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Anonymous

IN

YaI/9R

No.373554

Good evening pyaaron~

Are you a man who will fake being scared of their pyaari wife, if it makes you more attractive in her eyes?

Anonymous

IN

xkkvlP

No.373557

>>373554(OP)

Red Flag

Anonymous

IN

Tbvv0k

No.373570

>>373554(OP)

>north east fakery

Anonymous

IN

klhltR

No.373576

^Ewww gobar

Anonymous

IN

yepYrH

No.373676

:anime_yui_blush:

Anonymous

IN

nINpLv

No.373735

🤓

Anonymous

IN

yepYrH

No.374057

pyaari bumpu

NL

Nu3hy2

No.374136

>>373554(OP)

Anan Technologically speaking, is it normal to try out if the dvi port works in your old camputar when you try to connect it to a new monitor ujing a hdmi cable and a dvi to hdmi connector costing 200 rupees and then play the 1080 p Bhlog of your pyari si najuk kali wali waife and check every pixel out there and test the durability of the monitor by chumming everytaime her pyari lipsand tongue appears on the screen?

It it not a street smart thang technologically speaking to check electronics goods like that?

Can any anan working in the monitor manufacturing factory confirm if this is how the companies want us to test out their products?

NL

Nu3hy2

No.374142

>>373735

chummiiiiiiiiiiiii

Anonymous

IN

yepYrH

No.374267

>>374136

Yes. This is exactly what companies want the consumers to do. It's very normal.

I'm a board certified monitorologist. Trust me anaan:animu_eat:

Anonymous

IN

Yn9sUd

No.374282

chikki chaap

IN

X0EfRa

No.374319

>>374282

yaar gobarjeeta

Anonymous

IN

8aXctb

No.374360

>>374136

Ekdum mid hai yaar

Anonymous

IN

nINpLv

No.374469

AP

Nu3hy2

No.374614

>>374267

>>374267

>I'm a board certified monitorologist. Trust me anaan

soda soda ananmas, you seem to be the most genuine certification provider

AP

Nu3hy2

No.374618

>>374469

yaar this pyari's bladeee brother always seemed like a creep and I just couldn't point out what it was. This faggit keeps touching my wiafe, he must be raped by someone else's BDL and hung by the mall road, dehradun.

Then I went on to watch her Bhlog with hinthi titlewa that I can't read about them going to haridwar or sum other narthie ghat for bhagwan. And this bladeee brother turned out to be the one manipulating the pyari to do cringe nautanki and cringe pranks and sponsors of that katbulle.

Whenever the pyari is left alone, she makes absolute kino bhlogs like slice of laife animu but whenever the bhadwa brother is in the vicinity and gains control of the production, he makes her do cringe thangs for views.

this behaviour is similar to a nalayak unemployed friend of mine who too used to make use of her mid but rapeable cousin imouto to make retarded videos on jewtube but to no avail.

Just the fake look of excitement and fake acting cringes me out.

Bladee bhadwa just get a majdoor jaab and leave her alone. It should only be my duty to manipulate the pyari todo weird thangs for myself.

This pyari looks upto him and does what he says with utter obedience. I blame the parents. They are delaying her marriage to me. If only she was marriaged to me, she wouldbe so habby bounded by the 4 walls of my slum house, cladded in a ghonghat wale saaree covering every mm of her faine bodywa. Lekin nei, humoh toh ladki ko aur padhana hain aur jaab karwaneko mangta.

Bladee I hate her simpoid audience. They are normalising the fact that she should have a bf. Bladeee nyo, she should be married to me wher I could pin her to a century old sofa in my house and play gudi gudi with her kamar-area and sexxos her right there with the corpse of her bhadwa bhai's body lying cold with his blood still in my palms, yeah.

Father Painbringer

IN

28UqAu

No.374622

>>374618

Yaar pedo, you will rape your own daughter one day.

Anonymous

IN

1aBh2V

No.374720

>>373570

AASI baddies for win. Chinki can't compete

Anonymous

IN

GQr0z/

No.374881

pyari

Anonymous

IN

9ISSF/

No.375222

>>374618

>And this bladeee brother turned out to be the one manipulating the pyari to do cringe nautanki and cringe pranks and sponsors of that katbulle.

