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JryhPc

No.4675

The old one hit the bumpu limit or somethang.

the following thread is absolutely fictional

In fact everythang I sayis fictional and sarcastic, yeah!!!

Bros, I just don't get it. laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee why are pajeets who are selected, whining so much about non-home state posting? laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).

Those posts have bribemaxxing values but bladeee even then getting home posting is gonna be a gamble. In IFS, one is most likely to be posted at sum African cuntree with uggo women.

In SSC, they will be posted in a state that is not of their choice unless they luck out on a state posting of their choice. That state is gonna remain a permanent one.

laike bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee instead of raping their eyes on that; why can't they ask the bankwas to make a list of postings where the local pyaaris are the most sexxo-able. Laike Dheradun near a pyari si skewl.

lekin naaaaiiiiiiiiiiii

Most of these faggits are going to their local branches to open a savings a/c and bladeee they are getting conflicted informashun.

Most of the managerbas are telling them these thangs simultaneously

>you have till May/June at max

>stoody the fuck out of it for other eggjams so that you can get out now that you have a breathing room of jaab and paise

>go do vande bharat darshannn and sheiz cause you might not get much taime later on in your laife

now this is true for any jaab and particularly any gormint jaab be it jewpsc or spsc or bankwa.

but these blaaadeee foools are falling for it.

Laike don't they have a brain to think thangs out themselves. Laike how are you gonna travel-maxx without paise and how are you gonna travel and enjay these months and stoody at the same taime simultaneously and sheiz?

Laike why and how did these complete retards get the jaab? They should have removed the interview so that only mains could have filtered out these retards.

Laike these retards had done courses online or from Telegram or hell even from YT. What are youtube classes if not welfare coachingwa? Laike, and they have the guts to say

> I took nyo coaching

Laike bladee nyo, you did, even if you had read sum books to clear the eggjams, the books are bladee written format of coaching.

For you to say you had nyo help, you would have to invent the shortcuts yourself or sit for the eggjam without stoodying aythang.

Why in the bladeee hell are they acting so smug?

To top it off naw these pajeets are bladeeee waging their good old status gamei.

I hate them I hate them I hate them

I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.

Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.

Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.

And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.

Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?

Bladeeee yes he will take that later on but if you had actually talked about paise, he would have done it much more diligently.

Laike I am living in chaos.

There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang.

Anonymous

IN

XdiLF+

No.4676

>>4675(OP)

>I went with my baap to get a document passed and bladeee fool has nyo connection. Bladee none of my bros even have any insider. When bladeee a majdoor out of a sudden at a fruit juice shop gave us a number of his tailet cleaner dalitoid friend who cleans the tailet of sum baboon and works as a contractual majdoor at the affise. bladee he has more connections than all these hifi people.

>Laike he got us in every room without the security bhadwas making a rukus and directly hooked us up with a bladeee chaprasi.

Brootal connectionmogg yaar

Anonymous

IN

XdiLF+

No.4677

>>4675(OP)

>Bladee it would have taken me months to get this thang done ( tho it wuzz all legal and bladee it wuzz the baboons jewing us to delay my jaab getting prospect) but he did 60% of it in a jiffy or sum sheiz.

>And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.

>Laike why ? Why not ask him how much he wants for kharcha pani now that bladeeeeee there are 40% of the work left?

Yaar it's not your baap's fault. Some sarkari baabus are too honest and will yell at you for asking them if they want some kharcha pani. They even threaten to call police depending upon the state where you live.

Anonymous

IN

foIA8e

No.4679

>>4675(OP)

Blaady ungrateful cockroaches. Yaar I'll even take a posting to a bihari bhillage if they pay me well.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4685

>>4675(OP)

>>4675(OP)

>laike bladeee even if they had applied for JEWPSC, the chances are that they too would be posted anywhere in endia unless they cracked IFS/IPS/IAS (and got their fav state cadre).

I was IAS post for power. Now I will go and not appear for some time, but tum mast life enjoy karnega ab se, you have made it yui bhai, ab fir milege :pepetears: apun ko bhul mat jana, know arya chad was rooting for you always.

Ek din apun dono jayege, apun fuwawa ko segs karege, tum mogo jam ko seggso karna, take care sirs.

