/b/ - Random

I was walking along a bridge and I saw what was clearly a bhaktbhangi speaking on his phone. He was speaking some nonsense like "Kya hua hoon meri maa laduki he kyoon ha" or some shit in Hindi. For some reason his shrill malnourished voice annoyed so much that I charged towards him, grabbed his legs and flipped him over the bridge. He fell screaming, head first into the rocks below. I saw his body twitching and quickly ran away from that place.

There was no one in the vicinity at that time. Do you guys think I could get into trouble for this?

And then op woke up

>>132740

Stfu brainlet.

>>132738(OP)

>Do you guys think I could get into trouble for this?

Yes. You could be lingamed by mod for larping shamelessly

>>132738(OP)

Is this the same bhaktbhangi who pulls down your pants in school daily?

>>132745

Nothing about my story is preposterous. Only low t people would think that.

>>132748

It's been more than 15 years since I've graduated school and no Hindicel went to my school. This was a random malnourished bhaiyya fag.

>>132738(OP)

Ok but what happened after you woke up?

>>132742

Realistically, OP has not won a school fight in his life. He would cry if someone talks mean to him. Don't say such things, the retards take it at face value.

>>132756

>15 yrs since u graduated..

>2010

>So you are atleast 35-40 yrs old.

Ok unkill

>>132763

Cope. This is real. Don't feel threatened but these things do happen in real life.

>40yr old faggot larping in sandasforum

Have some shame faggot, what does your wife think about this if she finds out. Or are you an eternal single chudcel

>>132767

Sure op it happened ,

>>132778

Just to spite you, I will search for another modislave family and exterminate them 😈.

dasyu, do the needful and share his ip to police

>>132749

>Implying the low T people would think that

>Implying online hormonal seethe is high T

>Implying a lack of impulse control is high T

>Implying can't speak Hindi, clearly feminine

>Clearly is fertile and ovulating strongly today

>Baiting high T men to meet his fertile needs

Anon? Zara yaha aana, tumhari goad bharu.

>>132785

didnt know we had such manchild larpers in bhach who had modi living rentfree in their heads.

>>132786

Since he admitted to a crime online, Dayush is legally obligated to share his IP to police. Also the idiot probably thinks this is some kind of a genius bait, but of cops do get involved, good fucking luck convincing this was a joke lmao.

They will literally find an unsolved case, blame it on you, and get their promotion. Some of these nanhe anons are so genuinely retarded lmao.

>>132738(OP)

>Even in their fantasies inchcel has to sucker punch to win a fight

>>132792

Dayush won't do that, it's not his responsibility to actively share up unless asked and no one will browse this shit hole if he starts distributing ips on baits

>>132787

>tranime.

Hope you complete your transition anon :)

>>132790

Wtf, nothing about this is LARP. How is any of this far fetched?

>>132796

Let the newfag have his law and order fantansies. Jeet police barely investigate irl crimes but yeah, they'll investigate a shitpost on the mongolian throat singing forum kek.

>>132796

4chan and 8chan were in same delusions lmao.

>>132801

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYVnEfCIL4Q?si=XUb6i70S26xw868M&t=1183[embed]

>>132818

nufags will say its all safe

>>132818

Misaki isn't coming anon.

>>132818

>>132822

When will the newfags learn, the admin is not your shield to be retarded under. Its why things that breach legality, gets banned. If that's not done, you'll just get 4 chan situation with half of users being CBI, NIA and IB. Comply or crumble.

>>132738(OP)

>Weak bait and unironically schizos

Why are you jobless parasites like this?

>>132887

Idle mind is the devils workshop

>>132887

>>132890

The (you)s give me a dopamine rush. You gotta problem with that?

>>132890

You can almost visualise a jobless guy on the other side. How sad would one needs to be to act this way? Being a hotspot for insults on a chan is most complicated form of masochistic faggotry if I have ever seen one.

>>132900

some day you might be in his place, you will not realize it today but you will be in his place.

>>132900

Why are you fags acting melodramatic over an obvious shitpost?

>>132903

Insane Cope lmao. Nothing is making me lose my MNC corpo jaab, or fall this this level of sub human behaviour lmao.

>>132905

Why are you getting hormonal over a bait, kek.

>>132917

I'm surprised you people still get worked up over obvious baits. It's so outlandish it's comical and yet so many responses.

>>132797

>H..hope!.Mm! y..ouUU!!

>C..Cummplete you..oh!

>tra~ahhh!!!

>ANON!!! <3

Plap Plap Plap, Get Pregnant.

>>132923

That's an excellent point, but unfortunately that neither makes OP any less of a faggot, who lacks any and all joy in life. Nor it gives him a job, so he is finally a decent member of society who matters.

With all of the people, OP has disappointed in his life, as an utter failure of man, his sole purpose as this huge hormonal mess is to serve as our potential cock sleeve. He should give up in the larp of a man, when he knows all his sense of joy comes from being hurt virtually. He should help the Incels on Bhachan get their cocks wet, with his bussy which is twitching right as he reads this. He needs a deeper rougher experience.

>>132929

pajeet, you are double replying to the same poster with fanart, what makes you so high and mighty?

How about you follow your advice and post the hippokrushi image here?

>>132925

>>132929

yaar stop posting porn

>>132929

>>132925

>Pajeet posting hentai, writing hentai dialogue, thinks he is cool and has self-awareness and insists he is totally not buttmad about the post.

Hearty kek. Stick to writing fanfics about your fictional UC country Rajesh. I'm sure that's more dignifying than this.