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Vishwaguru moment no. 983794
nd6nc2
No.5487
>be Pakistan
>terrorists shoot up civilians in Pahalgam, India
>think it's just another Tuesday
>India.exe loads Operation Sindoor
>hyper-nationalist rage mode: activated cross-border fireworks commence
>Pakistan: "oH nO, mUh jEtS!"
>claims they shot down Indian fighters
>zero evidence, zero wreckage, only broken dreams
>Indian jets still flying, memes intensify panic.jpg
>rushes to Saudi Arabia like a kid tattling to mom
>Saudi: "If you touch Pakistan, you touch Me"
>Pakistan thinks it's invincible now
>starts chest-thumping on Twitter again
>few weeks later
>Afghan delegates sipping chai with Jaishankar
>friendly nods, subtle smirks
>next morning: BOOM
>Afghanistan attacks Pakistan border posts
>kills 58 Pak Army soldiers
>Pakistan: "wait… y-you can't do that.... Saudi???"
>Saudi: crickets
>India watching from the sidelines
>entire region realizing Pakistan’s bluff has no backup
>global diplomacy speedrun
>Pakistan still coping via state TV and conspiracy videos
>mfw karma hits harder than an Indian airstrike
Just another Vishwaguru moment under Modi's leadership
oym6YZ
No.5489
>>5487(OP)
kek remember the epic failure over 6-0 
wtBR0e
No.5491
5H8eNW
No.5493
>>5491
6 members of Al Zutt tribe visited poohammad
5H8eNW
No.5494
JGLou9
No.5498
>>5489
Yan our faggot IAF Sardar should not have publicly admitted it. Very bad at pr.