MP

rKjRr9

No.4688

>There are nyo rules to this dystopian nightmare and bladee all the boom booms pretend as if they know everythang

chill yaara mar jayenge ye sab

one day there will be no one to nag us

KA

gdHNfW

No.4689

>>4675(OP)

>And my bladeee baap didn't even offer him money.

khud puch leta bhungi

>>4688

qt

Anonymous

IN

9O1Wpr

No.4690

>>4689

yui anon tell me your complete prep journey. At what age did you started preparing, which courses you took, how many hours you studied, the notes you've made, how you relaxed during prep and everything around it from a→ z except doxxble info. Please

KA

gdHNfW

No.4691

>>4690

I am not yuibhangi yaar

Anonymous

IN

9O1Wpr

No.4693

>>4691

wrongly tagged. Sorry

AP

JryhPc

No.4698

>>4688

Aise mat bolo yaar, my myeam and baap are boom booms and i want them to live forever

AP

JryhPc

No.4699

>>4677

true yaar but bladeee there are bladeee behenkelode are paying 400 rupiyah to get their medical done. they have arranged character certificates by now. Everythang.

This was not even that but a regular certificate that I needed. Bladeeeeeeeeeeee they absolutely take paise and not through the counter or under the table. now they make use of third party agents like this dalitoid.

The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.

AP

JryhPc

No.4700

>>4685

we wuzz all gonna make it yaar

AP

JryhPc

No.4701

>>4690

later yaar

AP

JryhPc

No.4702

>>4688

she is pyaari tho

Anonymous

IN

d4rsfL

No.4706

>>4698

I was talking about gobermint boom booms

wish your myeam good health

Anonymous

ROJR

jA8W9u

No.4713

>>4675(OP)

how did you manage the household drama yui anan , like how did you manage to not get affected by it and still did your study maxxing .

blaady there's too much drama happening around me , even while attempting RC's , i get consumed by anger . I know when i will get a jaab , i will have to give 80% of my monthly salary As TDS to my parents for taking care of me till now and for now i am just compensating by behaving like a 90's woman who's dependent on her husband like a sub bxtch and does everything without questioning anything .I am doing most household chores , taking everyone's shit silently, not showing my anger but its getting difficult and difficult bladee, even my elder brother has now told me that you are literally a burden on this family .

i did show my anger once and they all started crying and used the nalla berozgaar card against me . Like a 90's ablaa naari , i couldn't doo much and went inside the washroom and cried .

>and now they are telling me - why have you gone silent anan , who don't you talk to us , what sins have we committed that you don't even talk to us . why are you torturing us by being silent .

how can you possibly torture someone by being silent yui anan , how ???

i need this jaab blaadyyy , its getting difficult and difficult bladee.

Anonymous

IN

L0h8+i

No.4715

>>4699

>The way to do it is by asking the guy to accompany us for a tea away from the affise and then float the idea. laike bladee even if it costs me 10k to get it done it is gonna be insignificant compared to laife long unemployment that I wuzz facing.

Right yaar. If the sarkari babu himself is okay with taking ghoos, you should pay the kharcha paani depending upon the situation.

AP

JryhPc

No.4717

>>4713

yaar most of my threads was spent tackling this yaar.

These normie N!ggers will smell it out when you are trying to actually work hard. Their n!gnoggery will be at its peak when you will be on the verge of getting a paisa paying jaab.

On one hand they want you to get a jaab so they can boast about it. But on the other hand, their pajeet brain tells them that they simply cannot let you succeed. If you succeed, they will lose all their control over you.

What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them.

I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it.

I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.

This sort of bought me some wiggle room but after a few days of peace, these pajeets used to return with their fresh but rehashed bunch of n!gnoggeries.

If anythang wasted my taime it wuzz this.

laike bladeee my whore of a baap bhadwa is trying to subvert me by trying out the following

>eww ananwa the affise of your bankwa is dirty ewww

bladeeee I have nyo idea in which century he had gone to a bank but bladeee all PSB including SBi has the same levels of affises. Plus bladee he worked for the state gormint. My bhadwa bros work for the state gormints. There bladee are nyo tailets. They literally work in a rat infested affise with a nala nearby.

Bladeeeeeeeee the tailets they have literally has the sheit floating around it at a 360 degree angle of the last chamar that was posted there 5 decades ago.

