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How to Get laid 101 Guide
ZlDOS/
No.507944
SERIOUS THREAD : FOR MORE INFO CHECK BRUTALITY IN PAJEETLAND THREAD
>As i told you guys you don't need to be chad
Ask anything will help you out
Also london bandar anon get here
gKDrk8
No.507945
WQE8xq
No.507949
>>507944(OP)
First take that red thread off, that will literally always be a bad impression in today's day and age of you wanna get laid. And get a jockey chaddi.
Basically you just need to moneymaxx right now, attend clubs and house parties in gurgaon and noida and you'll get sex im sure. But first get some money to spend on the whores
f2eUtt
No.507952
>>507950
yaar nufag ...
f2eUtt
No.507955
>>507953
dont be a 'tard and follow the video
ZlDOS/
No.507957
>>507955
It shows something parent post loda lasaan
f2eUtt
No.507959
>>507957
ho to gayi delete. i cant see it anymore.
ZlDOS/
No.507960
>>507959
Okay broski never knew there's good anon on this forum hope you get drenched in pumci
f2eUtt
No.507965
t0D2na
No.507974
ZlDOS/
No.507994
>>507974
Don't fall for one night stand u don't want to kiss drunk jeeta with smelly mouth and fok her ....get into relationship that's 1000 times better than anything
Experience se bol rha hu paid sexo is shit
/0n7a2
No.508000
>>507944(OP)
>BRUTALITY IN PAJEETLAND THREAD
where is said thread ?
also, how do i leanmaxx without gym ? what to eat throughout the day, so that i become lean and don't die.
/0n7a2
No.508001
>>507944(OP)
also, how to Train neck ?
fNr7Bs
No.508002
>>507994
Fine. So how to go about it
ZlDOS/
No.508003
>>508000
Watch next workout YouTuber and chris heris then watch keo tsang 30 days workout
Eat eggs ,meat don't add to much oil and spice drink milk no sugar workout 2-3 days a week sleep on time eat clean it easy af
ZlDOS/
No.508005
>>508001
Check links
/0n7a2
No.508007
>>508003
>Eat eggs ,meat
arey bhosdike paisa nahi hai utna. maybe two eggs everyday.
i was expecting more along the lines of multivitamin, sattu, eggs, milk.
also, soye kaise jab btechcel hain ? kam sone se nahi hoga kya ?
ZlDOS/
No.508008
>>508002
Tell me what to type of girl u want
GpiF4g
No.508009
>>508008
>Tell me what to type of girl u want
yeah, shit thread. pack up yaar, this is not how it works.
/0n7a2
No.508010
>>508008
virgin, high iq, obsessed with me, medium pretty. doesn't matter if she's had bfs before, but must be a virgin.
ZlDOS/
No.508011
>>508007
Nope sleep is most important for recovery of muscle too much soyabean can give u gynoboobs meat even try twice a week or just eggs take ur body weight put into calorie calculator try to hit that calorie 5 times a week if you're new your body will start changing even with low calorie
GpiF4g
No.508012
>>508010
i am literally laughing at you all right now. holy shit, total untermensch
/0n7a2
No.508013
/0n7a2
No.508014
>>508012
okay chad saar, what exactly did i say that was so untermensch of me ?
ZlDOS/
No.508015
>>508010
If you're in tier 1 city chances are 10% if you're in tier 2 approach girls learn to read face yep that's true I can read faces too .....high iq that's not possible most jeetas are low iq even if it's a gorimem they lack brain cells ...... go on Omegle ,ometv improve conversation skills that's it I'll post tomorrow whole guide my girl is brahmin CA taller than me overpossessive life feels great
ZlDOS/
No.508019
>>508013
Sleep is important most things happens in ur body in sleep sattu won't do much cuz you're not horse and it will fill up ur stomach
If you're broke try to atleast eat 2 whole eggs , soyabean it's cheap but get good ones and sleep and workout three times a week
Also it will take u a month to see changes and don't beleive these low iq retard here I have done it all
GpiF4g
No.508020
>>508014
>obsessed with me
no woman has traits that make her obsessed with a man unless you are too good for her or she has some insecurities of her own, a woman who you might want to avoid in general. you need a confident woman who has her self-esteem. no healthy relationship survives if any one of the individuals is obsessed with the other. think of a case where a man is obsessed with his girlfriend / woman. it wont take it long for her to realize it and be advantageous. the same happens vice-versa. you are trying to feed your narcissistic tendencies by wanting a woman who is obsessed with you OR you never felt love and you want to feel secure when you do. the latter case is something you can work on and its not your fault. the former is your fault.
/0n7a2
No.508021
>>508019
>soyabean it's cheap but get good ones
also can i eat it raw ? like, straight out the packet ? my madarchod baap won't let me make soyabean.