Exactly yaar. Even that sponsor video was done because of her brother.

>Whenever the pyari is left alone, she makes absolute kino bhlogs like slice of laife animu but whenever the bhadwa brother is in the vicinity and gains control of the production, he makes her do cringe thangs for views.

Fucking this!

Look at this clip from her bhloggg. She was singing a kino song until that bhadva interrupted her out of nowhere:anime_disgust:

Good thing he lives far away in some hostel or shit, which is why he is not in most of the videos.

Anonymous

IN

9ISSF/

No.375226

>>374618

>Bladeee nyo, she should be married to me wher I could pin her to a century old sofa in my house and play gudi gudi

:animu_top_view:

Anonymous

IN

IbwU6s

No.375517

:cloud_moji_chota-go.png:

AP

Nu3hy2

No.375661

>>375517

AP

Nu3hy2

No.375668

>>375222

I want her shy and weird like. kab barbad karneko milega yaaron is pyaari ko?

Anonymous

IN

bSyxvX

No.375830

>>375668

>Literally 0 makeup yet mogs 99% of indian female population.

Broootal yaar

Anonymous

IN

IbwU6s

No.375915

>>375668

new totli vlog out!

Anonymous

IN

Zez8yR

No.375932

>>374136

>>374618

>>375222

>>375668

Thousands of qt but isko dekhta hun to shant ho jata hun

Anonymous

IN

IbwU6s

No.375974

Yaar I just noticed that they never show the face of the baap.

He's treated like Miss bellum from powerpuff girls for some reason.

Anonymous

IN

IbwU6s

No.375977

must be a RAW ka agent or some shiz:glowie:

Anonymous

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IbwU6s

No.375981

>>375932

:cloud_moji_chota-go.png:

AP

Nu3hy2

No.376244

>>375915

ananwa she is angry at you. You didn't tell us she made a poll. I could have bullied her dammit

AP

Nu3hy2

No.376245

>>375974

yes yaar like actual slice of life animu where the face of the male is hidden. But here that bhadwa bhai propps up like an annoying pop up ad either in flesh or in video call. I hate him!!!!

AP

Nu3hy2

No.376246

>>375830

>pyaaari to gobarjeetas

AP

Nu3hy2

No.376247

>>375932

she is a MUGI-ji psyop to cure us from demoralisation

Anonymous

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/AOJkZ

No.376288

>>376244

What would you choose?

Bolo bolo. Front or back camera?:animu_eat:

Anonymous

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/AOJkZ

No.376289

>>376245

>But here that bhadwa bhai propps up like an annoying pop up ad either in flesh or in video call

KEK

Anonymous

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EKgDlP

No.376290

>>376246

absolute cinema

AP

Nu3hy2

No.376296

>>376288

front hi bolne mangta to annoy her more and would have used some ragebaits in the comments lekin in reality I watch her using brave browser not while logged in. Dammit

Anonymous

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mvS+dz

No.376301

>>376296

>I watch her using brave browser not while logged in. Dammit

Itna kaheko darte ho yaar? Just like, subscribe and watch it in mobile.

Anonymous

IN

gIzjuV

No.376630

pyaari dancuuu

Anonymous

IN

G8T0lz

No.377368

thu thu thu

Kitne ameer anon pyaare tum

AP

Nu3hy2

No.377585

>>377368

damn anan this was what I was talking about. if that bhadwa bhai was away from the camera, this would be the sheit. When I had first watched her do this, my heart was filed with peace as if she had seen all the blade runner memes and was re-enacting them for us but how could she? She seems way too innocent to have gone through those brootal blackpill memes.

i can't even load anythang more than 10 mb but I recognized this scene just by the thumbnail. I love her yaaron

Anonymous

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dY9sWE

No.377594

>>377368

kek her bhaiya looks like the typical khhv incel memexam fag. How can the same parents produce such extreme variations of offspring.

>thu thu thu

:pepe_blush: :animu_horny_g:

Anonymous

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G8T0lz

No.377633

>>377585

>i can't even load anythang more than 10 mb but I recognized this scene just by the thumbnail

ye lo pyaare, 2 mb ki file.

