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This madarchod ka pilla ruined my life

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500738

Up until this day I thought bhch had original posters. This madarchod is using gorillion IPs in the same thread. I wonder how many other baits has he made. He claims to be FP also. Blaady bhangi fuck you.

Anonymous

IN

Gl6ZP9

No.500741

>>500738(OP)

He is Spachad not FP

And this bhangi spams threads

Anonymous

HP

39Pn08

No.500744

>>500738(OP)

Poor pattern recognition skills on your part. By now, i am able to spot him by his writing style. If its an obvious cáste state bait post with pepe its a dead giveaway.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500746

>>500741

Abe SpaChad main hu yaar

Vo hoga FP sayd.

t. Jat from Chandigarh

Anonymous

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Gl6ZP9

No.500747

>>500744

To be honest i confused that NCR gujjar and Chandigarh jaat to be same person, they both had similar typing style and post similar retarded baits

Anonymous

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Gl6ZP9

No.500748

>>500746

https://bharatchan.com/board/b/thread/500496#post-500745

Anonymous

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R7Anme

No.500755

>>500747

>>500748

Same hi hai lodu kek, still falling for it. There's just one ncr chamaar/chuddar, who seethes till 3 am. You will neither see any of his larps when even at least one isn't around

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500756

>>500744

ek aur bhosdika phas gaya dekho. abe lodu it is literally me making this thread.

>poor pattern recognition

kuch nahi hoga tum baccho se

Anonymous

IN

Gl6ZP9

No.500757

>>500755

Isne 2 persona bana liye kya online

Anonymous

IN

R7Anme

No.500759

>>500757

Choti jaati ka koi persona nahi hota, k2we maar ke jaate hai kabhi ponge

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500760

>>500756

>make bait thread with 3 IPs

>uber seethe

>make another thread abusing yourself for making bait thread

>retards think they have uber PR skills

>fail to see through the whole thing

OH MY FUCKING GOD. i have literally toyed with you all for months now.

Anonymous

IN

R7Anme

No.500762

>>500760

Tere threads pe sirf tu khud hi reply karta hai 3 am takk chmaar. All other threads are dead kek

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500765

>>500762

lmao. jaake thread padhle bete kitno ki mari hai. this is probably my fifth 3am thread in 2 months. most are evening threads when i wake up. also i am literally a 19yo NEET what do you expect.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500767

>>500755

Abe meri night shift hoti hai, I do remote work for US clients.

Aur fast likhne mein language kharab hoti hai.

I live in Chandigarh and told my story today Holi ke uplaksh mein kek

Kal to mast party hogi society mein, tum saalo sadte raho, thoo

>>500757

Mere to 10 persona hai, gand mein dum ho kisi ke to doxx krke dikaye

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500769

>>500759

Terí maa hogi choti jaati ki chamar saale

Moot pi thoda sa

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500770

>>500767

>Kal to mast party hogi society mein, tum saalo sadte raho, thoo

based.

>Mere to 10 persona hai, gand mein dum ho kisi ke to doxx krke dikaye

uber based. mai khud 50 log ban chuka hoon atp. DE SHAW bhangi, IIT guwahati bhangi sab mai hi hoon. ye chamaar roz ludak jaate hain. the only true persona of mine is outside /b/.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500771

>>500765

Ab tu 2 saal Denmark mein bhi rah liya nanhejeet

Uncle ke paas bohot Sara Paisa hai kya?

Also, we are ruling this forum btw kek

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500773

>>500770

mera to bhai hai DE SHAW mai aur didi IIT guwahati ki. isliye larp karta hoon. wo kaun hai amriki behen ka lund shin, wo roz reply deta hai kekda. kal use bandi banaane ki tips di thi lmao.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500777

>>500770

Aaj Shin nahi aya, vo sahi bnda hai, bichara thand mein marr rha hoga.

>mai khud 50 log ban chuka hoon atp. DE SHAW bhangi, IIT guwahati bhangi sab mai hi hoon.

Topkek yaar, yaha bache hai saare, roj bait hote hai, I used to be banned daily earlier, ab to free ahnd de diya Dayush ne

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500778

>>500771

yes sirs. 2014 se 2016 mai tha denmark mai. ek thread mai likha bhi tha ki settle hounga pajeetia ke bahar to scandi cunt mai hi hounga.

>bohot saara paisa

bhai khaandaani hisaab kitaab hai kaafi. mai personally 12th pass hoon bas. is saal kuch nahi padh raha. most probably psychology and philosophy padhunga. jo 1 2 sigmund freud aur book waale post the tolstoy dostoyevsky wo bhi mere the

>ruling

in bhangio ki ma chudi kek. maja aaya.

Anonymous

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39Pn08

No.500781

>>500756

Sed life if you think its a bait post. Shitting on yourself lmao.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500782

>>500777

>banned

sahi mai yaar. boht ban kiya dyaush ne aur uske modjeets ne.

>shin

haan sahi banda hai. but yaar wo bhi randput jhaant goonjhad ponge shit mai phas jaata hai. ek din maine out of concern use reply kar dia tha ki bhai soosad mat kar liyo. little does he know mai khud 19 ka hoon.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500784

>>500773

Accha, sahi hai bhai.

