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They’re sending me to Vanatu

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506256

My uncle has some subsidiaries and companies that are in name based in Vanatu, and he officially had me born in the US and bought me a Vanatu citizenship when I was young.

They want me to stay there for a few years to allow the rest of the family to naturalize into an EU citizenship whilst I show proof that I am a Vanatu citizen.

Problem is I am already in my first year and they are telling me I will have free world access in 6 months but need residence in Vanatu.

Idk what to do

Anonymous

IN

zu+732

No.506262

>>506256(OP)

Free world access will give you more opportunities than any education will

Anonymous

IN

ktzlDD

No.506263

>>506256(OP)

>Vanatu

looks comfy

Anonymous

IN

LSyrPG

No.506264

>>506256(OP)

Yaar richjeet

Anonymous

IN

Lic75o

No.506269

>>506256(OP)

dont compromise with your college years

you will regret it

KA

GTKNYA

No.506270

>>506256(OP)

you mean Vanuatu?

Anonymous

CH

t6AobG

No.506271

>>506256(OP)

yaar katwe , vanuatu hai vanatu nahin

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

IN

dDPHm8

No.506272

>>506256(OP)

Jaa bhai ,aisi opportunity baadme mile na ya mile

Lundia mein kyu hi gand mrara hai when you have side option like this

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506278

>>506256(OP)

>he officially had me born in the US and bought me a Vanatu citizenship when I was young

Uber based yaar, wish I was this lucky :(

> I am already in my first year

Unless it's a Tier-1 IIT type collge, leave India, it's for your own good. You should be grateful that your family planned this much for you.

If you are born in US? Can't you get a birth certificate there and get Pasport directly ?

I feel jealous ngl, my dream of living in US will never be fulfilled

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506282

>>506270

Yea I've got a habit of mispronouncing it.

I dont want to leave and go to some middle of nowhere island yaar

US

GTKNYA

No.506283

>>506256(OP)

also bhen chod if you were born in the fucking US what is stopping you from just moving there? You are a US citizen blaady

Anonymous

IN

LSyrPG

No.506284

Damn yaar. Vanakkam pyaaris dress like this?

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506285

>>506269

Developed countries have better college

>>506271

That baiter is a Atheist tho lol

>>506272

Apne naseeb mein ye mauka nhi

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506290

>>506283

Vohi to, if I had the chance I would be in Miami the next second lol

Apne shin bhai ko green card milne mein 10 saal lag jaynge kek

>>506284

Coomed

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506292

>>506282

College? Is it Tier-1 or not?

Anonymous

IN

fOeJbp

No.506297

>>506256(OP)

boo hoo

Anonymous

IN

DHiKXb

No.506299

>>506256(OP)

Yaar richjeet ke alag hi maze hai phir bhi (auto-excised) rona nhi rukta inka

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506303

>>506278

My uncle plans on getting the entire family EU citizen ships, he has some issues because him and I are US jus-soli but have no EU base, which he needs for tax reasons or some bs.

He wants my dad to become a EU citizen or atleast get his foot in the door, which then he will use to get EU access.

>>506292

No

Anonymous

HR

hikoHt

No.506314

>>506256(OP)

ROHAN SE PUCHO

>ROHAN SE PUCHO

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506317

>>506256(OP)

>>506303

BTW, I am also potentially going to be married in name to their business partners daughter.

She's some african girl.

Yaar I'll be stuck for atleast an year and I cannot travel, in random fucking island while my friends in India are banging their gfs I will have to stare at tribals or fish.

All because my Uncle and Dad are greedy

Rohan

HR

hikoHt

No.506318

AUR BETA ROHAN??? KAISEHO?? VANAUTA KYU NAHI JA RAHE HO

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506319

>>506314

Idc yaar you cannot find me. I have bigger problems.

Anonymous

IN

ICkzgd

No.506320

>>506256(OP)

>I get a chance to escape this shithole of misery and help my family

>idk if I should do that

Arjuna...

Anonymous

IN

zu+732

No.506321

>>506303

Tere uncle itne accha hai inki cock suck kariyo retirement ke time or ya to tu unka beta hai sunle unki baat sahi keh rahe

Anonymous

IN

zu+732

No.506322

>>506317

Ek saal tharak vs puri zindagi tharak humans really don't think much

Anonymous

IN

ICkzgd

No.506324

>>506272

This yaar

You can do college even after you are 25 or something.

You cannot always get this type of opportunity.

Life is not predictable.

Go go go go go

>>506303

He is right, the degree is fucking useless.

Trust me, I am a mid 20s unkil myself.

Anonymous

IN

LSyrPG

No.506325

>>506317

Brootalida yaar.

Blacked. A fate worse than getting gobarred...

