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TpmAqT
No.505485
>be me, BharatChan regular
>10,000 posts on /b/, elite shitposter, filter is nonexistent
>decide to check out "Reddit" because I heard there are girls there
>click on r/India
>first post is a 5-paragraph essay about the psychological impact of traffic jams
>"Where are the memes? Where is the slop?"
>see a post asking for "relationship advice"
>8/10 girl complaining her BF didn't buy her a specific type of sourdough bread
>think "This is my moment to redpill them"
>type out a classic Chan response: ">imagine being a breadcuck. just go gym and >gymmaxx bro. over for you."
>add a Pepe-clown.png for flavor
>click 'Post'
>BANNED
>Notification: "Your account has been permanently suspended for 'Harassment' and '>Toxic Masculinity'."
>mfw it took exactly 43 seconds
>go to r/Indiangirlsontinder to see some "action"
>it’s just 500 screenshots of "Hey" "Hi" "How are you"
>everyone in the comments is saying "You dropped this king "
>I reply: "Bait. Obvious fake chat. OP is a larper."
>DOWNVOTED TO OBLIVION (-452)
>get a "Reddit Cares" message in my inbox suggesting I seek mental help
>"The absolute state of these normies"
>try to use "bhenchod" as a comma like I do on the boards
>Auto-mod deletes it instantly
>realize the whole site is just people patting each other on the back for having the >same opinion
>mfw I can’t even see the funny green text color
>eyes burning from the "Light Mode" default
>close browser, clear cache, run CCleaner
>go back to the cozy toxicity of the boards
>be me, just back from the Reddit frontlines"
>"Bros, it’s a wasteland out there"
>feel safe again among the "nangu pangu" posters and 2-bit trolls
xTYpca
No.505488
>>505485(OP)
Randit is just a circlejerk for soyboy upper class indians
m8sVUs
No.505489
>>505485(OP)
Bhangi kab tak gutter se bhaagega. Gutter hi use zindagi dega. Welcome back.
6TRM4h
No.505497
>>505485(OP)
This is fiction. Reddit India is dead, your first description of posts may be accurate but your later description of bans isn’t. Yes reddit is insufferable but you’re mythologising both inch and Indian Reddit.
Inch has never had “elite shitposters” its had maybe one or two gems a season
6TRM4h
No.505499
>>505485(OP)
I cant prove it but this greentext has definitely used AI
6TRM4h
No.505500
>>505499
>eyes burning from the "Light Mode" default
>close browser, clear cache, run CCleaner
>go back to the cozy toxicity of the boards
What kind of faggot writes like this? “Cozy Toxicity of the boards”?
6TRM4h
No.505503
>>505500
Another dead give away is dub qoutes on “nangu pungu” and we dont have nangu pungu posters we have ALLAH ZUTT HANDOO RANDI posters.
