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Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521753

Promise me that you will raise your first son to play football since he is 3 years old, feed him milk, meat and fish

You will get a well paying job, a wife who is athletic and raise a son to be a footballer, and spend on him to be good player

Read about the polgar sisters, this is possible.

Anonymous

IN

XjIEFJ

No.521754

>>521753(OP)

yes sir

Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521759

>>521753(OP)

Even if your son can play in ISL it is generational wealth

But ideally you should aim to raise a son to play in good European leagues

Anonymous

IN

W1bjP6

No.521762

Anonymous

IN

509R2G

No.521763

>>521753(OP)

>raise your first son to play football since hes is 3 years old.

>football

<NO.

why not chess, football is gora sport, goras are bad people you anti natnal

Anonymous

IN

2kzMMX

No.521764

No one here is having kids

Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521766

>>521759

It is absolutely possible btw I don't believe that indians don't have genes for football, football is the one sport where every body type every physicality has a chance to be extremely good

Indian climate however can be argued to be unsuitable for football but even that can't be that bad

We just need one good generation to improve india's fate in football>>521754

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521770

>>521753(OP)

>Promise me that you will raise your first son to play football since he is 3 years old,

Football, Hockey and even more important I will make sure the moment he is close to 10 he is taking muai thai and boxing classes. I will break that little Aryan fuck untill he can mog ME, and by virtue of mogging me, he will mogg masses.

>feed him milk, meat and fish

Not only he will have mutton once a week, but i will feed him chicken four times a week with a staple source of lentils, vegetables and also few other greens. He WILL like it, he will drink whey, none of that bullshit barley retardation horlicks. That shit is single handedly cause of why we all have such bad insulin regulation.

>You will get a well paying job,

Yes sir

>a wife who is athletic and raise a son to be a footballer,

My soon to be is a police officer, and she is taller than majority of bhach kekekek. Can't believe I get to smoochy woochy her. You could never make me hate am Aryan woman.

>and spend on him to be good player

He will learn it as much as he wants, untill he has finished puberty. Atleast all the way untill 17 or 18, so will his whey dosage and milk continue, he needs to MOG. Even more so, I will make him a good person, and I will raise him to not tolerate disrespect but I will reach him to show empathy since he will need it with broly monster i will be turning him into. He can pursue what he wishes in his life, uska baap hai, koi dikkat nahi hone dega.

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521772

>>521764

>He doesn't know

:rofl:

Anonymous

IN

XjIEFJ

No.521773

>>521753(OP)

no meme exam culture nerd stoodycelling

focus on sports, athletics

Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521775

>>521763

OK I will bite this bait.

Pushing a child into mental labor like chess or stem fagging like jee/math physics olympiad is not the same as a physical sport

Losing a chess match in a tournament board feels crushing, it's just unnecessary stress. A physical sport be any cricket football swimming volleyball etc even when you lose it provides exhileration , good stress, good for health and makes you healthier

Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521781

>>521775

Humans are evolved for physical activity that involves using our brains (tbinking fast during football where to pass, a batsman choosing which shot to play as the bowler is running up.

Its a simulation of hunting), not for slogging our brains while being still over a chess board /exam hall

Anonymous

SGTOW

AdswEX

No.521784

>>521770

BASED BASED BASED

US

ug9JmZ

No.521785

>>521753(OP)

i will raise him to be 6'9" and an investment banker. i will feed the boy the blood of 2 sacrificial goats every morning and teach him to hunt, both with his bare hands and with any kind of gun

Chin Qilich Khan

!nwPZiKzwDs4IaGU

IN

DjjqXR

No.521791

>>521785

ghoozakiacpehei yek bez tazeh mardeh ra bejooshanid ve ab an ra bah o badehid ta benoshod

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Anonymous

IN

GuE113

No.521798

>>521785

padhle shinjeet. shitposting se assignments poore nahi honge.

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521800

>>521784

:pepe_cheers:

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521802

>>521785

The sacrificial goats is a lot less funny when you your people actually give bali kekekek. Though he could be actually that tall. You yourself are pretty fucking talk yaar.

Anonymous

ROJR

Y94cEI

No.521811

>>521770

>My soon to be is a police officer, and she is taller than majority of bhach

Damn what's her height?