Cause they have another batch of n!gnoggeries to deal with if they want to pay for it to be cleaned.

I know why he is doing this, he wants me to bladeee stoody for SBI whuch I will only do if I want to. That will be my choice. I am nat sacrificing my taime for his bhadwa status gamei anymore.

Laike I have to literally make faces at him and yell abuses at him to shut him down. And every bladee taime this boomerjeet will shed a tear which touches my heart peko.

>he is old and bhadwa, why am I being laike this to him

But that is just me falling for the adorable gesture of an animal. This isn't a normal human being. the boom booms are a bladeee bunch of farm animals. They show laike they are crying but that is their way of raping your bladee heart.

never fall for it.

You will waste your taime dealing with these. but what are the alternatives?

The only alternative is you going the library route.

In that route you will have to deal with 10 taimes the nignoggeries of other pajeets who aren't related to you and you can't even shout at you.

Regarding the chores, what I did was, bladeee shout at them and autistically call them out for it. Laike bladee you whores, I am nat doing nuffin.

I let them cook for me and I used to just wake up in the afternoon according to my schedule and eat in on mai taime.

Except when my myeam wuzz horsepitalized. I did a lot of housework back them.

Anonymous

IN

Dc2y8n

No.4718

>>4717

>What I did was, I blaaadeeee kept shouting at them and started N!gnogging abuses at them. I used to involuntarily shout out the dehatiest gaali of them all in my room so loudly that the entire mohalla used to hear it. I made it seem like I was ready to muddle their name down the drain.

brootal yaar

my maa-baap just pimped me out to work after graduation, because we are too gawreeb and have no money for preparationmaxxing.

Ab apun warikoomaxxing karke mahine ki 8000 ki SIP chala raha hai taki phuture mein pension na hone ke karan bheekh na mangni pade.

Anonymous

IN

Dc2y8n

No.4719

>>4718

Not just that, they keep pestering and taunting me about how sharma ji ke bete ki sarkari naukari lag gayi. Kuch sharam kar.

BLAAAAADYYY SHARMA JI KA BETA APNE MAA-BAAP KI KAMAI PE SAAL TAK COACHING LEKE PREPARE KIA> NAUKARI NAHI!!!

Anonymous

IN

Dc2y8n

No.4720

>>4719

3 SAAL TAK

GA

JryhPc

No.4721

>>4720

damn yaar, if that is the case, you should go the library route.

are you done with your foundation course ie coaching phase? are you doing everythang onliine?

Do you have those library thingies near your place that peeps of bankwa or ssc use?

Anonymous

IN

Dc2y8n

No.4722

>>4721

No yaar. I havent even started yet.

Like i said, my maa-baap just pushed me into working. I was saying they taunt and humiliate me by comparing me to kids of the relatives who had 3 years to prepare full time. They expect me to crack some exam magically while I'm wagecelling for most part of the day.

Anonymous

IN

15hJcG

No.4777

Yui pyaare. Valentine kaisa gaya?

Anonymous

IN

hzceJJ

No.4780

Yui bhai gura ke sath toh nahi bhag gaya phir se?

Anonymous

ARYA

Wvy3TO

No.4781

>>4675(OP)

How's the bankwa life yui anan. Is it as bad as they tell us about the work culture or is it a little better?

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4786

>>4700

>we wuzz all gonna make it yaar

Yuh huh sirs, I will make it too following your eggjamble baady

Anonymous

IN

Gj7XAK

No.4794

yuianaanwaa apney bhachcel bhailogon ko bhul gaya

Ab joining ho gayi aur apni pyaari peon ko 24 ghante plap plap plap kar raha hai

brootal...

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4812

>>4794

BROOTAL, even if i become a baboon I promise all my bhach rape victims and my bhach bhailog i won't forget you all. Apun will remember you all. Specially dayoos and yui pyara.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4813

>>4780

>Yui bhai gura ke sath toh nahi bhag gaya phir se?

Aisa mat bolo yaar, wdym yui seggso karke gura ki shark pussy me uske eggso fertilize karela hai puri raat. He will never cuck all shrimps like this.

>>4675(OP)

Hello anonwa, I know jaab is raping you and other stuff blaady. Regardless my stoody is now going stable. I hope you see this and I hope all the new stress won't get to you. Once you get the first month salary, life jhingalala. Stay strong broj.

