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Ghungroo Ki Tarah
EGy7Ed
No.513163
Kal mera janamdin tha. Din main normal party kari sahi raha sab enjoy kiya 700 rupe kharcha aaya 6 logon main including me.
Shaam ko ek darubaaz ka phone aaya uska bhi birthday tha. I don't know why I was flattered to go there. Mere 1000 rupe thukwa diye behenkelund ne. Daru bhi pee. Raat ko so bhi nahin paya. Now I'm seething .
This song is me :
zrfw0I
No.513164
>>513163(OP)
People always use me like this. What can I do about it ? "Bhola Bhala" was what I'm always called.
Fu-mach, Cosmo, Bimarucel, Musalman Shehzadi. It's me "Imagine Me".
703H11
No.513310
UXoXAV
No.513350
>>513310
bump
xMLrPd
No.513357
brootal
UXoXAV
No.513358
>>513357
kuch batao yrr what to do
UXoXAV
No.513364
>>513163(OP)
bump
xMLrPd
No.513365
Ati brootal
JOkdCJ
No.513366
bump
JOkdCJ
No.513367
bump
JOkdCJ
No.513368
bump
JOkdCJ
No.513369
fucking newfag bumping his own thread. do you want more bumps ?? ye le BUMP
its a shit thread please ACK it.
703H11
No.513370
>>513358
kya hi bataye
mere ginke 2 dost hai
madarchod saale voh bhi mera use hi karte hai
jab bhi mai bulau toh nahi ayenge,lekin jab vo bulaye toh mujhe jana padega varna bolenge tu bhaav khata hai and shiet.
my one friend A is a credit stealing bitch.
my other friend B is rich fag.
A is often at B's home .
one day at an event,B's father coughed a little and A instantly got up his chair and brought a water bottle.
meanwhile i was sitting there watching A's baap.
yaar mujhe nhi pata what to do...and after many such incidents , uske baap ke hello greet bhi krta hu abhi toh vo kahi aur dekhkar nod karta hai saala
bc meri kya galti
xMLrPd
No.513371
Brootalida
703H11
No.513373
>>513369
>newfag
>samefagging
>shit thread
abe hijde jaa jakar hando/muthleem baits ko dekh kar hila
UXoXAV
No.513439
>>513370
Sunkar dukh hua yr... Kya kiya jaa sakta hai.. Mera bhi same hee haal h. I don't remember when I asked a friend for help
UXoXAV
No.513446
>>513373
Main acha baccha hoon. Theek hai na main hindu muslim nahin karta hoon.
Aur batadoon iss website ka owner mera khaas dost hai. Dab ke rehna padega mere samne
6kwfYT
No.513448
>>513163(OP)
only you can truly change your heart
UXoXAV
No.513452
>>513369
Bump ka matleb hote heh apki post ko uppar lana aur hindu-muslim wars ko khatam kar dena taaki hum chain se jee sake.
703H11
No.513453
>>513439
same
i too don't remember of any help other than asking for a pendrive, that too months ago.
while they used to ask for help like drop me here and there.
take this and send this to my house and shiet.
703H11
No.513455
>>513446
accha, apne dost ka naam batana
OZSaFj
No.513656
>>513163(OP)
>700 rupe kharcha aaya 6 logon main including me.
Hahaha, we got literal garibchand here, I spent 40k on my birthday last year lol
UXoXAV
No.513743
>>513455
Bhay tumhe pata nahin hai ye website kaise chalti hai. There are three 5 people who has admin access here. I can't put his name here though.
UXoXAV
No.513746
>>513656 Haan bhay hoon gareeb.
UXoXAV
No.513751
>>513453
"Main karta raha auron ki Kahi"
"Meri baat mere mann main hee rahi"
For granted lete hain yaar log...
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
MPi0pv
No.513756
>>513163(OP)
Bhai ya to naa bolna seekh ya ro mat
Jab dikhra hai aadmi chutiya kaat rha hai to dheere dheere side ho(waise to ekdum hi cutoff krle kaunsa tera shubhchintak hai)
Baaki kharcha krke rone wala kunait mt ban,hogya janamdin pr 2000 kharcha koi ni saal mein ata bhi ek baar hai or agli baar inse bhi party le lena
Klii4K
No.513757
>>513756
>Bhai ya to naa bolna seekh ya ro mat
Abe ye tier 1 city ke launde, launde nahi faggots hai. Chvtiyo ko naa nahi bolne aata. Seede mu pe nahi bol pate "na bhai, mera man na hai, ja tu kar le je sab" kek.
Klii4K
No.513758
>>513163(OP)
This is the logic foids use when they say "wo toh mere saath sex karna chahta tha, to Mai na nahi bol payi". Bhosadiwale, tu kya mahila hai ki, tujhe sharam aa rahi thi? Kya tujhse kattees ho jata wo behen ke lund? Abe chutiye, kal tujse koi aatu jharu tere papa ki property apne naam karwayega woh bhi aese hi de dega kya be? Na bolna seekh, man, banna seekhle, man. Hogayi galti, ayenda mat karna.
