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+Yvc+d
No.505459
>be me, 23, corporate मजदूर
>office alarm goes off at 8:00 AM
>snooze it until 8:45 AM because "5 more minutes" is a lie I tell myself daily
>wake up in a panic, realize the geyser takes 15 minutes to heat
>have to choose: bath or breakfast
>choose neither, just a heavy dose of deodorant and a prayer
>sprint to the metro station like I'm qualifying for the Olympics
>see the train doors closing
>stick my laptop bag in the gap like a pro
>everyone inside looks at me like I just committed a felony
>squeezed between a guy who smells like onions and a pole that’s stickier than honey
>reach office, swipe card at 9:31 AM
>HR is already standing there like a final boss
>"Late again, Anon?"
>I just nod and head to my desk
>open Excel, stare at the same cell for 45 minutes
>boss walks by, I quickly Alt-Tab to a complex-looking graph
>it’s actually a Wikipedia page about the history of spoons
>lunch break comes, tiffin has bhindi... again
>mfw it's only Tuesday
>mfw I have to do this for another 35 years
>goes back to "working" while browsing BharatChan
NMvxFQ
No.505464
>>505459(OP)
Why you are awake its 2AM don't youbhave wage cuckery to perform tommorow
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No.505466
>>505464
I am used to it
rGAkiu
No.505467
>>505459(OP)
Mujhe dede yr apni job. I will fuck your HR as revenge
5BZH5y
No.505470
9NMyf8
No.505472
>>505459(OP)
Why? Is it not hybrid?
In my job, there is no fixed reporting time, I go at like 12 in afternoon and comeback by like 8 after gym, it's 2 days from office rest WFH
5BZH5y
No.505473
+Yvc+d
No.505474
>>505470
What do you do?
9NMyf8
No.505476
>>505473
>Kitna chaap leta hai mhine ka?
Brootal, it's embarassing to tell but wlb is good, I am just looking for some experience then MBA or switch to a proper dev role
