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Painless ways to Kill myself . im done with suffering everyday. i just want an End to this. Pls tell any painless ways to kill myself

>>118626(OP)

You want full vid pyaare?than don't quit

>>118629

Look at her back muscle and visualise the smell

Oh no no no no no

>>118629

Im done with this shit . i just want to painless ways to kill myself, fuck this porn

>>118626(OP)

Before getting snowbunny?

>>118634

I guess to much cooming due to absence of parents made you feel this way but just imagine your mini BDL inside such strongfat dusky dumeelian goodness

>>118634

go find the nearest lake and drown yourself

>>118636

Dude Pls im serious, im done , tell me some ways. Im shaking right now. i don't want this shit life

>>118626(OP)

u married?

>>118638

Choking is painful, i just want to sleep and not get up

>>118634

If you kill yourself, who will take care of your parents?

Who will you get to know how pussy feels?

How will you become rich?

What about your goals?

What about seeing what the future is?

>>118639

Bro what happened all of sudden hour ago you were kanging against bimarus and begging for this dumeelian randi source and now want to kys?what happened pyaare?

>>118649

Every caste/region/language kanger leads a miserable personal life.

>>118629

Also janny/Gayush don't ban or dalit this webm or you're abetting suicide

>>118644

if you wanted to kya you won't be posting here

khaana kha ke soja chup chaap se

>>118651

@dayush pin this

>>118642

He will go haunt snowbunnies, not me

>>118644

I can't think of anything else. You can try snapping your neck but chances of strangling yourself are high

>>118654

Suicide is no longer illegal

>>118649

i have pressures from all sides

I need to clear backlogs to get a Job

my parents immediatly joined me in a CCNA course , force me to join it. now i can't prepare for my Backlogs + i have upcoming college projects. i just cannot learn everything at once

>>118626(OP)

https://sanctionedsuicide.site/

but there are still many things left to do doe

>>118651

what r1a subclad do saraswat brahmins have?

>>118656

Oh nonono

What have you done???

>>118663

i don't care dude, im done. i don't care if im a Loser virgin. i just don't want to live in this shitty World like a Robot

>>118669

>shitty world

dude you're posting on an image board sitting in your room while somebody younger than you is begging out their on streets

>>118669

This is what happens when the jews supply the third worlders with pornography and media and the third worlder suddenly has an inflated standard of life expectation or an inflated standard of wife expectation. Now his normal environment will seem inferior and mundane. The juice will not seem worth the squeeze.

>>118669

Arey calm down pajeet you sure want to die a fucking virgin and don't want to plow down picrel?

>college

too many underaged retards in this site

by the time you're as old as me (28)

you will live just to spite others

>>118662

Yaar I'm unemployed for 2 years now even after scoring aggregate 9.6 CGPI.lmaoo degree means shit if you don't have any skills kek I made a grave mistake by trying to opt for gate instead of skillmaxxing or jobmaxxing on my field leading me here with 2 years of fucking gap.

I suggest you focus on CCNA this shit is the only thing that will land you a job and just try passing your upcoming exams and backlogs and abandoned group project kek throw all the work on your freeloading bhangis and just do ppt work

>>118669

Yaar if you can't even pass btech in India, you unironically would have been laughed out of college in any western country, their studies are only easy till class 12th.

Atleast maintain a cgpa of above 8, and do whatever the seniors of your course who got good placements did.

I had a legit friend who had literally more than 10 backlogs each semester he stocked 2 backlogs never attended any lectures he had zero attendance even after regular visiting college.he just projectmaxx,compemaxx, backlogs maxx,he completed all of his backlogs during the last sem got his degree got a referal for high paying robotic job in Delhi and now he has a 14lpa jab

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>>118693

he makes planes?

It's been 20 minutes. I think he's gone

May he be received by 72 apsara snowbunnies in swarg

>>118629

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>>118653

what was the video heendus

>>118711

She ain't aunty chamaar

>>118720

Proof?

>>118637

>>118626(OP)

>muh sudoku

Avg namefag kek

>painless method

Helium inhalation.

Tank khareed, mask le, pipe aur tape se secure kar set-up.

Body does not differentiate between oxygen or helium, so it would not be painful. You will quickly suffocate.

>inb4 muh gareeb

10vi manzil se kud ja

>inb4 aiyo Hinthi thoda thoda ata

Phenyl pi le chamar

>>118637

Omegle nahi hai ab bhau.

Rip Omegle.

>>118792

i did not Kill myself, My father cancelled CCNA course

>>118796

>did not

Will not hoga

>made father cancel course

Pussy behavior

Thodi mehnat karna seekh

>>118796

>cancelled course

Arey

>>118637

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>>118669

1. Buy lots of helium balloons. Not hydrogen. Helium.

2. Go to bed and put all those balloon in your room

3. Make tiny small small holes in ballons so that they don't go boom at once

4. Take sleeping pills

5. Done. By the morning you're in heaven.

Body takes helium just like oxygen. You don't get suffocating feeling with heloum and when you're in sleep under pills it will be like sweetest death ever

>>118796

My method is cheapest is cheapest most painless and sweetest

>>118818

Tf you talking about retard. Closed room + helium + sleeping pills are guaranteed sweet death. People have been died in closed room even without helium.