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Femanon

TR

gFW+Ve

No.468675

So hi guys I made a thread about my date with my BF on Valentine's day and promised to share the details but couldn't as I was busy with my bf first on shiv ratri and then being drunk the next day lol. Some of you all wanted all the tea, so here it goes, I will try my best to do a green text like you guys, (and yes it goes good at the end)

>Be I, 11 am just excited.

>He comes to pick me up on his sports bike.

>Brings this huge bouquet i posted that day

>I give Him a kiss on his lips, you may not know how it feels but was amazing.

>We go to this arcade He wanted to go , I m not so fond of it but all for Him ig.

>It was fun I won't deny, everything He chooses is good.

> He took me to the movie hall next door, I wanted to watch wuthering heights but He is all

about bollywood for sm reason. Didn't listen to a word of my protests lol

>So we go to this action/romance of shahid kapoor.

>Didn't even pay attention much, His hands all over me for 3 hours lol

>Get out and go to the cafe, ordered food. I am generally a vegetarian but He doesn't care and ordered non veg, wine, hookah and the like.

>Great food but costs like crazy. He paid it all.

>We leave the mall by 6 pm and He drives me on His bike to a far off place.

>We reached this hotel He booked on outskirts of city , a bit high up in mountains.

> While riding He tried to do that movie scene where the girl comes and sits in front of the hero on bike facing him , but failed lol. Couldn't do it.

>Reached the hotel. He went inside to get fresh.

>Thats when i posted that bouquet.

> He called me to give him a towel, I hurried inside and He grabbed me and pulled me in the shower hehe.

>Clicked a picture in the mirror , His big body being so larger than mine, man I wish I could post for you all to see. You would love it.

>Get out, change and go down for dinner.

>Already all arrangements done. Candle night dinner by this little river view down, beautiful european music playing.

>Come home by 10

>Get ready to make love.

>Amazing feeling, prolly the best I had for 3 hours straight.

>Kiss and cuddle and fall asleep.

>Have the feeling of being the luckiest girlfriend.

There you have it. Hope you liked hearing about it, ofcourse you did. Love you guys, you are like my girlies who listen to my bf.

Anonymous

IN

g/gJ1r

No.468676

Ain't reading all that

Chal ab chut dikha randi

KA

tQ4XHW

No.468678

>>468675(OP)

>picrel

i would feel disgusted if i ever had a woman that height. it just feels weird as fuck. I'm not settlin' till I find a girl taller than 5'7

Anonymous

IN

M+ZjFB

No.468679

>>468676

>Randi

Yaar pajeet. Ye to larping londa hai.

Femanon

TR

7R1nz+

No.468684

>>468678

I am 5'8, that image is cute tho.

Femanon

TR

7R1nz+

No.468685

>>468676

Sorry not for tiny incels

Anonymous

IN

iIGTfC

No.468694

>>468675(OP)

>Amazing feeling, prolly the best I had for 3 hours straight.

Elaborate. Need more details on this

Femanon

TR

gFW+Ve

No.468733

>>468694

Hmm let me think, so we came from cafe and right in coridoor he started kissing me. Difficult opening the door due to our hands being busy. Smhow we managed to get it open and he lifted me up, to his chest and we kept kissing. He then threw me on the bed and started pulling my jeans. Down. Rest you can imagine haha

Anonymous

UN

7pWcwD

No.468735

>>468675(OP)

>goblin on goblin love

Why should I care lmao? Tho srsly how do you even wake up each day willing to continue living, I'd kms if I were a Gobbar Goblin like you.

Anonymous

UN

7pWcwD

No.468738

>>468735

Like you're so fucking ugly, hurts my head just to imagine that pic, lmao. Both of you sub-humans don't deserve to live.

Anonymous

IN

NT6kZJ

No.468739

>>468675(OP)

Nice greentext bibottom.

Femanon

TR

Hy5TSK

No.468742

>>468735

>>468738

Love the seethe. :animu_laugh_g:

Anonymous

UN

7pWcwD

No.468744

>>468742

>Seethe

Lmao, Gobbar I'm glad to not even be in the same state as you... and quite thankful to your BF for taking the bullet for us.

Bengali Rad

HR

+iFdlf

No.468746

>>468742

>manlet

kek, ironic yaar gaybottom

Femanon

TR

k9fRlr

No.468783

>>468744

>Still seething

Femanon

TR

k9fRlr

No.468784

>>468746

?

Femanon

TR

k9fRlr

No.468789

>>468744

>Like you're so fucking ugly, hurts my head just to imagine that pic, lmao. Both of you sub-humans don't deserve to live.

>Picrel.

This place is always amusing.

Anonymous

DL

t8IWzO

No.468832

>>468675(OP)

Deviiiiii

Anonymous

IN

iIGTfC

No.468848

>>468733

>Rest you can imagine haha

I can't. Spill the full tea sista

Anonymous

DL

UvGG72

No.468882

>>468675(OP)

Just to confirm, devi, you are kashmiri with a half persian half baniya boyfriend right? Sorry for my forward attitude and insolence.

Anonymous

IN

Lw4ebR

No.468903

>>468882

He will just pump and dump her no one wants to deal with librandan pajeetni fir rest if their life

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