T. राड ब्राह्मण आर्यनामस

AP

JryhPc

No.4832

ananma bros, I am deeply sorry. I wuzz getting my ass raped gathering all those documents. The better part of this month will be spent doing that. maybe even next month, idk bros.

Everyday would be laike me going out and getting my ass raped by baboons. me returning homewa and being active on my bankwa's bhatsapp group.

At first they seemed kinda smart but the more I talk to these faggits, the more I miss this place.

These are utter moronic normies. Within a few days of taime they have given up on their instincts the momint the baniya elites threw sum jaab at them.

now they are back at their normie prablems

>I need a randeee to cuck me in the court

>I need home posting

>I need alisha IAS babu jaab

>I need to crack insuarance eggjams

>I need to cracku RBI/NABARD chaprasi eggjams

Laike bladeee hell naw they have started with the rotta totamaxxing flexes all of a sudden.

>reee I scored this and that

>i did nyo stoody

bladeee these chamars should be exterminated

AP

JryhPc

No.4833

>>4722

ananwa, if you want to go the exam route and since you are poor, let me suggest you the telegram groups. Just go on TG and lurk for a few days and you will come across certain groups with indexed paid classes of almost all teachers for free. Except the banking awareness I thimk.

The static bankwa awareness they have, is outdated.

You should try the affairscloud yt for that part.

Go the library route yaar.

The stoody from home is from fags who have a room to themselves. Yes I had my parents sabotaging me but you have more prablems than I had faced which is why just go directly to the library after jaab to stoody.

experiment yourself ad you will find a better way. always trust your brain even if it rapes you in the short term.

AP

JryhPc

No.4834

>>4777

>Valentine kaisa gaya

idk ananwa, my laife hasn't changed as of now. it will remain the same until they jain me and give me rupiyah paise which will take a few months.

Even in the training phase, they will provide sum food and accomodation but for the rest I would have to spend my baap's paise so I wouldn't be able to make the most out of it.

14th was just laike any other day. i had nyo idea what date it was.

Anonymous

IN

yShjw8

No.4835

>>4832

>>4833

>Inb4 saiba returns because yui is not plapping her furiously anymore

AP

JryhPc

No.4836

>>4780

how did you know lawyernon?

>>4781

idk ananwa, the jaining hasn't habbened as of naw

>>4786

soda soda, we wuzz all gonna maek it

>>4794

aise mat bolo yaar, at best they will make me sit with hags and uggos and make me file FDs of boom booms

>>4813

yaar

AP

JryhPc

No.4837

>>4835

ananma, how are you? bolo bolo? law bujiness k barein mein detailed updates do yaar

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4838

>>4836

>soda soda, we wuzz all gonna maek it

Once I make it apun unironically will be sure to donate it. BLAAADY dayoos actually implement a convenient way to pay too without getting dox or other shiet, pleaaase. Arigatooo.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4839

>>4832

I knew it kekekek

AP

JryhPc

No.4840

>>4839

>I knew it kekekek

what? aise darao mat yaar

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4841

>>4840

Isn't it retarded when everyone is like blaady I did this and did that, and join mah whatsapp group and shiet. Like who cares. Also hope you are in power and able to hang in their. You will get the nicewa DA + HRA and shiet, which is very kino.

AP

JryhPc

No.4842

>>4841

ananma, I am in a dilemma. A dilemma that has washed away a month of my taime.

I an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.

I do not want to remain terminally in the dehat now that I already have a jaab.

So I am left with SBI PO.

SBI has laike 12k more cash money than others but everyone is saying that they have worse working hours.

Sbi will be the last bankwa to be privatized and since it has a lot of departments than other bankwas, maybe if luck favours me and not the nepo babies I can venture into them idk.

It is yampassible to say from the outside.

Naw I am raping my mainde trying to thimk whether I should stoody for it or just let it be.

also weren't you supposed to be taking a bamanchan hiatus for stoodying? bladeee what are you doing here?

AP

JryhPc

No.4843

>>4842

now over the years that 12k difference will increase as I can guess but they will rape more hours of my laife.

So as always I will post and seethe about it over here till I figure out which card to play. Yeah, you bros are the bhest!!!

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4844

>>4842

>ananma, I am in a dilemma. A dilemma that has washed away a month of my taime.