Tera school ho gya? Bahar niklo Lundia se bc.

Vo Shin midwest mein kisi univ. mein hai, paresan rhta hai, I've given him advice as well multiple times

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500785

>>500781

okay sirs. enjoy your jhadu poccha phorum.

>shitting on yourself

i have no morals kek. i dont need to have all this reddit faggotry. ye sab tum pajeets ke liye chhodta hoon main.

>captcha NCR

kekda

Anonymous

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39Pn08

No.500786

Also thanks for falling for my post and outting yourself so soon.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500787

>>500784

shin badhia banda hai. lundia se nikal rahe hai yaar dheere dheere. scandi cunt mai dikkat hai bhai citizenship ki. aise hi nahi mil jaati which is not surprising given how good they are. bade bhai ki job sweden shift ho gayi to mummy papa to chale jaenge, mai nahi ja paunga (muh rules). isliye UK hi hai last option.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500789

>>500786

sir mai waise bhi doosri thread mai sab bata chuka. sherlock kam ban behenchod :kek:

>saaar i phigured it out saaar

lmao no.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500794

>>500778

Sahi hai bhai, I'm older than you, take my advice. Get a good course and settle outside.

Agar philosophy hi padhni hai tu bahar se hi krio

I did that chips vali posts. Acchi hai kafi chips.

Anonymous

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YcOFlG

No.500796

>>500738(OP)

Bhai mei hu real wala gujjar

Uss thread mei west up ke baare mei discussion chal raha tha

Toh mei dekh raha tha

Beech mei ek mughalput gujjaro ko gaali dene laga phir mei bhi dene laga

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500797

>>500794

you remember that pepe with autist cap who posted nutrition stats in that thread. that is me kek. maine khud khai. parmesan best lagi yaar.

haan karunga to pajeetia se bahar hi. yahan koi value na hai is degree ki.

Anonymous

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39Pn08

No.500798

>>500785

You arent even a good baiter. Making gorillion posts daily to brute force your way into getting a reaction even then you end up making half of the reply posts in the thread. You are rambling on this board like a schizoid.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500800

>>500796

abe yaar ab tak nahi samjhe. wo mughal ka moot mai hi hoon haar. is thread aur us thread ka OP.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500803

>>500798

this is literally my first bait this week. go sleep nufag. no more (you)s for the midwit you are.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500806

>>500782

Vo fasta hai apni galti se, vrna he wants to discuss normal things. Uska Rajput jaag jata hai andar ka kek

<Apan dono hi raaj kar rhe hai kek

Add me on Discord of u want.

https://discord.gg/XDWDPuuw

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500809

>>500806

haan bas randput likhte hi machal jaata hai bechaara.

based sir but i dont use discord. i use nothing except imageboards. thanks for the invite though.

ab kuch lodu kahenge hum dono ek doosre ka choos rahe hain, ya fir even worse, dono ek hi hai KEK

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500810

>>500787

Han Denmark kafi strict hai migration par, but best country hai western Europe mein.

Baki to jada librandu hai

UK mat jaio bhai, my friend is there, bohot lafda hai, no jobs and falling economy.

Only if u get into a great university.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500811

>>500797

>>500810

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500812

>>500810

thanks for the advice sirs. bhaiya bhi keh raha ha ki UK mai dikkat ghani hai. btw do you speak khadi boli

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500813

>>500781

>>500798

Chal be chakke

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500814

>>500813

yaar inka kuch nahi hona. inke hisaab se koi 3 tak jaag ke maze kar raha hai to he is wasting his life.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500818

>>500809

Accha sahi hai, main bhi discord nhi chalta itna, bas wanted to connect to a like minded person.

Social media se to dur hi hai ham bhi kek

Kahn de inhe jo kehna hai

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500820

>>500818

yaar you are based jaat.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500821

>>500812

Han bhai you are at right age to decide, kash maine bhi sahi decision liya hota uss time par, fass gya Lundia mein, bohot dukh hota hai yaar.

It's the worst country bc

>btw do you speak khadi boli

Han bhai, main to hu yahi ka, par gaon mein nhi rhta to can't write it properly can speak tho

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500823

>>500814

Main to thoda online kaam mein lga rhta hu to jagta hu, baki apan normal bnde to nhi hai vrna iss jagah ka pta kaise chalta lol

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500826

>>500820

Casté vgera sab bekar baat hai, mera to sapna Germany jaake ek Aryan ladki se lingam krke dilute hone ka tha, yahin fass gya.

Dekho kitni life hai ab !!

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500827

>>500821

aap job haver ho? what jobs does chandigarh have though?

>>500821

got it got it. based anyways.

>>500823

yaar mere dost ne mujhe 9th ke end mai 4chan ke baare mai bata diya. bas tabse yahin hoon mai kek.