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
MPi0pv
No.513759
>>513757
Main reason hai iska ye kabhi chant pogo mein rhe hi nahi hain,mera bhi boht baar hojata hai ki mann nahi hai pr chlna padhgya kaam krdiya bcz they reciprocate the same
Bc jo aise chutiye banaye or fuddu gaanthe usko to moo pr mna kro,ek baar glti hogyi chlo agli baar tum chutiye ho
Aar sali inhe dosti krni bhi nhi aati,sab fayda nuksan mol bhaav krte reh jaate hain
Klii4K
No.513761
>>513759
Re laadle, jab teen tha, mera khud kata hai, kek. Jeets learn this shit with time, and it's important to make these mistakes early on. Bhai tune sahi kaha, simple and short, ek baar galti hogayi, thik hai, chalta hai, dusri baar ki, tu ye chutiya hai.
Uppar se dosti mutual cheez hai bhai, mei teri help Karu, kabhi tu meri kare. Ye nahi, jaise OP ki gaand hi marli aur ye kuch na keh paye. Point hai ek baar hojaye, agli baar gaand me guda hona chahiye, moo pe naa bolne ka.
xEm/91
No.513765
>>513763
>Memeflag
<Talks about anal periods
Do you also earn 50kpm at 30 years old gobar Rakshak pyaare?
UXoXAV
No.513873
>>513756
yes sir
UXoXAV
No.513886
>>513757
Main to ek chhote se town se aata hoon
iss shahar main Btech karne aaya hoon.
I'm very afraid of everything. Somehow mustered the courage to ask local dhabe wala to pack rotis. Mujhe darr tha kahin zyda mehngi hui roti to mana kaise karunga.
Kya karoon? Meri gaand itni fat ti hai jiski hadd nahin, excite bhi jaldi jo jaata hoo. Patla dubla sharir sab mazak banate hai
UXoXAV
No.513889
>>513759
Thank you sir
VBOYTG
No.513900
>>513886
Brutal raju rastogi life
Klii4K
No.513901
>>513765
Kyo, apni maa bhejega mere pass 50K me 
sasti randiya mehngi hogayi kekek, apne anal periods sambhal.
>>513886
>Main to ek chhote se town se aata hoon
>iss shahar main Btech karne aaya hoon.
Yaar out of home experience sabka rough hota hai. Puri life aese thodi chalega? Kabhi na kabhi toh mu chalana padega tujhe?
>I'm very afraid of everything. Somehow mustered the courage to ask local dhabe wala to pack rotis. Mujhe darr tha kahin zyda mehngi hui roti to mana kaise karunga.
Bolna seekh. Kuch nahi hoga, zyada se zyada thoda insulted feel hoga. Insult temporary hai, Aaj nahi hogi toh kabhi aur karwalega jab stakes zyada high rahege. Kamina banna seekh thoda.
>Kya karoon? Meri gaand itni fat ti hai jiski hadd nahin, excite bhi jaldi jo jaata hoo. Patla dubla sharir sab mazak banate hai
Body matter nahi karti in sab cheezo me. Zyada se zyada bas maar dhaad me body kaam aati hai. 5 footiue dekhe hai maine, 6 futiyo ki maa chodte hue. Dekh paise tere hai, tu free me toh rotiya nahi tod raha. Price puchna seekh. Koi teri insult nahi karega. Tu student hai, ambani ka damaad nahi. Habit bithale, time lagega par ho jayega, tension na le.
xEm/91
No.513904
>>513901
Teri maa toh free mai service deti hai yaar puspus mai dhusdhus
Klii4K
No.513922
z+qkRV
No.513943
>>513163(OP)
Mera bhi janamdin tha kal. Ham dono ke mata pita ne same din sax sux kiya
AbZU+q
No.513947
>>513164
Ave why did u leave the grp? Come back
AbZU+q
No.513957
UXoXAV
No.514241
>>513901
Thank You bhay
UXoXAV
No.514242
>>513943
UXoXAV
No.514250
>>513947
Thank you bimarucel. I'll come back dw. Mere dimag main hai wapas aane ka I've not forgotten you ppl and I hope tum bhi nahin bhuloge.
Main 6th semester main aa gaya hoon. Comapanies aajaege kuch time baad. Baaki sab theek hai tum log apna dhyan rakhna. Sabko mera hello bolna bimrucel.
Mujhe aaj bhi yaad hai tune mujhe sting pilai thi.
HPJEM+
No.514287
>>513922
Ha Teri maa kya?
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
MPi0pv
No.514494
>>513760
Bhai main khud ke liye naukri dhoond rha hoon, main aaj ghar chla jaun to yahan se double minimum nikal skta hoon
Flex krne ki baat nhi hai pr main ghar se sampann ho,1.30 ka iphone 2 ki angoothi 35 k or 20k ke earring or chain 6 tole ki main abhi pehnta hoon
Main teri salary pehnkr bahar nikalta hoo, dont assume u r better than me
Aur baat rhi mehnat ki to 750 lc ho gye hain, apna hisab tight hai tu apna dekh
Bc mood kharab krdiya mkc
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
MPi0pv
No.514502
>>513886
Bhai chill maar hum to seedha gaon se aayein hain or kisi ko andaza nahi hone diya bc hum kahin bahar ke ya kisi se kam hai
Itni fatti kyu hai teri, gym jaa sports khel confidence nhi higa to aage corporate or job dono me dikkat hogi
Confidence hi sbse main cheez hai
hArELf
No.514574
>>514250
Mera bhi 6th sem chal rha hai, CUET ki tyaari kar rha hu, 11 ko exam hai. Will update u, let's see
