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goc2oc
No.506256
My uncle has some subsidiaries and companies that are in name based in Vanatu, and he officially had me born in the US and bought me a Vanatu citizenship when I was young.
They want me to stay there for a few years to allow the rest of the family to naturalize into an EU citizenship whilst I show proof that I am a Vanatu citizen.
Problem is I am already in my first year and they are telling me I will have free world access in 6 months but need residence in Vanatu.
Idk what to do
zu+732
No.506262
>>506256(OP)
Free world access will give you more opportunities than any education will

ktzlDD
No.506263
LSyrPG
No.506264
>>506256(OP)
Yaar richjeet
Lic75o
No.506269


GTKNYA
No.506270
>>506256(OP)
you mean Vanuatu?

t6AobG
No.506271
>>506256(OP)
yaar katwe , vanuatu hai vanatu nahin
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
dDPHm8
No.506272
>>506256(OP)
Jaa bhai ,aisi opportunity baadme mile na ya mile
Lundia mein kyu hi gand mrara hai when you have side option like this
t13hw4
No.506278
>>506256(OP)
>he officially had me born in the US and bought me a Vanatu citizenship when I was young
Uber based yaar, wish I was this lucky :(
> I am already in my first year
Unless it's a Tier-1 IIT type collge, leave India, it's for your own good. You should be grateful that your family planned this much for you.
If you are born in US? Can't you get a birth certificate there and get Pasport directly ?
I feel jealous ngl, my dream of living in US will never be fulfilled
goc2oc
No.506282
>>506270
Yea I've got a habit of mispronouncing it.
I dont want to leave and go to some middle of nowhere island yaar

GTKNYA
No.506283
>>506256(OP)
also bhen chod if you were born in the fucking US what is stopping you from just moving there? You are a US citizen blaady
LSyrPG
No.506284
Damn yaar. Vanakkam pyaaris dress like this?
t13hw4
No.506292
>>506282
College? Is it Tier-1 or not?
fOeJbp
No.506297
>>506256(OP)
boo hoo
DHiKXb
No.506299
>>506256(OP)
Yaar richjeet ke alag hi maze hai phir bhi (auto-excised) rona nhi rukta inka
goc2oc
No.506303
>>506278
My uncle plans on getting the entire family EU citizen ships, he has some issues because him and I are US jus-soli but have no EU base, which he needs for tax reasons or some bs.
He wants my dad to become a EU citizen or atleast get his foot in the door, which then he will use to get EU access.
>>506292
No

hikoHt
No.506314
goc2oc
No.506317
>>506256(OP)
>>506303
BTW, I am also potentially going to be married in name to their business partners daughter.
She's some african girl.
Yaar I'll be stuck for atleast an year and I cannot travel, in random fucking island while my friends in India are banging their gfs I will have to stare at tribals or fish.
All because my Uncle and Dad are greedy

hikoHt
No.506318
AUR BETA ROHAN??? KAISEHO?? VANAUTA KYU NAHI JA RAHE HO
goc2oc
No.506319
>>506314
Idc yaar you cannot find me. I have bigger problems.
ICkzgd
No.506320
>>506256(OP)
>I get a chance to escape this shithole of misery and help my family
>idk if I should do that
Arjuna...
zu+732
No.506321
>>506303
Tere uncle itne accha hai inki cock suck kariyo retirement ke time or ya to tu unka beta hai sunle unki baat sahi keh rahe
zu+732
No.506322
>>506317
Ek saal tharak vs puri zindagi tharak humans really don't think much
LSyrPG
No.506325
ICkzgd
No.506328

hikoHt
No.506330
>>506318
Beta VANUATU ME KOI INSTA POST MAT KARNA HAHAHAHHAGAGAGAG KOI ROHAN JO VANAUTU KE LOGS ME AAYEGA , its okay i wont do shit .
Btw rohan , this is one of the big moments of your life where u make a choice and regret it forever . And in these moments the best choice is to do something different from status quo. Make that decision dumbass . College badme manage ho sakta hai dw just go wherever life takes u

GTKNYA
No.506332
>>506317
it doesn't look too bad to spend a few months in isolation tbh. just spend time finishing your anime list or sum shit
ICkzgd
No.506337
goc2oc
No.506339
>>506325
I dont need to have sex with her, but she will be in that Island. Ugh I hope she doesnt want to have real sex or some bs.
>>506332
6 months, 2 years of residence, meaning after 6 months I need to visit IN PERSON, for proof.
>>506328
I will need to sign a contract in person. We will divorce after its all sorted.
I just got this message, and I'm leaving sooner than I think, its over
!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8
dDPHm8
No.506340
>>506337
He is just taking random names,yahan koi itna badha teerandaz nhi hai ki doxx krle ss she
Ragebaiting much
t13hw4
No.506341
>>506303
>My uncle plans on getting the entire family EU citizen ships
Aise Uncle sabko mile, mama ya chacha?
Ok, if you are jus-soli of US just go there brother, they have best colleges unironically, go to Boston and live a out of world college life, people without citizenship will get worried about jobs and shit, just as an US born person you will be easily hired
Unless your uncle has some other plans, I think you should trust him, I would have, good luck
>No
Then fucking go, there is nothing here in Lundia, you will realise it later, stop being lazy and help your uncle in getting tax benefits. You have a golden Ticket of a lifetime ( lucky bastard)
Me in picrel btw
goc2oc
No.506345
>>506341
They are telling me I will only lose 1-2 years, I cannot enroll in any other colleges.

fowu9o
No.506346
>>506303
Just buy malta citizenship and you'll get EU blue card in a couple of years
ortSNs
No.506347
very difficult choice

2/gJTc
No.506348
>>506256(OP)
Chale jaa aisa mauka sabko nahi milta aise mauke ke liye to kayi launde apni maa tak chod sakte hai is lund desh mein
ICkzgd
No.506350
>>506339
>I will need to sign a contract in person. We will divorce after its all sorted.
yaar go for it
You can marry a 9/10 human girl later for all you care.
>>506339
>I hope she doesnt want to have real sex
yaar just let her cheat.
See man
When god makes a lock, he makes a matching key.
Africans have massive dicks because African women have massive asses and coochies.
You are not even in a competition here even if you're 6 incher.
Don't ask me how I know
>>506339
Those are good airports. You will enjoy the trip.
Have fun anon.
>>506345
>I will only lose 1-2 years
Remain healthy and fit, and it won't matter.
Better than wasting 3-4 years slaving away and then getting replaced by a fresher who earns more than you after all those years.
t13hw4
No.506351
>>506317
>BTW, I am also potentially going to be married in name to their business partners daughter.
>She's some african girl.
Sacrifice a little for the family bro, only if this marriage can be annulled, you can get a gorimem later
>All because my Uncle and Dad are greedy
They are smart and you are lucky to have them, just go to some jhuggi and see avg. Pajeets condition, hell see us. I know ur world view is different but listen to your family
AJ10mA
No.506353
>>506339
>Ugh I hope she doesnt want to have real sex or some bs.
Dont worry yaar. Fly me to the island and I'll sacrifice myself for you and so the needful with your kaalupyaari wife 


t13hw4
No.506358
>>506345
Bro, by being a US or EU citizen you will start college later ( they have great benifits for their citizens) no issue, baki meri maarzi bhai jo accha lge, have fun in India with ur friends, ur family will eventually find a way for your anyways if this isn't larp
Me in picrel btw:(





















