>not normal

definitely

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500830

>>500826

uber based. (indian) literally chudaap hai and i say this as so called UC. chodi and co dont care about UC LCs dont care about UC. jiske paas paise hain wahi balwaan. i feel sad for JEEfags doing càste kanging here. mai to wo kartik sharma ko likh bhi chuka, padhle bc BGTOW WGTOW mai na dhara kuch.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500831

>>500827

Bhai ham 2-3 log digital marketing krte hai thoda bohot. Ab to Kam ho gya hai kaam, AI ke baad se

>4chan ke baare mai bata diya

Main to US politics dekhta tha vaha se pta lga, but apart from pol and b 4chan is very good and informative.

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500832

>>500831

>apart from pol and b 4chan is very good and informative.

nothing but facts. padhne waali aadat /lit/ se hi aai meri ar baaki arch loonix from /g/. based bai 4chan. is chuttad forum pe bas bait karo kek.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500834

>>500830

Sab bekar baatein hai bhai, there is no end. Agar koi choti EU country hoti to kuch solution krke chal jata kaam, par yaha to Roz nahi jaati aato hai, 1.4 Billion people, ye desh aisa hi rhega.

Log sochte hai 1-2 kaam ho jye to ham safe hai, it's over for Lundian Republic.

Tum to bhai mast bahar niklo, bhul jao India ko, kash meri bhi kismat mein aisa hota. Par ab to jo hai so hai

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500836

chalo sir mai chala kino consooom karne. kahin takraaya aapse yahan fir to mulakaat hogi.

>mfw i met the first based guy here

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500838

>>500830

JEEfags to bichare paresan hai, jo couse krke acchi job kar rhe hai unke mje hai.

Mera ek school ka ladka Amity se CS krke aaj Google mein hai bc 60lpa, kon rok skta hai sahi jagah ki mehnat ko

Tum Arts se ho kya?

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500842

>>500832

Han yahan to bas 6-7 log hai bas

Vaise ab main nhi karunga bait thread, tum bhi rokna 3-4 din, dekhte hai agar accha kuch nikalta hai idhar se

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500843

>>500836

Main bhi kuch dekhne Jaa rha, if u want to connect: Discord- aksdkxm

>mfw i met the first based guy here

Same bhai

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500845

>>500838

na bhai mai science se hoon. i am not a dumbfag. i literally had 37 points out of 45 in IB board.

mera school shin ko bataaya tha maine, trio international bhangilore.

mujhe JEE wagera ka utna idea nahi tha aur na hi mann tha rat race mai. mujhe bas psychology mai interest hai aur thoda boht art mai.

>>500842

haan yaar ab nahi kar raha. karunga to bohot baad mai. isliye maine aaj saara kaccha chhitta khol diya. wo jo RJ flaggot tha na jo pooch raha tha about bamans from west UP wo mai tha. uske baad maine thread banai finally ki ab endgame.

>>500843

thanks sirs.

Anonymous

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lXdJKp

No.500846

>>500843

noted your username. kabhi account banaaya to karunga PM.

Anonymous

HP

39Pn08

No.500849

>>500830

>i feel sad for JEEfags doing càste kanging here.

Assuming they are serious about jee to begin with. 90% of jeecels are only in it half assedly and due to hive mind and parental and social pressure.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500850

>>500845

IB Board, nice yaar, hame to pta hi nhi tha iske baarein mein

Sahi hai bhai, you have means and motivation to settle outside, aur Papa ka property ka kaam kon dekhega? Vo bhi bait tha

Main bhi nhi kar rha ab bait vgera, yaha se chodne ka Mann krta hai, but I've too much free time and not many regular friends. Sed lyf hai abhi kafi

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500851

>>500846

Thanx, koi aur means ho connect krne ka to, post. It was great to talk to you brother.

Have a great life !

Anonymous

IN

lXdJKp

No.500852

>>500850

>Vo bhi bait tha

nahi yaar. 3 IP waale reveal ke baad sab sach tha. dikkat yahi to hai. bhaiya ka plan hai job sweden switch karke family ko le jaane ka. but adult siblings arent allowed according to their laws. tabhi to padh raha hoon taaki job mil paaye bahar nahi to lundia mai hi wo bhi NCR mai rehna padega.

>>500851

aur kuch nahi hai sirs. wish you a great life too.

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500856

>>500852

Chalo sahi hai, apna kuch kash nhi reveal krne ka, ab krunga bhi nhi bait thread vaise, mann bhar gya :(

Sweden is great for people with good job, weather is hard tho, not too vibrant like Western Europe tho

Han bhai krlo koi accha course, education is the only thing where u should spent most of ur money, log shadi mein kharch krte hai, mere father ne mujhe sarkari Naukri ke chakkar me fasa dia, ab bekar chizo mein college se jada kharch hota hai, chalo jane do..

NCR to gas chamber hai bhai, aur dusri jagah south vgera mein hum log adjust nhi kar payenge. My dream is a life in New England suburb, aaahh

Anonymous

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pQnPas

No.500857

>>500852

>aur kuch nahi hai sirs. wish you a great life too.

Chalo koi nhi, phir sayd kbhi baat na ho.

Move out, get a Gori partner.

<Lucky are the ones who leave India

Mera sapna to nhi ho payega kbhi pura. Wish you well !! Goodbye.

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