Anonymous

IN

jNqEpf

No.521834

>>521753(OP)

a better route would be training him to become IAF Fighter Pilot. or even better, Indian Naval Air Arm Fighter Pilot.

>>521762

NOOOOOOOO DAYUUSSSS

DO NOT EXPERIMENT WITH YOUR SONNNNN

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521840

>>521811

5'10

Anonymous

IN

jNqEpf

No.521842

>>521770

what is your LPA ? what do you do ?

God, i feel so mogged......

will i ever be as lucky as you ?

Anonymous

IN

FJ7Nhi

No.521847

>>521842

>what is your LPA ? what do you do ?

I work with a friend who basically is middle man for brokerage. It's just 6-7, nothing special, it can go really high but usually doesn't.

>God, i feel so mogged......

Don't feel that way

>will i ever be as lucky as you ?

Yes, if you keep trying. My lpa is a joke but I have make big money too. So can you.

Anonymous

IN

VPWnN9

No.521852

>>521753(OP)

Foosball is overrated

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Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521897

>>521753(OP)

> football

> meat

is this the muslim life goal? apart from getting fucked by a mullah and having your lulli touched and snipped as soon as you enter this life?

kek

Anonymous

LA

9HjNhu

No.521908

>>521897

Anonymous

IN

W0K0Lf

No.521919

>>521785

youll teach him to consoom soy tranimes and cry on their crush's shoulder like their betabuxx deluxe peehari father

Anonymous

IN

1YOspd

No.521924

>>521897

football is high t sport

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bgtow

IN

509R2G

No.521929

>>521775

>>521781

yaar it wasnt a bait sgtow

i get your point

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521930

>>521897

Migrating to white nations while being involved in your 3rd world homeland nationalism is the real muslim life goal

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521933

>>521930

India is 3rd world because muslims live there. And every country becomes shittier as more muslims move there.

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521935

>>521933

Irrelevant. What you are doing is prime Muslim life goal. You are the real Muslim.

Football in india is older than in any Muslim nation, oldest Asian football club is Mohan Bagan

But Migrating to white nations while being involved in your 3rd world nationalism is peak Muslim trait. For someone who claims to be anti Muslim what you are doing is Muslim activity

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521943

>>521935

I'm basically selling my expertise for $$$ to fund my own people in my country. That's similar to being a mercenary.

Muslims OTOH claim false refugee/asylum to turn every country they go to to the muslim shithole they come from.

Very big difference.

I'm not doing any Hindu activism in Switzerland either for example.

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521946

>>521943

>using foreign white nation earning to fund religio ethnonationalism in your homeland

Peak Peak muslim activity lmao, literally what Arab nations do with indian mosques

Fucking mullah projecting at others

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521947

>>521946

Huh? That's not even a correct analogy

The correct analogy would be an Arab going to India to fund mosques in Arabia.

Am I speaking to a braindead shit muslim right now?

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521948

>>521943

>I'm not doing any Hindu activism in Switzerland either for example

Proof? For someone who is so hellbent on nationalism on international imageboards despite being completely doxxed this sounds made up. Moreover, you are completely doxxed. Your online activity is your real life activity now.

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521949

>>521948

I've still not been doxxed, and will never be doxxed simply because ... I'm like 150+ IQ kek

There's not much you can do about it either except seethe and be envious.

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521951

>>521947

>Huh? That's not even a correct analogy

>The correct analogy would be an Arab going to India to fund mosques in Arabia.

Even indian Muslims working in ME fund salafism in india, same for muslims in England and USA advocating for anti modi/anti hindu views

You have outed yourself completely.

Football in india is older than any Muslim nation footballing

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521952

>>521949

Lol. Lmao even.

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521954

>>521951

Huh?

Muslims from Saudi Arabia don't go to other countries to... fund their ideology IN SAUDI ARABIA.

I'm not trying to spread "Hindutva" in Switzerland kek.

My life goal is very simple. Get Islam out of India and establish a Hindu Rashtra for Indian Hindus.

And I think I can achieve it. So I'm going to work towards it.

You may continue seething k2a.