Bolo Bolo, mujhe bolo.

>I an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.

Hm, souka.

>I do not want to remain terminally in the dehat now that I already have a jaab.

Naruhodo, Naruhodo

>So I am left with SBI PO.

>SBI has laike 12k more cash money than others but everyone is saying that they have worse working hours.

Souka.

>Sbi will be the last bankwa to be privatized and since it has a lot of departments than other bankwas, maybe if luck favours me and not the nepo babies I can venture into them idk.

It doesn't hurt to explore all possible options tbh. As you are aware I will turn 30 this year, so i too am left with only two real options in my own way, as a non commerce fag, that is UPSE and CGL. I will be trying my hand on both oppai and grab the one that i can.

>It is yampassible to say from the outside.

>Naw I am raping my mainde trying to thimk whether I should stoody for it or just let it be.

It's a little tough to make it instantly. In the end it boils down to, "will i be happy 5 years from now with extra 10 K or will I be happy with less bad hours".

>also weren't you supposed to be taking a bamanchan hiatus for stoodying?

Oops, pakda gaya, gomen. I missed talking to you and dayoos and since i have cut myself off from all irl friends (yaar they are too invasive and keep asking me to join their Dhandos or run their school and shiet, good friends but may bada anti social baman hu, I want to do sanyas and other shiet)

>bladeee what are you doing here?

Consider picrel crow anonwa kekek. I was gone for week(s) but after I talk to you a little bit more I might vanish again blaady. When I come in the zone I forget about anything besides stoody and shiet.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4845

>>4843

>now over the years that 12k difference will increase as I can guess but they will rape more hours of my laife.

The best way to decide it is, divide the money you will make based on hours. For instance see how many days a week you have to work, or how many days a month. Calculate the total number of work days based on each day work hours and then calculate pay per hour for both jobs.

You easily know rape for buck rate. In the end of is about if we are making enough money, or if we are getting enough in return for what we are all giving them.

We are not the money we make yui, neither we all are our post, are organic bio mass and ridiculous shit posting chaos with hunger for happiness that has to needlessly pretend all this matters. Money is just means, happiness is the goal.

>So as always I will post and seethe about it over here till I figure out which card to play. Yeah, you bros are the bhest!!!

Always yaara always

US

gdHNfW

No.4846

>>4842

>i an only eligible for rrb po and sbi po.

>didn't get 60% in kalej

yrr heendu. And you ask for ending reservations

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4847

>>4846

No, I am asking to take away rejebhation, he is asking to give him rejebhation, we are two very different kind of right wingers kek.

KA

gdHNfW

No.4848

>>4847

Duality of bhach, kek

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4849

>>4848

That is correct sirs, he doesn't want to be raped by this society and I want to rape society. The bhach is all about duality, dwait vedanta if you will kekekek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-z3DFJKWPA&list=RDs-z3DFJKWPA&start_radio=1[embed]

Anonymous

IN

O5W17u

No.4850

>>4832

Long time no see. Kaise ho yuipyaare? Bank me kitni pyaariyan mili? Bolo bolo?

Anonymous

IN

O5W17u

No.4851

>>4832

>>I need home posting

>>I need alisha IAS babu jaab

>>I need to crack insuarance eggjams

>>I need to cracku RBI/NABARD chaprasi eggjams

Brootal yaar

Itna lalach kyu karte hai log?

Anonymous

IN

O5W17u

No.4852

>>4835

Blaady

Anonymous

IN

O5W17u

No.4853

>>4837

Bar council elections are almost here yaara. Just attending free ki party-sharties of every candidate to eat yum-yums every other evening :animu_eat:

Anonymous

ARYA

DiWm5f

No.4854

>>4851

Then we wonder why these fags are corrupt kekekek

Anonymous

ARYA

DiWm5f

No.4855

>>4852

Yui DOXXED

BLADDDYYY

apun gomen yuiananwa!

Anonymous

ARYA

yShjw8

No.4857

Now, I will go missing again as in to not do shiet like disappoint yuipyara. You all take care yaaro pyaro, and contriboot in geeta posting and the geeta reference adt, keku keku.

AP

JryhPc

No.4858

>>4845

I have decided to skip it yaar. I need taime to work out and sheiz and other thangs. Examcelling will rape my mainde further.

