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Bharatchan hunger games/battle royale
DsDGUz
No.54858
Every user of bharatchan is trasported to a hunger games/battle royale and will have to fight to death. Which anon would win?
DsDGUz
No.54860
ZsXaNJ
No.54863
DsDGUz
No.54867
DsDGUz
No.54870
>>54858(OP)
dyaush pitr stands a chance, although he is too softhearted
0g68rz
No.54872
Diablo will win no matter who comes in hand to hand combat
DsDGUz
No.54873
>>54872
Cryptochad mogs him
DsDGUz
No.54875
>>54858(OP)
Goatis anon will die on day 1 due to food poisoning
0g68rz
No.54877
>>54873
gymbros cant compete in mma anon.
0g68rz
No.54880
ive had 37 people beg me to spare them from my fulcrum chokes and armbars
DsDGUz
No.54882
Bharatchan battle royale tierlist. which anons do you think are which tier?
DsDGUz
No.54883
>>54880
brootal diablo mog. Which martial art do you practice?
0g68rz
No.54889
ive decent street fight experience due to my quick temper in college and neighbourhood. im not trained in any martial art per se. its mostly what i self learn and practice. my training is basically new ways on how to guard, orchestrate my offence and how to quickly shut down fights. ive never made a fight last longer than 2 or 5 minutes because of my speciality in takedowns and submission locks >>54883
0g68rz
No.54890
a trained mma fighter would probably take me down tbh. but the avg gymbro or anon wont stand a chance
MiFtPw
No.54892
>>54889
takedowns are the best best in a fight tbh. they prevents unnecessary injuries
DsDGUz
No.54893
>>54889
>street fights
How are they like? Have you faced any good opponents or are most shitty? Hieght and weight?
GpXJ6/
No.54895
>>54858(OP)
look at the faggots here talking about muh mma and muh Takedowns when real fights are over in seconds and no its not how you are taught to think it is
DsDGUz
No.54896
>>54882
The only S tier imo would be the army anon.
GpXJ6/
No.54897
>>54893
no real street fights happen in India
DsDGUz
No.54898
>>54897
I punched a guy on his head in school, after he dug his fingers into my arm. Fights get over in seconds. He started crying. "Everyone has a plan untill they get punched in the head".
0g68rz
No.54899
>>54893
street fights are basically try to hit without getting rekt and isolation of opponents. you wont win a fight against 3 people simultaneously. ive many stories but my favourite is the one where some dude gathered the entire senior class. he had 60+ people with him standing menacingly with stones in their hands like a dumeel movie scene. i told him to drop the stone and fight fairly. as soon as he dropped the stone i slapped him and went behind his back to choke him out. his legs gave out and instead i rolled him over and began punching him in his face. i broke his tooth and all the seniors kept watching like the faggots they were. i would say i got lucky tho. street fights can go horribly wrong. like my friend got put in icu due to broken ribs when he got assaulted by a whole group
DsDGUz
No.54900
>>54889
I havent seen a fight last longer than a minute, personally. Maybe it subjectively feels longer?
0g68rz
No.54902
>>54896
if hes a proper soldier then yes probably. they teach good hand to hand combat skills in military
DsDGUz
No.54903
03BKVq
No.54904
>>54898
Kek that was probably a child and you are flexing over that, just punching someone out of the blue isn't a fight
in real fights everything happens, ball kicking, eye snatching , hair pulling, biting
you name it
0g68rz
No.54905
>>54900
yea once someone gets behind you or grabs your elbow in an armbar youll be done. i have personally dislocated a kallu ricebags elbow in a fistfight
DsDGUz
No.54906
>>54904
No yaar, he was twice my wieght.
0g68rz
No.54907
>>54903
i did say that in my post too. that is why i talked smug and challenged him one on one without using stones or rocks
0g68rz
No.54908
>>54907
it wouldve been suicide otherwise
03BKVq
No.54909
>>54906
against being heavy isn't an advantage, only bone density matters, no amount of muslces can keep up with that
DsDGUz
No.54910
>>54899
Which fights/scenarios have you run away from?
DsDGUz
No.54911
>>54909
Fair. I have never had a fracture in my life.