Anonymous

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G8T0lz

No.377638

>>377585

I know yaar. He's like that annoying little fly that keeps hovering and buzzing near your desserts.

Anonymous

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G8T0lz

No.377640

>>377594

>How can the same parents produce such extreme variations of offspring.

Males always get the shorter end of the stick yaar. I have seen countless siblings irl where the brother is an inceljeet and the sister is a cutiepie.

Anonymous

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ANOsIz

No.377645

>>377585

:cloud_moji_chota-go.png:

Anonymous

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ANOsIz

No.377919

AP

Nu3hy2

No.378025

>>377633

ananmas, now all I need to do is stick a newspaper on that moids face and test out the new monitor once more by chumming her on the lips. yeah. She reminds me so much of the bihari qti pi in her prime yaar.

She used to do this to me back then.

>>377640

>>377594

my cousin is the exact opposite. His sister got the shot end of the stick.

>>377633

> 2 mb ki file

thanku anan, here have the full hd of the original much more chummiable reel of the pyaari

>>377919

she is so soft yaar

Anonymous

IN

3KlvZU

No.378199

>>378025

>ananmas, now all I need to do is stick a newspaper on that moids face and test out the new monitor once more by chumming her

topkek

Anonymous

IN

3KlvZU

No.378200

>>378025

The jhaadu to dupatta transition is too funny yaar.

Anonymous

IN

qk7kyD

No.378287

>>378025

She looks underage :glowie:

Anonymous

IN

//0L36

No.378288

Stop posting even implied underage people otherwise i will nuke this entire thread.

Anonymous

IN

VYc6Mx

No.378395

>>378287

Yuibhangi is a high ranking CBI ka sarkari baabu.

He can say whatever he wants under the guise of his "work" while he monitors this place.

Anonymous

IN

VeKh6A

No.378705

pyaari bumpu

Anonymous

IN

VeKh6A

No.378709

>>378288

:kot_kiss:

Anonymous

IN

VeKh6A

No.378710

>>373570

What would a cross between NE and BDL look like?

Anonymous

IN

RBnEpT

No.379034

limbu pani

MN

Nu3hy2

No.379530

>>379034

what habbened ananmas? are we barred from posting /our-pyaari/ ? did someone pressurize gayush?

Bahut rona arella ananmas, bahut blackpilled pheel horella mereko ab.

kuch accha nai jarella apan ka life mein. this was really a faine stress buster thread ananmas.

mera dill itna dukh nai sahrella aur.........

MN

Nu3hy2

No.379542

>>378288

ananmas, what habbened to you yaar? is everything all right?

Anonymous

IN

NvgCGg

No.379557

>>379530

jeetas got jealous that they were getting mogged by someone with 0 makeup

Anonymous

IN

NvgCGg

No.379562

>>376246

thothi thothi baat pe mu faila lia

AP

Nu3hy2

No.379660

>>379557

post one more nimboo paani pyaari yaar. I need something to bring down this sadness overwhelming my tar ridden dil.

What did we do to hurt them yaar? We don't even go to normie platform to n!gnogg. We were just talking with each other. How can the establishment take her away from me yaar?

yr rona ja hi nai rella.

I have interview after a few weeks yaar. I don't even sleep nowadays other than 2 to 4 hours.

I thot I could post the pyaari all these days to have a sort of coping mechanism in this blackpilled, grim world.

I really feel like a dog about to be put down with nothing to look upto. I bladeee feel like a vegetable.

I feel like that qt scarred one dog in his last remaining days yaar.

He couldn't even walk up to me to get that biscuit. I used to walk up to him with his food.

All the other males kept challenging him in his last days. The once might kang of the jhund had one of the most horrible last days.

This world is utterly a dalit world with no moral code. All it knows is to take away from us.

Even that sabziwali nepali pyari has a boifren she posted on her insta.

Every thang is shit.

I went to buy 2 socks and blaadeee that guy took 150 for 2 pairs. I had nyo idea of the cost and two bhabis kept staring at me weird to the extent that it made me feel like as if I was cucked by the scammy dukkaanwale. Bahut rona arella aaj. so jayella apun aj. rote rote soyega apun aaj us pyaari ki vlog dekhte hue.