ZlDOS/
No.508023
>>508020
True that's why watch BETTER DAYS chinese movie and find someone like her it's literal guide for you all mf to bag up cutie
/0n7a2
No.508024
>>508020
you called me an untermensch just to give me a fucking Reddit take. i hope your wife puts you in a fucking drum.
GpiF4g
No.508025
>>508023
chhod de pyaare. kuch nahi hoga and i can very well say you are a retard IRL. i can tell it by the way you type yaar, leave imageboards, you wont last long. besides its known you are a nufag.
ZlDOS/
No.508026
>>508021
Nope atleast boil it but it will taste shit and make sure to tear it apart to check for keeda anon ....also
Here's what i did
Moong sprouts
Chana sprouts
Doodh real one not amul or any shit
Soybean
5 eggs a day
Twice a week meat two times
200 rope jumping max minimum 150
25 normal pushup 15 diamond pushup
12 pull-up
15-20 crunches
Enough water
Sleep on time decided and wake up at same time this will help ur body to relax at specific time and boost muscle growth
GpiF4g
No.508027
>>508024
not everything that is more than 5 lines, a reddit take. it is well thought out and i probably have more experience dating girls than you.
ZlDOS/
No.508028
>>508025
Bet I'm not virgin and have a brahmin gf taller than me i was a retard back in 2019 not anymore also you can leave man but let others improve if they want
GpiF4g
No.508032
>>508028
i agree with all the fitness stuff you are talking about. i didnt gind find any fault in those, did i ??
my issue is your approach towards women. you are clearly dealing with it like a dehati.
>have a brahmin gf taller than me
its over. you wont be marrying her if you arent brahmin. she has a higher self-esteem than you and will leave you. start preparing.
>retard in 2019
welp, you still are, or atleast seem to be
ZlDOS/
No.508035
>>508025
Do I really care about it u mf are too retard caring about this pajeet forum filled with cockroach and also I'm not here for long I just wanted to help some mf cuz they have potential I was guy who was skinny getting bullied short height never had any gf in my School noone gave a fuck and I was nobody even teachers made fun of me and told me to go sit in std 5 and I don't look like someone from std 10 .... I tried to propose a girl my childhood crush i was friend with and she sent her brother to beat me up but her brother and i was friend .....all I had was good grades back then everything changed after I started working on myself
GpiF4g
No.508039
>>508035
oh i am sorry you had to go through all that but it doesnt take away that you are still a retard. the sheer incoherence in your paragraph shows it. keep helping others with fitness, i dont mind. but try to accept criticism when its done right. your approach to a woman's psyche is wrong.
>Do I really care about it u mf are too retard caring about this pajeet forum filled with cockroach
please leave in that case.
ZlDOS/
No.508040
>>508032
Well it's been 5 year of relationship hundred of fight but still going good also this thread is not fully focused on how to approach girls it's just to improve face body to atleast feel a better cuz most u look in mirror and think it's over and that's what I want to help them with also idc and also I'm yadav so doesn't matter ik how to handle things I'm not someone who gonna cry for a girl there's plenty of woman
GpiF4g
No.508043
>>508040
yeah please stick to the fitness thing. dont splurt rubbish about what you dont know.
ZlDOS/
No.508046
>>508039
Idgaf paragraph spelling i just type it and it's not that hard to read and understand until people here have really low iq
ZlDOS/
No.508049
>>508043
Okay broski atleast if you're that good then help out them otherwise just shutup
GpiF4g
No.508053
>>508046
>Idgaf paragraph spelling i just type
>dgaf
first sign of retardation btw. a smart man chooses his words carefully and cares about his ideas going through to the listener in a concise way.
>blah BLAH BLAH blarhhh spri spri phrooo
this is how retards speak
>>508049
again. do you expect me to make threads like how to get a woman ?? i just give me advice to people in threads. this doesnt deserve its own thread.
GWHWHZ
No.508059
>>508053
>smart man chooses his words carefully and cares about his ideas going through to the listener in a concise way.
Didn't you hear him? He's a chad who totally isn't larping. He can do whatever he wants.
J2krrt
No.508077
>>508008
Straight to the business type kek
ZlDOS/
No.508079
>>508069
Before any retard comment about my neck thread it's golden bajrangbali u can clearly see I don't larp I don't need to also reminder I'm yadav with everyone in govt job and two house one with 36 rooms in village and another in city I'm only child and currently have 3cr asset I'm not gonna say bullshit of 30 cr cuz I have everything I wanted a gaming pc ,a bike ,10k allowance every month from parents,two mobile phone ,two house ,and lot of land , degree in pharmacy I'm a registered pharmacist but I don't do job currently doing another degree .... Maybe even do phd in upcoming years
GpiF4g
No.508083
>>508079
well, ig i struck a bad nerve. dont worry, i understand you suffer with low self-esteem and have this shell around yourself. you keep hardening it with all the bs irrelevant faggotry you just blurted out. c@ste kothi bangla makaan phone. you need to chill out brother. no one, i bet no one is believing that impulsive reply of yours. its so laughable you think this counts as a + point. jaake lolly choos munne, imageboards are not for you. this would be laughed on even on reddit. imagine.