0g68rz
No.54912
>>54895
many fights last longer than a minute. especially when youre fighting someone similar or bigger to you. they can twist out of your grabhold or grab you instead which you then need to free yourself from. not everyone has lived a sheltered life as you probably
03BKVq
No.54913
>>54911
kek same, I have even wider veins, another indication of good bone density
03BKVq
No.54914
>>54912
>muh grabbed
>muh lets get free
That's when you follow meme rules, this ain't wwe faggot , in a real scenario they will just kill you in that hold
09OTS2
No.54916
>>54873
>>54877
Bro I had this misconceptions too due to retards showing down this pyop down everyone's throat on social media.
Kalej had a small fight b/w MMA fag and a gym bro , the gym bro just tossed and ragdolled him kek he couldn't take him down and lock.
The weight diff was a bit too much ig 20 kgs
Muscles do have strength
03BKVq
No.54917
that's also assuming that you get in close vicinity of your target (really dumb) we humans are throwers, we kill our targets from distance, we don't fight like grizzly bears
03BKVq
No.54918
03BKVq
No.54920
0g68rz
No.54921
>>54910
when i was in 4th grade i was being bullied by some kids from 9th grade. they would bully me to showoff in front of their gfs. after a lot of this nignoggery i called them homosexual transgenders and ran away. i could hear the girls laughing at them. when they caught me lacking some weeks later. i had to act innocent and run away as it was one against 7 or 8 seniors. funny enough if it was one on one i would've fucked them up because at that age i was built the same as those 9th grade kids
DsDGUz
No.54923
>>54918
Goatis shill. He shills for muh raw meat. He's also retarded as fuck, and he posted some goatis video about marathon running on a sprinting thread kek.
03BKVq
No.54924
>>54923
Idk then, I haven't been caught up with this site for a while
09OTS2
No.54926
>>54909
Weight-lifting directly linked with stronger bone density the bone marrow arranges it sert acc to the load distribution from lifting aka enhancing bone density
Hence more muscle mass also means higher bone density than a skinny fag, plus added muscular strength
0g68rz
No.54928
>>54914
yea grabbing only exists in wwe kek. listen whenever you need to control someone and youre not doing bitchslapping timepass you usually grab the person from behind to put them on the ground so youve better control or you grab their wrists to spin them and try to initiate a choke from behind
03BKVq
No.54930
>>54926
you are just expanding on my point
03BKVq
No.54932
0g68rz
No.54934
>>54926
very true. a bigger opponent even if he doesn't know how to fight is usually better at resisting control from opponent and can tank your punches or kicks. not to mention the added difficulty in grabbing them or choking them. although not impossible but it takes luck and endurance to beat them
DsDGUz
No.54936
>>54928
How do you get into these fights in the first place? Does gangs and shit happen in lundia?
0g68rz
No.54941
>>54932
you can absolutely grab someone while facing them in a fight. you shock them with a slap, jab or kick and you grab their shirt or arm and twist them around. or personally i prefer to side step and slide my arm under their shoulder and grab one arm while bringing my other arm behind them to initiate a chokehold
0g68rz
No.54944
>>54936
no its just that i used to be a loner and get into fights with multiple groups in my neighborhood or college. since you cannot fight in premises or neighborhood. all fights would result in me being stalked in the street or colony
DsDGUz
No.54946
>>54944
Being a loner and getting into fights with multiple groups sounds retarded. Do you run away from most non 1v1 scenarios? Have you been in a group fight?
Qa0Rfq
No.54947
>>54941
>slap, jab or kick and you grab their shirt or arm and twist them around
This tells me how you have never been in a fight. In a real fight theres not that much leeway to twist arms even if the person is in shocked states. The best bet is to quick throw them to the ground and grab their neck with the moment they side a bit.
DsDGUz
No.54949
>>54947
I might be a sheltered richfag, but they few times I got into a fight, I either went for their head or stomach, and it worked.
DsDGUz
No.54950
>>54947
What martial art experience have you had?
Qa0Rfq
No.54951
>>54950
Don't ask me how i know. Also irl fights are nothing like martial dances. Once got into a fight with 2 stripes brown belt karate faggot. Although his first punch was hard he folded up like a faggot later.
