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Anonymous

IN

d2f7uI

No.140612

>be me, in 8th, 2010

>Just a random average student, 70-80% scorer

>Crush's bf comes with Penumbra, Antumbra page opened, asking everyone what that is.

>We're friends but never talked about this, everyone knew I had a crush on her, even she knew

>He?, a chad athlete runner of the school, one of the top students from my class

If any oldfag remember, I posted about getting a middle finger from her(crush) back in inch

Anyway

>I laugh and say "hehe ye kya hai jo samajh nai paa raha"

>he asks me to help him understand

>I start explaining

>As I utter 3-4 words

>He: "Rehne de"

>Me: Poker face

Anonymous

IN

FphwuI

No.140618

>>140612(OP)

Anon stop with this crush cuckism

Your crush probably got all her holes serviced by him daily and you are fantasizing about her

GA

UbQBus

No.140621

toh kya ho gaya

hai toh woh bhi pajeet aur tera crush bhi pajeeta

Anonymous

IN

d2f7uI

No.140624

>>140618

>>140621

She's now in Japan offsite, while he's grinding through as a codemonkey labourer

I'm NEETFag

They both broke up and are now far from each other

IN

NH+xPZ

No.140632

>>140624

even worse, she now gets railed daily by nippon NTR uncles with their pixelated nunus

Anonymous

ARYA

keBvtM

No.140633

>>140632

C O O M E D

Anonymous

IN

d2f7uI

No.140634

>>140632

If true then I hope they go hard on her, fuck that bitch destroy her

inb4 cuck

No, it's the hate, I hate her because she humiliated me in 2-3 instances. She could've politely rejected me, but no, she did otherwise

Hope she gets destroyed mentally before coming back to the country to wedlock with a random simp jeet

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

g50QsA

No.140638

>>140634

You're a cuck

2010 was 15 years ago

!lmOJk15ILR6OW/a

RJ

g50QsA

No.140639

>>140634

Also, we're probably the same age

>>140624

How are you a NEET?

Don't your parents ask you to do something?

Anonymous

IN

1+E13c

No.140645

>>140612(OP)

>8th standard in 2010

Get off this damn board unkill. You should have 2 kids by now. Hurry up or even IVF treatment won't work on you.

Anonymous

IN

4HcE2+

No.140654

>>140645

>2 kids at 29

back to facebook

Anonymous

UN

DxAhYm

No.140665

>>140612(OP)

Everybody's a cuck

Even Chad is a cuck, he wanted another chick I bet

Or was more compatible with another chick, some deep hearted sperg perhaps. Like a mind person plus a body person.

Anyways, do this thing with bulletin boards, for your gaming addiction. 2x3' boards sideways against your chair, upholstery tack a mouse pad against one and creatively stick bunk bed hooks to a keyboard for the other. Lets you game for hours without joint damage. But you might get sore so you can do 3% hydrogen peroxide joint soaks (it's a compound that signals healing reactions in the exposed area. Look it up!)

Once you raise your house vibration winning, send her demos and make money somehow, maybe a store or dev play and earn tokens for your game. The winning vibe makes you feel like you can do anything.

Anonymous

IN

1+E13c

No.140698

>>140654

If everything goes right in your life then ideal age for marriage should be 25, first kid at 27, second kid on 30. Then 20 years of raising your kids. By the age 55, you should have married of your both kids. And finally at retirement age of 60 you should be playing with your grandkids. Another 12-15 years until you croak off because average lifespan of lundian is 73 years.

IN

NH+xPZ

No.140776

>>140698

like the other anon said, back to facebook

Anonymous

IN

IkCAwK

No.140843

>>140638

you are in for a reality check, ugly bastards will be waiting for you in japan