54JoFp
No.508088
>>508079
Bhai usne buckbreak kar diya. Its over.
ZlDOS/
No.508089
>>508083
It's you who will care about this all shit I don't Idgaf about anything and yeah I'm 5'1 with potbelly with recessed jawline and I live in a tent in Mumbai slum ....and what they gonna do by laughing on me I'm not a bitch who gonna cry about it that someone online who is sitting next to contuprr telling me some retard shit ....if you are that caring of what others thinks of you it's already over bros
GWHWHZ
No.508090
>>508089
>I'm not a bitch who gonna cry about it that
Says this while being being a bitch crying about it. Yaar sub 90 IQ
GpiF4g
No.508091
>>508089
holy seethe MEGAKEK. lolly choos munne
>if you are that caring of what others thinks of you it's already over bros
yes correct. this is literally (you). OMG i just cant stop laughing at his replies. just use chatGupta atp n!99er.
>>508088
yeah he indeed is buckbroken. bet he doesnt know what i means.
bXq3df
No.508094
>>507944(OP)
yaar i am that yesterday sukda khamba, i dont feel like roping myself after seeing your physique and facecard.
sorry ananwa, you could've been better
ZlDOS/
No.508097
>>508094
Told u mf I'm not some chad shit and you guys have more potential than me
bXq3df
No.508101
ZlDOS/
No.508104
>>508101
Welcome broski
VtMtuX
No.508107
>>508106
Its you pyaare. He thinks he can get you a laundiya. Please read the thread. Some anon buckbroke him.
ZlDOS/
No.508110
>>508107
It was never about laundiya... laundiya is all about luck this post was for improving pot belly and skinny fat but some got infested by cockroaches i never claimed I'll get you a laundiya ....it's all about getting lucky otherwise no matter how rich tall you are you won't get shit
qJLUXq
No.508114
>>508110
Bhai dekh. Its quite evident he buckbroke you in your own thread. Please stop whining like a chamaar.
azalzt
No.508122
>>508020
>no woman has traits that make her obsessed with a man unless you are too good for her or she has some insecurities of her own, a woman who you might want to avoid in general.
I wouldn't mind having an insecure gf
azalzt
No.508131
ZlDOS/
No.508133
>>508114
I'm here just to have fun Convo cuz you guys are fun I have been lurking here for months and most of you are funny so I wanted to join you all that's it
I'm not here to show muh supreme leader kneel down
fRnXOA
No.508138
How do you guys get into house parties
azalzt
No.508140
>>508138
there are house parties in Bihar?!
GpiF4g
No.508146
>>508122
thats great. i am a reifag though.
>inb4 behen ke laddu
kek yaar ye kabhi khatam nahi hoga.
>>508131
ig i did go a bit too harsh on him.
>>508133
>lurking for months
holy shit and this is what you yield. LURK MOAR MOAR MOAR.
>>508138
do you have friends who have or go to house parties ?? thats the only way tbqh.
Y5fjTB
No.508149
>>507944(OP)
Native America se hai kya bhosdike
GpiF4g
No.508150
>>508140
meh ... no house barties habben in bihar. he must be in bangalore or NCR.
GpiF4g
No.508151
OP i am screen capping this >>508079
how tf do you seethe so hard
ZlDOS/
No.508154
ZlDOS/
No.508156
>>508151
First tell me about bharatchan dictionary I don't shit about those words
azalzt
No.508159
>>508146
nufags are the #1 reason the board has been quite shite of late. They are the only ones to unironically seethe and respond to b8 threads. It is our duty to put the nav6kkas in place with a little breaking 
GpiF4g
No.508160
>>508154
>>508156
stay still OP, this wont hurt much BISHOOOM
KEKDA.
>First tell me about bharatchan dictionary I don't shit about those words
and you say you are lurking for months ?? stop capping n!99er. its either that or you are a turbo retard. itne mahine mai to 12 saal ke bacche bhi culture catch kar lenge.
>dictionary
yaaar ...
Ynjf0m
No.508161
>>508156
Any reasonable person would just quit and leave but you don't even realize its getting worse the more you type.