US

GTKNYA

No.506327

>>506314

kek

>>506290

10 saal toh 2012 mein tha. Ab toh min. 20-25 saal lagega

Anonymous

IN

ICkzgd

No.506328

>>506317

>married in name

As long as you don't meet her and it can be annulled or cleanly divorced later, go for it.

If the conditions are not clear, don't agree to the marriage.

>>506317

>banging their gfs

You will be banging their gfs in a few years too if you play your cards right.

Rohan

HR

hikoHt

No.506330

>>506318

Beta VANUATU ME KOI INSTA POST MAT KARNA HAHAHAHHAGAGAGAG KOI ROHAN JO VANAUTU KE LOGS ME AAYEGA , its okay i wont do shit .

Btw rohan , this is one of the big moments of your life where u make a choice and regret it forever . And in these moments the best choice is to do something different from status quo. Make that decision dumbass . College badme manage ho sakta hai dw just go wherever life takes u

US

GTKNYA

No.506332

>>506317

it doesn't look too bad to spend a few months in isolation tbh. just spend time finishing your anime list or sum shit

Anonymous

IN

ICkzgd

No.506337

>>506330

yaar, kyu dox karte ho bhcies ko

this is why this place remains a shithole

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506339

>>506325

I dont need to have sex with her, but she will be in that Island. Ugh I hope she doesnt want to have real sex or some bs.

>>506332

6 months, 2 years of residence, meaning after 6 months I need to visit IN PERSON, for proof.

>>506328

I will need to sign a contract in person. We will divorce after its all sorted.

I just got this message, and I'm leaving sooner than I think, its over

Pajaat saab

!PQjJ0TDNsAFb+B8

IN

dDPHm8

No.506340

>>506337

He is just taking random names,yahan koi itna badha teerandaz nhi hai ki doxx krle ss she

Ragebaiting much

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506341

>>506303

>My uncle plans on getting the entire family EU citizen ships

Aise Uncle sabko mile, mama ya chacha?

Ok, if you are jus-soli of US just go there brother, they have best colleges unironically, go to Boston and live a out of world college life, people without citizenship will get worried about jobs and shit, just as an US born person you will be easily hired

Unless your uncle has some other plans, I think you should trust him, I would have, good luck

>No

Then fucking go, there is nothing here in Lundia, you will realise it later, stop being lazy and help your uncle in getting tax benefits. You have a golden Ticket of a lifetime ( lucky bastard)

Me in picrel btw

Anonymous

IN

goc2oc

No.506345

>>506341

They are telling me I will only lose 1-2 years, I cannot enroll in any other colleges.

Anonymous

ARYA

fowu9o

No.506346

>>506303

Just buy malta citizenship and you'll get EU blue card in a couple of years

Anonymous

IN

ortSNs

No.506347

very difficult choice

:rofl:

Anonymous

IN

2/gJTc

No.506348

>>506256(OP)

Chale jaa aisa mauka sabko nahi milta aise mauke ke liye to kayi launde apni maa tak chod sakte hai is lund desh mein

Anonymous

IN

ICkzgd

No.506350

>>506339

>I will need to sign a contract in person. We will divorce after its all sorted.

yaar go for it

You can marry a 9/10 human girl later for all you care.

>>506339

>I hope she doesnt want to have real sex

yaar just let her cheat.

See man

When god makes a lock, he makes a matching key.

Africans have massive dicks because African women have massive asses and coochies.

You are not even in a competition here even if you're 6 incher.

Don't ask me how I know

>>506339

Those are good airports. You will enjoy the trip.

Have fun anon.

>>506345

>I will only lose 1-2 years

Remain healthy and fit, and it won't matter.

Better than wasting 3-4 years slaving away and then getting replaced by a fresher who earns more than you after all those years.

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506351

>>506317

>BTW, I am also potentially going to be married in name to their business partners daughter.

>She's some african girl.

Sacrifice a little for the family bro, only if this marriage can be annulled, you can get a gorimem later

>All because my Uncle and Dad are greedy

They are smart and you are lucky to have them, just go to some jhuggi and see avg. Pajeets condition, hell see us. I know ur world view is different but listen to your family

Anonymous

IN

AJ10mA

No.506353

>>506339

>Ugh I hope she doesnt want to have real sex or some bs.

Dont worry yaar. Fly me to the island and I'll sacrifice myself for you and so the needful with your kaalupyaari wife :animu_horny_g::animu_horny_g::animu_horny_g:

Anonymous

IN

t13hw4

No.506358

>>506345

Bro, by being a US or EU citizen you will start college later ( they have great benifits for their citizens) no issue, baki meri maarzi bhai jo accha lge, have fun in India with ur friends, ur family will eventually find a way for your anyways if this isn't larp

Me in picrel btw:(

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