Tho there are promoshunal eggjams that I have to give my whole laife, let's see.

AP

JryhPc

No.4859

>>4853

>Just attending free ki party-sharties of every candidate to eat yum-yums every other evening

Ehhhhhhh!!!!!! akele akele? Apun ko nai bulaya?

AP

JryhPc

No.4860

>>4857

good luck ananma

AP

JryhPc

No.4861

Bros, I thimk that sum gwareebs has given me sum blaaadeee virus. I went to a blaaaaadeeee gormint horsepital to talk to a bladeee agent to enquire about a certain thang that I need with ease.

Bladeee behenkelode, none of my bros or even my baap helped me with anythang, they bladeeeee used my win to dab on their frens. But when it came to the real sheiz, they just abandoned it all.

Anyways, the agentba wuzzz at the ENT thang in the gormint horsepetal and bladeee the entire floor was filled with gwareeb people (mostly muzzkikes and dalitoids).

Bladeee they wuzz there with their infected body and gave me sumthang.

I do nat have fever, I did have fever for a day or 2 but that is all gone naw.

What I bladeee do have is a constant coughing.

laike hell , i keep coughing a dry cough naw.

I went to the local store and naw after the neuj of the jaab this fag who used to treat me with disgrace is suddenly treating me with respect like bladeeeeeeeee.

Anyhow he gave me sum antibiotics and a cough syrup and bladee it would have been over in 3 days but I just had to smoke a pack daily while taking the medications.

Naw I have stopped smoking. I am nat gonna go to a daacsaab, in fact I might just go to another dispensary and get another batch of those meds from sum bhaiya and solve it myself, yeah!!

Anonymous

IN

3mvHUY

No.4868

>>4861

Sarkari hospitals in lundia are lowest of the low. You go there with one illness and come back with 10 more.

Anonymous

IN

3mvHUY

No.4869

>>4859

Aa jao yaaro. Dono bhai log khayenge-piyenge.

Anonymous

IN

3mvHUY

No.4870

>>4855

kek

AP

JryhPc

No.4877

>>4868

soda, blaaaaadeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I thought I wuzz gonna be dead. Bladee gwareebs I tell you. They have nyo brain, peko.

Laike they wuzz literally seeing people skipping lines by paying a measely 20 or 50 rupee hafta to the group d staff but nyooooo they just stood there without making a fuss or bribing their way in.

The absolute state

Anonymous

IN

E6CnCx

No.4878

>>4861

DO NOT make a visit to ANY DOCTOR of ANY KIND as of now. these fucking n!ggers will find some way to rape you using medical reasons. use GayPT or Clauda to solve your medical issue, but DO NOT MAKE A VISIT TO A DOCTOR, GORMINT OR PRIVATE.

AP

JryhPc

No.4883

>>4878

nyo yaar you need daacsaabs for certain thangs. If you have gormint babu insurance, what I thimk is that you should spend paise to visit various OPDs. Even OPDs give discounted rates for that insurance that bladee gormint babus don't know about. Then gamble on one daacsaabs.

these are for serious thangs.

For normal thangs depending upon trustworthy dukaans and nurses would be better along with independent research. Those trustworthy people will only come after you had to painfully experiment with daacsaabs and sheiz.

For gwareeebs, just basically pay an agent and they will help you cut through those lines in gormint horsepetals for a few hundreds to thousands depending upon what you need.

Anonymous

IN

pBpDqd

No.4891

totli giving meme eggjam motivation

AP

JryhPc

No.4900

>>4891

ugghhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

guralwayernon, I tell you bladeeeeeee I went to my alotted bankwa and it seems laike there are nyo way they wuzz gonna post me in dehradun laike bladeeee.

The affise was run down an sheiz and they bladeee had peons and what not drunk at the middle of the day with only one randeee clerk doing all the jaab. the bladeeee buddhau clerks at cash an sheiz wuzz just sitting idly.

Is this what my laife is gonna be ?

Sum part of me wants to stoody for sbi po on the off chance that they give me posting near this pyaari's house. Maybe all the mootkivision i need is to do solid research and fainde out what bankwa branches are prevelant near this pyaari's house.

Uggho!!!