ZlDOS/
No.508164
>>508156
How hard it is for you to understand that I was just scrolling post having fun see you guys talk that's it I don't know much about it also I'm not here to make enemies I'm just here to chill help some mf out that's it and chill with you all cuz most of time you guys are doing lafda
GpiF4g
No.508165
>>508159
yaar ye bechaara sahi kaam kar raha tha fitness waala. fir isne bakchodi shuru kardi and i just couldnt hold myself back
>saaar sone ke bajrangi saaar, chhattis kamro waala makaan, yadav pure saaar
kek yaaar. this is the first time i am seeing such seethe here.
bXq3df
No.508168
>>508164
sm1 pls post the kesariya meme, i nuked all collections my mistakenly formating my pc
t.no usb dual boot anon
bXq3df
No.508171
>>508165
kek, I too appreciated his initiation,but now he is ent for me
GpiF4g
No.508173
>>508168
>t.no usb dual boot anon
TOPKEK. ab kya scene hai. you were the one who wanted muh productivity OS right ??
bXq3df
No.508176
>>508173
yep, i am using memdows+fedora rn.
after re-installing win, there was an option of onedrive backup, and all I got was my school projects and a pic of my crush.kek
GpiF4g
No.508177
>>508176
>all I got was my school projects and a pic of my crush
cant ask for more yaara. that should be good enough.
ZlDOS/
No.508179
>>508165
Chill kr I'm just here cuz you guys are fun I didn't knew some people are absolute cockroach
Also maybe I'll leave too cuz I guess you all don't want any help or want to improve in life except doing bhang bhosda shitting on each other ..... if you guys are incel try to improve I just joined here cuz I have seen most of you guys struggling with stuff face,body, job,girl,baap, insecurities
bXq3df
No.508180
>>508177
i had 300+ ideas,technique and screenshots of schizo/tantra/pdfs stuff alone.
it was the only thing imp for me :(
ZlDOS/
No.508182
>>508169
That chadtag guy was scamming kids in a way then I was watching his channel post there he mentioned india chan or indichan from there I got to know it all
Ynjf0m
No.508184
>>508179
>Also maybe I'll leave too cuz I guess you all don't want any help or want to improve in life except doing bhang bhosda
bXq3df
No.508185
bXq3df
No.508189
GpiF4g
No.508190
>>508179
>Also maybe I'll leave too cuz I guess you all don't want any help or want to improve in life except doing bhang bhosda shitting on each other ..... if you guys are incel try to improve I just joined here cuz I have seen most of you guys struggling with stuff face,body, job,girl,baap, insecurities
ruk ja. hasi ka quota poora ho gaya aaj ka. on a serious note, thanks pyaare for the efforts you put to imporve us. you are appreciated and WILL be remembered. dhanyawaad yaduanon. lagta hai hum sab inchcel hi reh jaenge :(
>>508180
were you the one who had posted a pdf of tantra vidya book in a thread ??
>>508182
>chudtag
yaaron ye chudtag ke channel se aaya hai MEGAKEK. koi ni bhai stay if you want to but please LURK MAOR arthaat post karne se pehle aur threads dekho (gaur se). but yaar bhch ke baare mai kaise pata laga ?? batao batao
ZlDOS/
No.508192
>>508185
When i searched indichan and there was a post or something stating that indiachan is bharatchan now
bXq3df
No.508193
>>508179
brother, go in looksmax forums and spit wahtever u want.
this is ib, and that too /b/.
make a thread of /adv/ or /gen/ and only gib advice there.
not need to specify muh sone ka bajrangbali for validation
bXq3df
No.508197
>>508190
not that thread, but i shilled many books and made sm threads on x too.
nvm, its all gone
:sad:
bXq3df
No.508198
>>508192
ohh ok
ZlDOS/
No.508199
>>508190
Also I don't watch chadtag that mf just speak bullshit and scamming mf when the self improvement shit is too easy that's hit the gym lift the weight I didn't like him so I got here to know about him and all to give his viewers idea that he's scamming everyone but those mf are too retard so talking with them was energy waste
And yep I'll stay here cuz you guys are fun than most people from my college and workplace
GpiF4g
No.508202
congrats nufag, your thread hit 100 replies on sariya-welding phorum. i love nufags yaaron.
ZlDOS/
No.508206
>>508202
Told you I'm gonna dominate wait for tomorrow sunrise ....you guys gonna remember me in good way after I leave btw where's khana anon ...
GpiF4g
No.508208
>>508206
>he has the spirit
based yaara. i kneel.
>khana anon
he is probably dead or in some factory.
bXq3df
No.508209
>>508199
stay here
>you are most welcomed nufag, go to /kala/ and get some jaggus.
self improv shit is shit
>it is...it is all midwits who think le onion,garlic bakchodi edits. just watch your face whenever oily/dirty. regular exercise, eat good.
the only hard thing is the process to turn them into a habit
bXq3df
No.508213
MnW9Rw
No.508215
>>507944(OP)
What is your càste?
ZlDOS/
No.508217
>>508215
Yadav
ZlDOS/
No.508242
>>508228
I don't have any social media or linkedin only this forum i exist
bXq3df
No.508247
