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SHSFqB

No.312256

>be jitendrajeet

>make lovey dovey to a milf auntyji using mild force

>bladee auntyji files a complaint against you

>become depressed

>try to hang out with Bharatchan NEETs

>the hell!!

>one ananmas guy gave a brilliant idea

>plant a fake acid attack on yourself

>blame unkown assailant possibly a mulla or a baman depending upon the prevalent politics in your state

>claim free PwD Quota

>score a gormint jaab, NGO benefits, news show invitation, bollywood roles...ezy

>try to cater it to your needs

>try to kill two birds with one stone

>make dotter become the fake acid attack victim

>dotter will get the benefits

>she will blame the auntyji (that you sexxed) and her husband for the acid attack

>reverse legal jijujtsu, hell yeah

>yet, two problems remain

>you relying heavily on a woman (your dotter) to carry out the plan

>you have a sub-80 iq brain

It never even began for you

RJ

SHSFqB

No.312257

>>312256(OP)

>you having a sub80 iq.......

Anonymous

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6ZxjFH

No.312258

>>312256(OP)

Brotul

Anonymous

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Krme8X

No.312305

>>312256(OP)

context do

Anonymous

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eIa7Fh

No.312307

>>312256(OP)

This shit is too confusing, can you dumb it down for someone with 75 IQ

Anonymous

IN

eIa7Fh

No.312309

>>312256(OP)

I think you wrote it wrong, Jitendrajeet is the one accused for acid attack.

>had alleged that she was attacked with acid by an acquaintance, Jitender Singh and his accomplices, Ishan and Arman, both brothers, near Laxmi Bai College.

Anonymous

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eIa7Fh

No.312310

>>312309

>It also emerged that, two days before the incident, Jitender’s wife had filed a complaint against the victim’s father, Akeel Khan, accusing him of sexual harassment and blackmail during her employment in his factory between 2021 and 2024.

Anonymous

ARYA

5qj3U0

No.312311

>>312256(OP)

Kekda I'm sure that auntyji wasn't even raped it was probably consensual and she later filed a case to get away with it. Cortisolmaxxed dehatis do far worse to claim 2 bigha zameen. This is nothing.

Anonymous

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wWBB36

No.312347

>>312256(OP)

Yaar I recently gave an exam where only one guy who looked like Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair got selected. All the other fake "PwD quota" holders were weeded out by the organization's vigilance committee and weren't even allowed to attend the exam because they had no visible disability.

Anonymous

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wWBB36

No.312354

>>312347

More sarkari jaabs should work like this.

Appoint a vigilance committee to nip these bhenchods in bud.

Anonymous

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Bwjrnc

No.312691

>>312307

he wrote it at level that only sub 75 iq can understand he needs to upgrade it for intelligent chads like me

Anonymous

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XxAah/

No.312696

>>312256(OP)

Abe chutiye tu khud low IQ hai Jitendra wasn't the conspirators he is the victim of the conspiracy

Anonymous

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Bwjrnc

No.312697

>>312696

jhaantu ne chutiya sa to greentext likha hai with no context no head and no tail pata nhi kaise kaise jhaantmare aa gaye hai is board pe

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