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pYvCSw
No.154943
Bhenchod kamre mein chhipkali aa gayi yaar.
Bohot dar lagta hai inn bhenkilodiyon se.
XN/3jZ
No.154952
pYvCSw
No.154953
>>154952
Mai cockroach se nahin darta.
Badi se badi makdion se nahin darta.
Bas chhipkali badi bhenchod lagti hain mujhe yaar.
Saanp se to saare hi darte hain.
XN/3jZ
No.154956
>>154953
to nikal chappal aur maar de usko. aaj maar diya toh dar khatm ho jaega.
Post the corpse here once you're done
D1a1RI
No.154962
pYvCSw
No.154963
>>154956
Mushkil hai yaar. Mujhe jumpscare karne ke liye kahin chhupi hui hai wo saali. I can't sleep tonight I guess.
pYvCSw
No.154964
y16QNK
No.154980
>>154943(OP)
Chipkali is net positive for homes
It kills mosquitos, cockroaches and spiders for free
Do not fear them
Pa6rw8
No.154985
>>154980
Do you speak marathi by any chance?
y16QNK
No.154989
>>154985
Nah I speak bundelkhandi
BJ6tBF
No.154992
>>154943(OP)
Real mard bano hinduon
Stomp that little fucker 😈
Show him/her the power of hindu sanatani 🗿
xaFstf
No.154996
HGzVPl
No.155154
>>154943(OP)
they are all good yaar won't bother you at all and eat the n!gger macchar and other insects
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Af4R1p
No.155210
>>155154
blaady this. Chipkalis are fucking based, so are millipedes (gaigwalans) and spiders too
am2Y1W
No.155215
>>154953
Chipkali are scared of egg shells for some reason. I used to gymcel in kalej days and used to keep egg shells outside they dont smell but used to scared them chipkalis randis
Bkl cupboard mein ghus jaati thi
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Uw41FM
No.155219
stop critter hate. Love all insects
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Uw41FM
No.155222
>>155219
Love all arthopods. Love all Reptiles. Love all mammals. Love all
3bPonj
No.155223
>>155210
stupid chamar, they are our ancestral enemy.
Ny6QZy
No.155225
>>155223
Hindu jaag gaya.
3bPonj
No.155226
>>155220
chipkali leaves some small black turds that leaks with some white stuff, i once touched it and it smelled like legit poop.
3bPonj
No.155228
>>155225
before hindu i am a #proudhuman. kill all reptiles, total reptile death, bharatchan supports reptile genocide.
Ny6QZy
No.155229
>>155226
i am aware though we don't have any chipkali here.
cDDMig
No.155230
Pa6rw8
No.155231
>>155210
You are underweight right?
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Uw41FM
No.155232
>>155230
>millipedes are cute
Yeah they are.
centipedes however are scary. Fuckers eat meat a and will not hesitate to bit you. Never saw a scorpion IRL though
cDDMig
No.155233
>>155229
We have varities of chipkali here, the girgit being the less creepy one. I once was leaving my home for aafis on my bike. A home chipkali jumped on my back, I tried to shoo it away. I thought it has left so i got on my bike and left.
When I reached the aafis after 25 minute journey, it was still on my shoulder somehow, just chilling through entire ride lmao. I lowered my arm and it left. From its perspective I was a delux flight who took it to an entire different continent.
cDDMig
No.155236
>>155232
I have seen a fuck ton of scorpions, they are enough joke tho. They can kill and most older people tend to fear them a lot. Their are some deadly ones like red and yellow ones which according to my elders can, and WILL fuck you up, putting you on dainik jagran.
Centipedes are annoying as well. They can not kill you but those madarchods can bite and will bite. If they were not such a rand ke pille, I will not mind them. They take care of other insects but those retards forget ki ghar kiska hai.
Ny6QZy
No.155237
>>155210
>mfw 3 years of seclusion in kalej lead to thunder becoming monk and tag teaming with flora and fauna
based
Ny6QZy
No.155238
>>155228
damn sirs
Ny6QZy
No.155239
>>155233
kek kino yaaraaa.
>girgit
these are absolute b-bros.
I used to play a lot with indian chamelons when i was a kid, they used to run fast, you could pull them up by their tails - their week point.
cDDMig
No.155240
>>155210
Anon, unrelated but you may wanna get checked for vitamin deficiency. I think you may be a little low on B12 yaar. Take care of your health.
cDDMig
No.155242
>>155239
>these are absolute b-bros.
They look more badass and less creepy than the home chipkalis. I fucking love girgit yaar, they all are so cool. I never picked them up, but I would chase them a lot kek. They are super cute and don't even have the void eyes like the domestic house chipkalis.
zfelbo
No.155243
>>154943(OP)
Chipkalis are based because they have territory fights on my walls which indicates High T. There are blood stains on the walls too btw. One more reason is that they btfo cuckroaches
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ncWtcZ
No.155246
>>154962
kekla re bhava
Ny6QZy
No.155247
>>155242
agree with everything and they are mostly b/w shrubs, flowers. in my cases around rose flowers etc.
Ny6QZy
No.155248
>>154962
kek
cDDMig
No.155253
>>155251
I forgor yaar, i remember seeing them a lot when I was a nanha anon. These betichods are fast as fuck lmao.
cDDMig
No.155255
>>155243
>Chipkalis are based because they have territory fights on my walls which indicates High T.
>Fight Fight Fight Fight
I fucking loved the chipkali fight in hostel days as well yaar. We would unironically gather arround to see their fights. We would drop a small piece of chimkin to whoever won kek.
y16QNK
No.155256
cDDMig
No.155257
>>155256
LMFAO yaara.
Ny6QZy
No.155280
>>155251
that thing gives me weird vibes yaaar...cute but also very idk invokes something primal
Ny6QZy
No.155281
>>155256
kekda
ifDqXv
No.155285
>>155237
This line legit makes hindus sound like badasses. What was his intention here?
ifDqXv
No.155286
>>155251
Baamani
ifDqXv
No.155287
>>155286
I don't know why they're named after brahminjeetas here...
6adX4n
No.155289
>>155285
There is even a better one said by some paki minister, it goes like this -
"Jews worship satan, but Hindus, Hindus are the ones whom even satan worship"
Kek, bade hi chutiya hai yeh muzzie
cDDMig
No.155298
>>155289
They made us all sound no unnecessarily metal lmao yaar. Thanks Paki Muzzirats.
cDDMig
No.155299
>>155286
>>155287
All carnivore reptilians are associated to have originated from one of the 7 sages. It kind of makes sense if one of them got called Bamani. Think about it.
>Saap ki mausi
>Saap are Nagas
>Nagas are Upadeva
>Upadeva are cousins to Bhudeva
>Bhudeva are actually Brahmana
>Baman ke Door ki Bhai ki Mausi Bamani
This is the best explanation I have XD
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GQ4VOS
No.155301
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Ak37HL
No.155322
>>155231
probably as of now. I was overweight before starting kalej
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Ak37HL
No.155323
>>155251
skink
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Ak37HL
No.155324
>>155240
damn I did not know that. I will get it checked out anon thanks for the heads up 
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1SLK15
No.155326
>>155301
>How are they not afraid of you?
Idk ji, I just corner one and ultimately grab it. It becomes docile after
