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Brutality in pajeetland

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cmZh1N

No.507286

-be me hates rendijeetas

-goes college exam happening

-sees a poor girl with worn off shoes dirty white shirt

-everyone avoiding her

-me decides to be her saviour for the day

-goes next to her ask what major are you in

-she replies chemistry with a smile

-asks my name

-i asked her name again she smiled

-im about to go home starts my rtr 200 4v

-sees her walking on foot

-asks her where she lives she replies

-eventually it's 10 mins away from my home

-tells her to hop on she hesitated but on back seat

-i rev my bike gets out of college there's a ice cream stand she says let's eat ice cream

-me says no since everything in pajeetland toxic

-tells her to eat anyway she said let's go then

-goes 80km/h she put hand on shoulder and tells she always wanted to ride at high speed and she like bikes but she never had one

-me decides to make her feel more happy revs to 96km/h she gets scared grabs me with both hands tell me to slow down

-i slow down she laughs i laugh we start talking about day to day life

-Arrives on petrol pump she says I'll pay even though she had 50rs for auto rickshaw I said it's okay

-drives her to home she says I drive very well she liked it

-i didn't asked for her number she said bye with a smile I felt happy to make a girl feel happy

-realises not every girl is remdijeeta

Anonymous

IN

Rfsz2+

No.507291

>>507286(OP)

If you think every pajeeta is randi then you are retarded af and this story is fake af too

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507292

>>507286(OP)

sapne suhane pajeet ke

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cmZh1N

No.507297

>>507292

It's okio man trust it or not upto on you

Anonymous

IN

1bOj67

No.507298

>>507286(OP)

Ask for her number tomorrow

Also don't get too happy, u will see she might already have someone despite being poor, it's the girls who seem very innocent who are most devillish

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cmZh1N

No.507299

>>507291

Stayed most of my life in dalli and poonjab that's why

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507300

>>507298

he's there jus having fun, i doubt that he had started making babies w/ her in his mind

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IN

cmZh1N

No.507301

>>507298

Dc already have a gf

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507304

>>507301

madarchod chad gtfo from my incel ib

:pepe_angry:

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507308

>>507304

Not chad brother lurk here for a year this is my first post also will help out anyone with things

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507313

>>507308

yaar, how do i talk to gals, I get attention and piche mudkar dekhna from 5/10 , but 8/10 very rarely.

what to do??

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507326

>>507313

i remember , when i used to go to gym a yr earlier and chests were so pumped, every girl on the track was staring yaar.

a cutie chasmish jeeta with her 2 frens sitting on a bench and looking at me by turning her neck whenever i passed by her bench.

lekin koi fayda nahi, sirf stare hi mila hai, naa kabhi chut mili, naa kabhi baat kar paya

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507329

>>507326

in park*

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507333

>>507313

Just talk man lemme tell u I'm rn taklu due to death in family in poonjab I didn't talked to any girls if you're in college be good at academics and eventually girl will get along with you and talk normally also learn to see through girls will make a thread tomorrow chill out it's easy until u don't live between remdijeetas they are just there to use you nothing else

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507340

now i am just a sukda khamba , no sunlight,circadian rhytm fked.

kabhi ye attention nahi milti toh accha hota

whenever i go to events/marriages, pyaari jeetas look at me for first/second time, but after that they don't .

this is so frustating yaar

>just a midwit in look

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507346

>>507326

Don't approach when they are with friends their friends are mostly asshole and girls are jealous of each other my gf best friend who is also a girl still do bad mouthing about me also lemme tell u I'm the most average looking guy you'll ever see I'm 5'6 barely 60kg but fit .....it's all about luck and the way you approach....being on perfect time at perfect place goes long way

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507347

>>507333

what to talk,i just stoody and vidya .

i lack real convo skills anon.

mai bohot jyada hi friendly aur open ho jata hu, i dont have topics to talk otherwise.

apne dost ke baap ke saath itna friendly baat karta tha ki ab vo much ignore karte hai

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507350

>>507340

Fix everything bhau sukha kambha means fucked atleast get some muscle or fat or get lean if you skinny

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507354

>>507346

60kg, tumne toh 49 bataya upar

Anonymous

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7Nwzlg

No.507356

>>507346

>I'm 5'6 barely

>6ft3

what ?

