi ho gyi

Anonymous

IN

qlCb5e

No.525495

>>525492

Brootal

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525496

>>525490

Kek literally that serial i was watching with my maa

My maa had then fucking audacity to call prime Erica Fernandes ugly

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525498

>>525496

yaar, tumhari maa ko konse celebs pasand hai phir?

get blackpills for her then

i don't know, but i like big eyes cuties like erica,sandeepa dhar

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525501

>>525498

Yaar erica ke liye to jaan dedunga bc

But my maa finds old hags good looking

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525509

>>525501

kys

she wants you to get literal milfs

have you tried to looks flirting with good looking frens of your maa (if any)

cause i had one aunty, not good looking, but personality and power wise good complimented me to oblivion

I also have muh fren's elder sister blushing for me whenever we see each other in park

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525512

>>525509

Will unironically KMS before going for hags

Anonymous

IN

fYW76m

No.525513

>>525458(OP)

Women hate other hot women. It's their natural instinct. Biologically

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525517

>>525512

Erica jaisi gf /wife miljaye to main hamesha ke liye bhch chhod dunga

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525519

>>525517

and her voice is great

no too masculine and not too feminine

they both are annoying asf

her voice is perfect

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525521

>>525519

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Forgive me erica that my maa called you ugly

Giga stacy ki jai ho

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525522

>>525493

pehle bohot jyada patli thi yr

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

88MuLu

No.525524

>>525458(OP)

Reminds me of my mummy, i was watching some mr and mrs smith and she knew who angelina was and how she is considered the sexiest women

She says “kya hi dikha kre is bakri ki thoot si me, mardani lugayi lagri”

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525526

>>525524

>watching holly movies with family

>from haryana

damn, mera desh badal raha hai....

age badh raha hai

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

ROJR

88MuLu

No.525550

>>525526

Mere papa ko shauq hai yaar

Shuru mein jab tatasky ka pack aata tha to usme mnx movies now axn or boht saare english channel zaroor dalwate the

Ab to hunare gaon mein bhu nextflix ,jio hotstar chalta hai bhai

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525552

>>525550

nice ananwa

may my gaon progress too

Haryana Villager

HR

F5gznI

No.525556

>>525526

>>525550

kek, I watched Matrix with my father when I was in like 8-9th, it's his favorite, I got him to watch GOT, BB and more mainstream stuff, I lost a bit of respect for him when he said he liked Money heist though

Anonymous

IN

roJKMg

No.525558

>>525526

>he doesnt know

bhai meri mummy theth gaon se hain baghpat ke. breaking bad tak dekh rakha hai. wo alag baat hai english ki professor reh chuki hai CCS university main.

Anonymous

IN

xcPb/i

No.525559

>>525458(OP)

Please kill yourself

Anonymous

IN

lKoMQT

No.525560

>>525458(OP)

Put her in baazaar naked if she doesn't attract then you're right

or ...........

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525561

>>525558

nice

ek sec

tu mujhe richfag toh nhi samaj raha hai usko gaon ke logo ko holly media consume karna progress samajh raha ho?

Anonymous

IN

roJKMg

No.525568

>>525561

pata nahi bhai kya keh raha hai tu. hollywood media consume karna progress nahi hai but it does indicate being open to other cultures jo pehle gaon-o mai nahi thi. is aspect mai to progress hi hai.

Anonymous

IN

Qrq241

No.525580

>>525458(OP)

>>"she looks much better than you"

Post in bra

Anonymous

IN

nQgbFS

No.525584

>>525568

sorry yaar, aaj bohot tired ho gya hai

vo man mai aye lik raha hu

btw ye baat toh sahi hai

lekin phir this argument can be used to justify garibs flexing their emi iphones too

Anonymous

KA

HOho0f

No.525588

>>525556

>I lost a bit of respect for him when he said he liked Money heist though

kek :rofl:

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525609

>>525522

She was a goddess in kasauti zindagi kay

Anonymous

KA

HOho0f

No.525624

>>525458(OP)

saumya-chan kawaii desu

Anonymous

IN

EbVmtQ

No.525627

>>525458(OP)

>>criticise maa's recessed chin, canthal tilt, lack of jaw robustness and midface

... That's your mother Pajeet, just because can doesn't mean you should. When did we men start acting like hormonally charger foids? Thodi sharam karleta yaar.

Anonymous

IN

EbVmtQ

No.525629

>>525465

>no matter how dasyu you are

>you never insult you family and that too mother

>ye kangluo ni gobar psyop itna phaila diya hai ki pajeet apni maa ko bhi gobar samajh rahe

Abe unironically inse better to dalit hai, jo self respect toh rakhte hai. We have collosal faggots among us. Retard actually said all that. Chi be, and retard thinks his chimp out has anything to do with autism.

Anonymous

IN

dYUbWD

No.525671

>>525627

Read the next posts my maa keeps calling beautiful girls I like ugly

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