+yFfcA
No.54952
>>54946
exactly yaar, why tf would u risk your life for something so weak and futile
I will just run away
0g68rz
No.54953
>>54947
"real" fight is upto each anons own view. im just telling what ive been through in my lifetime experience of more than 3 or 4 dozen fights. actual fights were far simpler a few years ago. now every jhoomer is a gymcel or mma watcher.
youll be amazed at how lallu the average person is one on one. i never pick a fight with multiple people. its always with some person who brings a group and then gets roughed up by me while his friends watch.
+yFfcA
No.54955
>>54953
it just depends on who you match up against, most of the times I have ever gotten into a fight with group, they had no problems ganging up on me, so I just run
0g68rz
No.54956
kek i once remember choking out the best boy in my school because he threw a frankie roll in my face. he was jealous that his crush was flirting with me and i was fooling around with her and her friends. aah i remember how panicked his voice was that he couldnt breathe and was going to black out. although i lost several old friends after that because rumour got around that i was trying to kill him kek
0g68rz
No.54957
>>54955
i was always a little bigger than peers my age so i had the upper hands in 1v1 fights. i never initiate fights contrary to my online persona. most were started because of my retaliation to people mocking or teasing me
+yFfcA
No.54958
>>54956
kek same, I made several of my opponents bleed, if they every attacked me ofc, I would usually go for vitals such as noses, nose starts bleeding in no time
another good place to hit is mouth since they face internal damage from tooth too
+yFfcA
No.54959
another good place to hit with kick is near liver and rib region
+yFfcA
No.54960
>>54957
its the same for me
Also if you hVe good amount of strength you can also push the person hard that they fall, after they fall they are very easy targets
0g68rz
No.54961
>>54958
>good place to hit is mouth since they face internal damage from tooth too
damnn i literally did this in a fight too. i was beating this person who was driving a car who engaged in road rage with me. his friend came to pull me apart so that the driver could punch me. instead i impulsively swung my left hand and hit him in his jaw. he wouldn't stop bleeding and i had to later offer him my handkerchief
Qa0Rfq
No.54963
>>54946
>>54953
Almosy getting into a fight with a stranger group is different than getting into fight with a person who can have later interactions with you. I would never pick fight with the first instance, but i have with later instances several times. Sometimes you cannot help staying away from those fuckers. To maintain my future mental health i had to get into some fights so they know that they can't fuck with me. . More you comply and act down to earth more fuckers would want to keep you like that. You need confidence and
Aggression is best indicator of it. It has drastically changed my life for good. People from my school do not recognise me now and as well respect me more. Really funny
Qa0Rfq
No.54965
>>54964
I would have kicked him again in the face.
MiFtPw
No.54966
>>54965
no i meant that this is a street fight with a stranger
DsDGUz
No.54967
>>54951
>karate
Karate is shitty martial art from what I've heard. BJJ is supposed to be one of the better ones.
DsDGUz
No.54968
>>54963
>It has drastically changed my life for good
I agree, after I punched the guy in his face, and sent him to health room, people started respecting me more.
Qa0Rfq
No.54969
>>54966
I used to have a rod fixed in my scooter grill. One day some thulle saw it and took it.
MiFtPw
No.54970
>>54967
BJJ doesnt work in street fights. street friendly styles are muay thai, kickboxing and boxing
MiFtPw
No.54971
>>54969
it was probably for the best that it got taken away tbh
DsDGUz
No.54972
>>54970
Fair, I guess getting to the ground would be suicidal in a street fight, since the other people will fuck you up.
Qa0Rfq
No.54973
>>54967
>BJJ
Not pretty popular here. So i am good. Only real dangers are pro boxers. If their first punch landed its pretty much over. I am thinking about joining some boxing academy.
>>54968
My own family who used to make fun of me started respecting me after i started picking fights and went aggressive. It was kinda sad as well as ego boosting. Shit world.
MiFtPw
No.54974
>>54973
unironically i wish bharat had lesser of the conventional gyms and more of the boxing or martial arts gyms. there are n number of meme classes in india like karate, taekwondo, silambam. we need more boxing, sambo and kickboxing etc
DsDGUz
No.54975
>>54973
True, all the fights which I have had ended, ended with me punching them in either their abdomen or face. I don't practice any martial art, however I do rock climbing, and am stronger than I look.