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507361

>>507347

Girls don't like guys who are too friendly be a bit mysterious or talk less otherwise you are like that sabjiwala loudspeaker who's annoying to listen to rather than a subwoofer

KA

ZfoooH

No.507366

>>507356

6ft3 pERsonality

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507369

>>507356

Cuz I'm better than most 6ft3 I have dated Vietnamese she was so cute , fillipino 5girls they are too kawai too , american she was bitch ,indians good most of time ,dalli poonjab straight up mc goldigger, northeast India kawaii dated two of them

Also I was introvert i started doing Omegle got good at conversation started bagging up girls

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507372

>>507361

annoying to listen

>i am a listener than talker

be a bit mysterious

>i am by nature, but my friends tell me that you are hated because of your fake try hard chigma persona. for them , if i say idc, then fake chigma boiii shit. they are still stuck in bhangigram reels, but bag and talk to more jeetas while i have 0 interaction.

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507375

>>507354

Broski I was sukhda 45-49kg don't remember now I'm 60kg did home workout ate 5 eggs a day won't recommend to u all also protein powder will post body tomorrow with rupa chaddi

Anonymous

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gXS2dB

No.507382

>>507286(OP)

>she says let's eat ice cream

>she put hand on shoulder and tells she always wanted to ride at high speed and she like bikes but she never had one

>she gets scared grabs me with both hands

Oh brother, she is a randijeeta but plays innocent

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507386

>>507369

got good at convo from omegle

>nice for you, i tried it, but two random gorimems from mlecchaland laughed the shit out of them because in camera, i look like emojirel :chud:

bc vo din pura kharab gaya tha, uske baad kabhi try hi nhi kiya

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507387

>>507386

:chud:

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507388

>>507372

If you want a good high standard girl it's okay to be chigma chapri girls are easy to bag up but will cheat on u since they get impressed easily I'm in relationship with a brahmin for 5 years taller than me never had any problem

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507391

>>507386

If you ugly hide ur face buy a blanclava or just wear black (by the way I am a nigger) homie rumal blood gand shit

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507395

>>507391

not ugly by ind stds.

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507397

>>507388

literally ths

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507398

>>507382

Broski a 10rs ice cream means nothing cuz I helped her save 100 remember that's why some guys never get into relationship there's something called kind gestures

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507399

>>507395

But next to gori jeeta you a ugly remember that

Anonymous

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gXS2dB

No.507403

>>507398

What i meant is who tf asks a guy they just met for icecream

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507407

>>507399

so leveling up upto gorimem can bag me 8/10 easily, but i am garib fag with no money for it.

ghar waalo se kahunga ki muh exfoliator sheit dilao toh sunscreen thama denge

6ft3

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cmZh1N

No.507408

>>507403

Mf it's just to my college and it's some redi wala ice cream and she wanted to eat it since it's gaandmi here and it was 2pm

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507411

>>507403

t.never met a girl irl

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507415

>>507407

Mf look at kaluas they mog twinkies to death just by having good body and looking like chimpanzee atleast get lean mf face is secondary broad shoulders flat tummy goes long way .....also girl don't give fuck about face that much start working out face will get better too tomorrow will post my jawline and body and you'll know it's average and i didn't spend much

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507418

>>507411

Lol lmao xd

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507430

>>507415

how will i fix my jew nose, no way i am paying for surgery and sheit yaar

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507442

>>507430

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507443

>>507430

I used to thought most people here are sane u know what a kalua with ugly nose and jail teeth with height of 5'8 was slaying muljeetas and poonjabi mf when I say get body first get it cuz more u swear more ur body will push out shit out of ur skin making it better don't have potbelly atleast and workout just for real if i post myself and you guys see me u mf will rope cuz most of you are almost better than me remember I'm 5'6-5'7 i checked last year so dk correct I just have a okayish body and jawline with university topper tag