AP

Nu3hy2

No.379661

>>379562

Anonymous

IN

xB/Vrf

No.379679

>>379660

>What did we do to hurt them yaar?

Badbujeetas are a jealous lot yaar.

>I have interview after a few weeks yaar. I don't even sleep nowadays other than 2 to 4 hours.

Damn yaar how do you study with just 4 ghante ki neend? Heart-wart pe asar hojata hai.

>I thot I could post the pyaari all these days to have a sort of coping mechanism in this blackpilled, grim world.

NGL yaar. The pyaari edits posted by you are kino.

>I really feel like a dog about to be put down with nothing to look upto. I bladeee feel like a vegetable. I feel like that qt scarred one dog in his last remaining days yaar.

>He couldn't even walk up to me to get that biscuit. I used to walk up to him with his food. All the other males kept challenging him in his last days. The once might kang of the jhund had one of the most horrible last days.

Broootal yaaar:osaka_cri:

>Even that sabziwali nepali pyari has a boifren she posted on her insta.

:osaka_cri: YAAAAR

>I went to buy 2 socks and blaadeee that guy took 150 for 2 pairs.

I think it's the correct price for 2 pairs yaar. The bhabi badujeetas were just judging you for not bargaining and getting it for 149 instead.

Anonymous

IN

xB/Vrf

No.379680

Bohot ho gayi pyaari baten.

I am angry at you badbujeetas.

Anonymous

IN

xB/Vrf

No.379681

>>379660

One limbu pani before bed.

Anonymous

IN

MuxP8q

No.380000

good morning pyaaron~

Anonymous

IN

MuxP8q

No.380005

>>380000

limboooo digits

Anonymous

IN

a4syWf

No.380016

>>380000

digits with pyaaris bless u

Anonymous

IN

uk0Qhi

No.380021

>>380000

Well atleast this was a good morning message.

Anonymous

IN

g+zguE

No.380353

Parchoon wali pyaari.

Anonymous

IN

l/3uXD

No.380355

>>380353

Too much filter

Anyways why are they so poor?

Anonymous

IN

Y2LwP4

No.380356

>>380353

chi bc

Anonymous

IN

g+zguE

No.380357

>>380355

Majority of them rely on agriculture and don't wageslave for IT companies.

Anonymous

IN

g+zguE

No.380359

Moga delhijeetas to death.

Anonymous

IN

61MpyL

No.380766

pyari bumpu

Anonymous

IN

IQesot

No.381324

:anime_yui_blush:

Anonymous

IN

XXk0GC

No.381677

Shubhratri yaaron

Anonymous

ARYA

z9krp6

No.381706

>>381677

Thankyou anon

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

AP

Nu3hy2

No.381747

>>381706

ano sunimase aryatroon bhau ki message wa kahe nai dikhwa tani?

AP

Nu3hy2

No.381749

>>381677

damn it yaar, /our-waife/ did the same reel. bahut rona arella.

ML

Nu3hy2

No.381792

>>381324

ohayo bumpu

Anonymous

IN

bNVbJx

No.381834

>>381792

Topfuckingkek yaar

Great edit

Anonymous

IN

bNVbJx

No.381836

>>381749

And her expressions were better too :cloud_moji_chota-go.png:

Anonymous

IN

+JCu0h

No.381837

>>380357

Not or can't?

Anonymous

ARYA

oAedtt

No.381838

>>381792

abe channel imbalance hai yuicel

Anonymous

IN

149SvV

No.382226

Anonymous

IN

iVYXzg

No.382285

>>382226

Holy fivehead.

Anonymous

IN

wgG3Ly

No.382644

>>382285

>uggojeeta jealous that her useless forehead can't be used to play jeero-kanta

:osaka_dominance:

Anonymous

IN

P8rjyd

No.382656

>>373554(OP)

More than half the raands in this thread are nepali.

Anonymous

IN

vgVJAT

No.383095

Chashmish pyaari

Anonymous

IN

+dDf6n

No.383097

Nuke this shit thread already

Anonymous

IN

vgVJAT

No.383104

why is mainlandojeeta so angy?