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521958

>>521954

Are you intentionally being dense? Muslims from third world nations go to foreign nations to push ethno nationalism 67in their homelands as I mentioned and even gave examples just like you are doing

>I'm not trying to spread "Hindutva" in Switzerland kek.

But your presence itself is pushing hindutva plus your real life activity equals your online activity now

>My life goal is very simple. Get Islam out of India and establish a Hindu Rashtra for Indian Hindus.

So peak muslim activity, going to white nations to push local politics

So much for seething on football when footballing in india is older than in muslim countries

Anonymous

CH

nxOCE8

No.521959

>>521958

Football is a typical muzzie activity , owned by jews, used to farm and launder money for jews.

Having muzzie shitskins as a currency that you trade arond is hilarious though.

And ofc muzzies are too stupid to understand whats going on , because well, they are inbred retards.

> nooo you cant be where you are

> nooo Hindutva

cope kar le kek

There is no reason for Hindus to accept Muslims in India.

There are many reasons for Hindus to fight actively against Muslims being in India.

Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521960

>>521959

>Football is a typical muzzie activity , owned by jews, used to farm and launder money for jews.

Proof?

All the iconic football players were Christian barring Zidane alone

>> nooo you cant be where you are

>> nooo Hindutva

>cope kar le kek

>There is no reason for Hindus to accept Muslims in India.

>There are many reasons for Hindus to fight actively against Muslims being in India.

Mindbroken

Anonymous

IN

1YOspd

No.521975

>>521960

swissn1gger is a disgrace to pajeetia footbal team if some hard working footballer of lundia reads his messages about football it&x27;d break his soul lundia will only support muzzie lover sports like chudket there&x27;s a reason why w

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Anonymous

IN

1YOspd

No.521979

>>521960

swissn1gger is prolly some potbellied unc who hates high t sports don&x27;t waste your time on his baits

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Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521981

>>521975

I respect all sports

He derailed my thread successfully

Anonymous

IN

1YOspd

No.521982

>>521981

he does it every time at this hour you should&x27;ve made this in the morning

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Anonymous

SGTOW

kN++6Z

No.521998

>>521982

Now anons won't reply

Chin Qilich Khan

!nwPZiKzwDs4IaGU

IN

7d+qxx

No.521999

>>521960

egeh mikhaye dar moord tastostron bala sahbat kony pes bacpehtareh dar moord MMA sahbat kony

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Anonymous

IN

UDnF4g

No.522000

>>521753(OP)

All this is cope. Genetic determinism is the truth. You are either destined for greatness or you are not. You dont have free will and no control over external circumstances. Life just carries you like a river.

Chin Qilich Khan

!nwPZiKzwDs4IaGU

IN

7d+qxx

No.522003

>>522000

in khodsh yek jor moghableh est

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Anonymous

IN

TYgIMd

No.522009

>>522000

Mujhe kya usse, mai toh chad hu.

US

ug9JmZ

No.522013

>>521798

my next class is in 2.5hrs sirs. doing nothing rn

>>521802

>your people actually give bali

Tell me about it, lmao. We actually used to sacrifice entire buffaloes by slaughtering them in a single blow and sharing the meat with the rest of the village, but nowadays we don't eat buffalo that much, most families have entirely ceased consuming it.

>Though he could actually be that tall.

I will have to find a girl over 5'8 for this however which is like water in a desert

>>521919

>cry on their crush's shoulder

>implying i've ever touched a girl's shoulder

Anonymous

UN

p7FnSI

No.522263

Good thread op, have a bump

HR

Su38Ee

No.522272

>>522263

Yaar janny convey dayus to allow account posters from recent rangebanned areas to report offending content. I can't find him active in threads rn.

I can now post from the account but reporting is still not allowed which makes no sense.

Anonymous

IN

TYgIMd

No.522275

>>522013

>Tell me about it, lmao. We actually used to sacrifice entire buffaloes by slaughtering them in a single blow and sharing the meat with the rest of the village, but nowadays we don't eat buffalo that much, most families have entirely ceased consuming it.

Total fucking kino. Bring eating buffalos back like IVC days and being back giving bali. Jhatka supremacy that too fresh meat and feeding the entire village.

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