>>54974
I don't think you can group silambam with the others, using a stick is probably really effective in a fight.
Qa0Rfq
No.54976
>>54971
Lol. I wouldn't use it unless really dangerous situations. It was to scare of car faggots. I have deep hatred for carfags and specially women. Someday i would be viral for kicking some raand in her face in the middle of the road. They are worst. Everytime i have been almost hit by a car it was a . One day me and my friend had almost decided to beat this group of s who weren't just driving like retards but also talking trash. Foids shouldn't have car license for their own good.
MiFtPw
No.54977
>>54975
the skill is useful but what if your opponent is inside your range. iirc all silambam faggots had dyel skinnyfat body kek
DsDGUz
No.54978
MiFtPw
No.54979
>>54978
bruh im literally diablo
DsDGUz
No.54980
>>54979
My bad, lol. How would they get into your range though? Silambam with metal rod would be kino.
DsDGUz
No.54981
>>54979
Just think about it, If you had a staff, it's practically impossible for an unarmed opponent to get within your range.
MiFtPw
No.54983
>>54980
my school had a state level silambam athlete who used to demonstrate his skills during all functions and events. its mostly spinning around a wooden stick. sometimes you backflip and other meme techniques. tbh if youre allowed to bring a stick im allowed to pick up rocks. ill out range you easily
DsDGUz
No.54986
>>54983
I agree, modern day lundian "martial arts" are just some spinning artistic bullshit.
DsDGUz
No.54987
DsDGUz
No.54988
MiFtPw
No.54990
>>54981
it only looks intimidating. it isnt that difficult to overcome. the martial artist needs to use both hands to properly swing his staff and that too isnt very maneuverable
>>54984
>>54988
you would be better off using that stick to wildly swing at the opponent. but from personal experience the wooden staff they use also breaks too easily. its basically a bamboo cane which you can break with your back if youre struck with it. if your pain tolerance is good youll tank it, like i did
DsDGUz
No.54991
>>54990
Did you fight unarmed against someone with a bamboo cane? Holy shit anon.
DsDGUz
No.54994
>>54990
Was it a 1v1?
MiFtPw
No.54995
>>54991
it wasnt a fight per se. we had a bet on who has better pain tolerance. so we were beating each other with various stuff. i beat him with a catapult's rubberband and he broke the silambam staff over my back. it didnt hurt at all even. although there was a purple black mark next day. the worst pain ive ever felt in my life was when my mother beat me with a 4x3 solid wooden log over my thigh. that bruise didnt heal for 6-7 months. and im the guy who has shattered a 2cm thick tempered glass table with a single kick
DsDGUz
No.54999
>>54995
I have had my mother beat the fuck out of me as a child as well. Maybe that's why I hold so much aggression inside me. Do you feel the same way?
MiFtPw
No.55002
>>54999
my aggression stems from my middle school where people would spread false rumours about me and mock me. nobody would trust me including my own parents. over the years the aggression and angst internalised and became a part of my personality when all the resentment towards people went away. i became an even bigger recluse and went from antisocial to kinda sociopathic
DsDGUz
No.55004
>>55002
>Sociopathic
I agree man, It feels so good to just let it all out. After getting into fights, it sort of improves my psyche, If you get what I mean.
MiFtPw
No.55005
>>55004
you know whats hilarious. old acquaintances ask me what went wrong or did something tragic in my life happen that im so cold to everyone irl. when it was they who made me the person i am now, yea no shit when a kid cries himself to sleep every day. stayed alone without any friends or brothers/sisters braving the bullying for 3 years during his formative years will turn out to be a defunct and weird adult human
H6L+DC
No.55006
>>54988
No sir. This is not a spear fight. Your enemy isn't wearing heavy armoury and neither do you. If your stick didn't land the person will march forward and grab you.
>>54990
>wildly swing
Correct. Thats better. Also some bamboo sticks are thick from inside and extremely strong. Enough to break bones but as i see, silambam from google they seem to thin.
DsDGUz
No.55007
>>55005
You should look into the enneagram, it might help you. Does this describe you?