Anonymous

RJ

5YS2/7

No.383457

>>373554(OP)

bump

(Text Content Sanitized Too.)

Anonymous

IN

t8MSel

No.383634

Good afternoon pyaaron~

Anonymous

IN

8McCfw

No.383643

>>383634

bhag saalee mongoloidi christian, this is 101% sanatani site

Anonymous

HR

Jc/Ew1

No.383710

new foid drop

Anonymous

IN

pOROJF

No.383971

>>383710

Looks like Mr. Bean yaar...

Anonymous

IN

F2mltZ

No.383984

Pyaari ke sath challi date:anime_yui_blush:

Anonymous

IN

rJPuF9

No.384550

:animu_casual_dance_g:

Anonymous

IN

G+7kLE

No.384877

>>383643

she is heenduer than us all

CG

Nu3hy2

No.385060

>>384550

yaar I have been watching the pyaari's older vlogs from 2 years ago. They are poorly edited but damn are they kino yaar.

My own nana enjoyed that right there when he was of my age maybe even a bit older.

I miss posting her here yaar.

Back in the day, when no one used to encourage her when even her mimi and that bhadwa bhai used to be indifferent to her vlogs was when she had complete control of it and it is what made them so kino.

Then as she gained fame, other people started influencing her and some of her vlogs became cringe worthy basic bitch types. She quickly moved on tho. idk how long this n!gger world would let her stay pure and fuwa fuwa

Anonymous

IN

1y6hGU

No.385364

>>385060

>idk how long this n!gger world would let her stay pure and fuwa fuwa

hopefully forever yaar

the totli is too pure:osaka_cri:

Anonymous

IN

Zez8yR

No.385365

>>383710

>>383971

brOOtal

Anonymous

IN

rl10fc

No.385425

>>383984

sauce pleej

Anonymous

IN

bg6X+R

No.385650

>>384550

Isn't this a lesbian song by Girl in Red?

GJ

Nu3hy2

No.385849

>>385364

achha nai lagrella yaar, the rand who took my mockwa interview was laughing internally when she found me fumbling and heard my age and career prospects.

Bladee i just woke up and had nyo taime in these days to prepare. I was just reading bankwa awareness. total brootality horella iddar apan k sath.

post some nep pyari yaar to soothe my heart since totli -posting is banned by randi rakshak gayush.

I bladeee can speak in angrezi fluently but I need to know the content and for that i need to stoody bladeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee how can i do it now if all my days are getting filled with their coaching bullsheit? maybe I should have skipped mocks like i did for mainswa and did thangs on my own. they bladeee even recorded the entire humiliation ritual. I hate it I hate it I hate it.

Anonymous

UN

kDn0WD

No.385869

>>385849

kys, do send your anglo lolis to me beforehand tho

Anonymous

IN

sPipdW

No.385913

>saar bihari gori so cute saaar i love gori saar marry mi saar i mean madam

Anonymous

IN

KiYRCM

No.386157

>>385849

Mock interviews are indeed a humiliation ritual yaar. The chatur-chalak randikepille interviewers ask weird, bey-sir-pair ke questions to humiliate you, so they can feel better about themselves.

>Apki kachi ka colour laal hai. Pr aisa kyu anon? Bolo bolo?

>Aapki jurab apki pant se mel nahi kha rahi. Aisa kyu? Bolo bolo?

>Aapki much me 4 baal kam hain. Aisa kyu? Bolo bolo?

>Aapke honth itne motey hain. Aisa kyu? Bolo bolo?

UN

vbaU/7

No.386596

>>373554(OP)

pai pai guralawyeranon, hope you get lots of NEP waives and become the next kapil sibbal or some sheit

Anonymous

IN

g2SMGk

No.386683

>>386596

Aisa na bolo yaar :osaka_cri:

All the best for your future endeavours if for some reason you are actually leaving...

Hope you get pyaari wife soon.

Anonymous

ARYA

ilhdYp

No.386933

bump

Anonymous

IN

0dg97b

No.387263

>>386683

>even yuianon ascended

Anonymous

IN

xeK5rC

No.387289

>>383984

nep chads iss pyaari ka sauce dedo

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