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emumiZ
No.117825
>girl starts a convo with me
>I stutter, I fumble, I fuck up
>can't even think of what to say
>starts running out of breath with each sentence like a heart patient
>right side of lips rapidly starts twitching when talking to ladies log
So today I went to submit a gobermint jaab faaram to a sarkari daftar. There was another candidate applying for the same vacancy as well. A cute girl. She was sitting right next to me and started talking. She saw my name on the faaram and said "aapka naam kitna acha hai". How did I respond?
I said. hihihihi errrrr haahaha. achaa..." awkwardly.
We talked for a while and then she said "Aapka number kya hai? If you don't mind." I gave her my number. Then we started talking on random topics related to our profession. But! I was running out of breath while talking because I have never spoken to a girl before. How does one talk less awkwardly with ladies log?
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wbZ/U9
No.117833
>>117825(OP)
>aapka naam
Yaar anon
>Aapka naam kya hai?
Pajeetika?
>Aapka naam bhi achha hai
>Aapka naam cute hai
Could have went in many ways.
>>117825(OP)
>How does one talk less awkwardly with ladies log?
Just pretend you're talking with a male relative if you're this absolute. So you're comfortable but not too comfortable.
Personally I started out with pretending that I am a video game character or some classic novel character and that has worked for me until it became my default personality.
emumiZ
No.117839
>>117833
>Just pretend you're talking with a male relative
I have tried that yaaaar! when I do that, I inadvertently end up calling them bhai sahab out of habit...
>Personally I started out with pretending that I am a video game character or some classic novel character and that has worked for me until it became my default personality.
This sounds interesting. I'll try this the next time I happen to interact with a female person.
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wbZ/U9
No.117844
>>117839
>bhai sahab
Kek wtf man
I think the problem lies somewhere else entirely within your psyche.
On one hand you're overwhelmed
On other hand your imagination is so strong that you're calling them bhai sahab
TVPha8
No.117850
>>117825(OP)
>>117833
>>117839
>be me
>literally the most social anxious incel who stutters at basic communication
>bad
>start watching self improovement videos with corny titles
>realise they are all same shit wrapped in different thumbnails
>....
>build a fake confident persona of myself
>try that on uggo girls
>tfw it works
>mingle more with girls
>realise they are high key retarded
>just hate most women to the point they ain't even special
>try to talk with zoomer guys
>realise they are less retarded but different type of chodu all together
>tfw now i can talk with women better than zoomer bhangis
>still the same social loser but women just turn on my fake social mode
>tfw i am that 2 faced guys from entertainment who always has a monologue running in the brain
I got bigger problems now.
emumiZ
No.117855
>>117833
>Aapka naam cute hai
>Could have went in many ways.
yaar meri fumble karne ki purani aadat hai
A couple of years ago during my college days. I was coming back from the exam center and a really, really and I mean REALLY cute girl sat next to me on the bus.
"Aapka bhi [subject name] ka exam tha? Arre kaisa gaya? Mera to bohot ghatiya hua."
She just started talking and talking and talking. I couldn't keep up with her. We talked a lot for 30 minutes or so. She even asked me my name (I didn't asked hers, because I forgot).
Then her stop came. "Theek hai ji. Chalo mai nikalti hu. Best of luck for your next exam." And I just said "Acha." No bye-bye. No tata. Just Acha.
I could've asked her number but that never crossed my mind.
zpmLFi
No.117856
>>117825(OP)
Bhai who the fuck gives a fuck about talking to women? Go ask your baap to arrange an 18 year old cutie for you. Imagine caring about what women think about you. Dating is a humiliation ritual for men.
emumiZ
No.117880
>>117850
Yaar agar ladki unattractive ho tab to mai bhi araam se baat kar leta hu. Par jab koi cutie ho tab mere shabd nahi nikalte mere gale se.
zpmLFi
No.117885
>>117880
Bhai sunn, your ancestors have made a no nonsense method for marriage. If you have money, you can choose a submissive young cutie with no past.
Why put up a show and be something you are not? Make her laugh, buy her crap, take her on dates (kek) just to get some used up entitled bitch? Just get a good job and get a concubine.
TVPha8
No.117892
>>117880
I can talk with any women now unless shes richfag.
IlgXoj
No.117903
>>117825(OP)
>gormint jaab form
>offline bharti
humein bhi batao. batao batao anan, humo bhi jaab chahiye
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wbZ/U9
No.117904
emumiZ
No.117906
>>117903
do you have a laa degree? are you enrolled in your state's bar council?
Go to your local district kaart right now!
There are a bunch of vacancies of criminal defense legal aid counsels in every state's district court at the moment. All using offline bharti method. No exam needed. Just interview.
emumiZ
No.117907
>>117906
The downside is, that the only people who will get selected are the ones whose rishtedars are high court justices. I already know that I wouldn't make it though.
emumiZ
No.117908
>>117904
I'll try to talk to more ladies log when I get the chance yaar