Laike da hell, i should have sat for that low chamar paying nainital bankwa's PO eggjam. They are owned by the state and might be privatised but it would have been worth it lekin nyooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Will my entire laife be spent around uggo whores and buddhaus and drunk peons doing nathing till 9PM every bladeee day? Am I raped to a pointless existence laike this with nyo return? I blaadeee am nat eligible for any other eggjam.

This neet laife I had, all it needed was 20kpm for my kharcha pani but my vamily ruined it for me bros. They raped my Totli yeilding dreams that I had ever since I was a nanha sa child.

I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack.

Uggggghoooooooo!

AP

JryhPc

No.4901

>>4900

>I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack

AP

JryhPc

No.4902

>>4891

Also Totli bros, are we baccc? Did fagayush finally get the israeli dildo out his ass, bringing us back from the shadows? bolo bolo ?

bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!

Anonymous

IN

+vHfvk

No.4905

>>4902

>bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!

Did you waste your college life, what were you doing in kalej

Anonymous

IN

FAWfdS

No.4906

>>4900

>The affise was run down an sheiz and they bladeee had peons and what not drunk at the middle of the day with only one randeee clerk doing all the jaab. the bladeeee buddhau clerks at cash an sheiz wuzz just sitting idly.

brootal yaar :osaka_cri:

>Laike da hell, i should have sat for that low chamar paying nainital bankwa's PO eggjam.

yaaaaar the kino pahadi view and environment would have made it worth it even with a slightly lower salary imo.

>Will my entire laife be spent around uggo whores and buddhaus and drunk peons doing nathing till 9PM every bladeee day? Am I raped to a pointless existence laike this with nyo return? I blaadeee am nat eligible for any other eggjam.

Yaaar hope for the best. Bankwa employees get transferred frequently. Maybe you might end up somewhere in pahaads one day :animu_drink:

>I want to spend my days with her where she doesn't grow up any more and every morning I would wake up trying to decipher what she is trying to say in her Totli voicepack.

kekk

Anonymous

IN

FAWfdS

No.4907

>>4901

:tomo_look:

Anonymous

IN

FAWfdS

No.4908

>>4902

Dayuss is rarely using the site these days yaar. He said he is not moderating the site himself. The job is done by the modpyaaras now I think while dayuss is busy with his personal laife. He has given more free hand to the users but illegal posts are still banned for very obvious reasons.

Anonymous

IN

FAWfdS

No.4909

>>4902

>bahut dino baad shanti feel horella. as if I was barred from peeing and finally peed my heart out or sumthang, yeah!!

:pepe_noted: amazing poetry yaar rona aagya...

Anonymous

IN

FAWfdS

No.4910

>>4900

also

>vidrel

bamanchan mascot

Anonymous

IN

yShjw8

No.4913

>>4900

Bamanchan Mascot contender but wait, we all don't know if she is worthy of the title. We shall watch her career with great interest.

MP

rKjRr9

No.4916

>>4902

Oh so this is your fav totli

truly the pyaariest of them all

we eyes are blesses

Anonymous

IN

yShjw8

No.4917

>>4916

When is pahadi pyari coming up

MP

rKjRr9

No.4918

>>4917

when I get motivation

btw my DIY bhangi stylus 3.0 is almost complete

y'all discuss her character idead till then

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4919

>>4858

>Also Totli bros, are we baccc?

I hope Totli posting continyoos.

>>4858

Good for you yui ananma, enjoy the new money and get good food, nice bed, and some good nice shoes as well maybe. And do share what you get with new moneymaxxing.

>>4860

Sankyoo, abhi to apun mast reasoning khatam karela hai, ab apun jake english repeat aur rinse karega.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4920

>>4918

Naruhodo, sankyoo for hard work art anon.

Anonymous

ARYA

n1LXK4

No.4921

Ab apun chala fir se sanyasmaxx karne.

Anonymous

IN

n6Zg1o

No.4922

Blaady jaggu you wooed our totli

Maaf nahi karunga bandarrrr:osaka_cri:

Anonymous

IN

6Itzzz

No.4931

>>4922

damn you anons

you all are making me fall for this totli too

AAAAAA

but pyaaris w/ jaggus is cute

Anonymous

IN

6Itzzz

No.4932

>>4918

*idea

especially you yui anon

my stylus is complete

all I need now is ideas and motivashun

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