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507447

>>507442

Noone gonna just target on ur nose first thing they will notice your height ur shoulders how many times you check someone nose use brain

Anonymous

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07Z3dY

No.507449

>>507443

kaluas slay

>gorimems fell for psyop yaar, talk about lundia, i have accepted to get gobar'd now,but only high quality mithun cow ka gobar.

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507458

>>507449

Also remember luck is something that gets you laid you can be 9/10 and still be virgin all ur life and if you're in tier 1 city competition is too high cuz richfags there are doing gymaxxing,moneymaxxing so chances for average jeet is very low remember i didn't got much dalli poonjab girl only one dalli girl,but northeast cuties 1-2 .....always try to date someone who is like you if you're a 3/10 trying to rizz up 4/10 you're chances are very low

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507460

>>507447

true, but do you think picrel can slay

height

>np

shoulders

>i am a skeleton with custom skin

I have decided to work out, but all i do is 12 pushups ,5pullups,5dips per day.

i used to be a lot better while i was in gym, but left it for a yr, and now it has gone from 900 to 2000.other cheap options are filled with dehatis banging romantic musik and pumping to it.

KA

cE8Buq

No.507465

why are you crying if you are le hecking Chad

>cant even greentext

yaar nufag

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507466

>>507458

hmm i get what you are saying...

but mai bhi ek 8/10 pyaari jeeta chahta hu, i dont want to settle for an avg jeeta

:soyjak:

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507471

>>507465

yaar lundon bandar , bhag yaha se

we are having serious chat rn

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507479

>>507460

That mehndi hasan will plap old fags but that hat one will surely get lot of pumsi if he groom a bit also check out beard vs no beard you'll know how much pumsi beard can get you also if u want to get better put earphone inside ur tiny earhole and blast music and dc about outside music do ur workout and get out it's better to struggle abit and max out ur stats than these shitty excuses mf I did workout at home 25 normal pushup 10 diamond 12 pull-up ate no oily no outside food no junk only eggs Protein meat and in 50 days I was in good shape tomorrow you'll see what i really look like

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507486

>>507465

Mf where I'm crying i just feel bad for her nothing else tomorrow you gonna cry bitch literally american psycho copy paste tomorrow 11am remember

KA

cE8Buq

No.507488

>>507471

>>507403

larp h behen k ladduo

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507489

>>507479

mat karo flex apni bodi , mai rope karlunga

if it is improv thread, then go go pyaare

:wojak_supakku_g:

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507491

>>507466

If you're not 10/10 chances are low but not 0 you must max out ur Convo skills be kinda rich own a bike remember a bike max out ur looks just go on yt search brutal bikes and you'll see helmet and bike goes long way

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507492

>>507488

larp nahi hai, maybe i didn't elaborate my situation carefully, i may have written 0 interaction, but was humor lodu

KA

cE8Buq

No.507498

>>507486

>else tomorrow you gonna cry bitch literally american psycho copy paste tomorrow 11am remember

ok ranjeesh

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507500

>>507491

an onpar ending petrol activa 5g is what i drive.

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507501

>>507489

Bc it's the most pajeet bomdy you'll ever see why tf u mf thinks there will be abs and veins it's just what u need to look good that's it

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507503

>>507498

See u jaggu mc

Anonymous

IN

07Z3dY

No.507506

>>507501

i know about boody anon, i have been to gym

6ft3

IN

cmZh1N

No.507512

>>507500

Ovari da atleast get a vroom i own a rtr 200 4v red black that's why girl was ready to hop on scooty already makes u a female

Just look at rider with bikes and scooty and choose one there you know ur answer

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