H6L+DC
No.55008
>>54995
To think of it, i haven't had really painful experiences till now despite being in many fights. Aftermath were painful but pretty tolerable. Most painful i can recall is when a kid running at full speed hit my nose with his head. Or when i got kicked in stomach with full force. But nose hurted more.
MiFtPw
No.55009
>>55007
idk yaar. i tried getting into stuff like this when i saw people put INTJxyz stuff in their bios on soycial media but couldnt understand or relate to it. i just am makes the most sense to me honestly
DsDGUz
No.55010
>>55009
Mbti is complete foid pop-psychology bullshit. The enneagram can actually help you. It also explains how one reacts in stress, and in growth.
MiFtPw
No.55011
>>55007
>Addictions
>Ignore physical needs and problems: avoid medical visits and check-ups. Indulging in rich foods, alcohol, tobacco while pushing self too hard leads to high stress, strokes, and heart conditions. Control issues central, although alcoholism and narcotic addictions are possible.
ig not. im a teetotaler and get panic attack if i consume too much caffeine or tobacco so i also avoid them both. i only like to smoke ganja joints but havent done that too since october 24
H6L+DC
No.55013
>>55002
My empathy completely functions normal and i can even tear to some movie scenes kek. And i have came from absolute anti social with no presence who used to shit pants over talking to anyone to mildly social. But my empathy is pretty selective and in my control. I wouldn't feel bad for people now i would have back then even if they did something wrong to me.
MiFtPw
No.55014
>>55010
reading this makes me feel bad for myself and i prefer to not overthink it
MiFtPw
No.55016
>>55013
ive never shed a tear while watching movies. however ive cried myself to some blackpill compilations kek 
DsDGUz
No.55017
>>55013
I don't remember the last time I've cried. However, apparently I used to cry a lot, almost every day as a very small child.
MiFtPw
No.55018
>>55015
this ss is true for me but i think this would also be applicable to most humans right?
DsDGUz
No.55019
>>55018
Nope. See the other types.
!XShledrwphaLWim
Kt+lah
No.55037
>>54860
tēri maa ki choot saale
4RJreX
No.55049
That anon was brootally correct.
DsDGUz
No.55569
>>55037
t. 90kgs, 5'4
DsDGUz
No.55575
!XShledrwphaLWim
Kt+lah
No.55577
>>55569
actually 90kg 5'7''
DsDGUz
No.55579
>>55577
You're not 5'7 dgh
AmpOGe
No.55582
>>55575
Do you keep them on your desktop cluttered with no organisation? How do you fit 5000 images/gifs/webms/mp4s on your desktop?
Uzk0u9
No.55586
>>54860
>Praty
why does he live rent free in your head, dumeel? there's not a single thread you can go without mentioning him.
DsDGUz
No.55588
>>55582
I just search something "pepe" or something "wojack" and post it. picrel is habby wojack. I don't save anything, exept some people faces when they post their face here.
7KweSz
No.55602
>>55588
tch tch
how do you post something like picrel if you haven't got it saved?
protip: you don't.
7KweSz
No.55633
>>55608
Point was, how do you search for obscure memes/images? Which you can't unless you are some turbo autist who remembers 5000 different images and can search for them with details from the turbo autist memory.
DsDGUz
No.55640
>>55633
Fair enough.
DsDGUz
No.55642
>>55633
Wojacks, apus and pepes are enough for me. Don't need much more.
6UxYgW
No.55951
Uzk0u9
No.55954
>>55951
>doubting the rapist of vashi
MiFtPw
No.56013
>>55951
>spot on wall where i kicked the table. about 5 feet from floor
>scar on foot from the table i kicked. this was about 2 cm deep cut which bled for more than an hour without stopping
MiFtPw
No.56015
>>55954
this. why would i lie about kicking tables kek
MiFtPw
No.56315
>>56050
its nothing to be paraud of tho 
wsNFhw
No.56322
>>55954
Loredrop?
MiFtPw
No.56324
>>56322
im khhv yaar. theres no lore
WXOyNs
No.56364
>>56324
Are u that tarbuz anon with Chachi?
MiFtPw
No.56374
>>56364
ovar
how did you even link me to that hentai watching faggot. hell nah dawg. im not tarbuza.
