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J6QN95
No.311570
sinhora gir gaya mujhse.....
he bhagwaan......
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bnVn3R
No.311572
>>311570(OP)
Acha hua

J6QN95
No.311588
yJYreK
No.311596
>>311570(OP)
Kaanch hi baans ke bahangiya, bahangi lachakat jaaye, bahangi lachakat jaaye.
Hoi na balam ji kahariya, bahangi ghaate pahunchaye, bahangi ghaate pahunchaye.
Kaanch hi baans ke bahangiya, bahangi lachakat jaaye, bahangi lachakat jaaye.
Baate je puchhela batohiya.
ACPSKt
No.311597
>>311570(OP)
what's sinhora?
bnVn3R
No.311599
ACPSKt
No.311600
>>311570(OP)
Are you celebrating chath?


Qs717x
No.311602
>>311570(OP)
This will only make it worse but Chatt is one of very few vedik traditions that are still alive to this day dedicated to a vaidika deity lmao. You are DOOMED.

J6QN95
No.311657


Qs717x
No.311670
>>311657
I am joking, it's a bad omen but it's not that bad. Just offer water towards sun with the sun rise early in the morning tommorow, ask Chatti Ma to forgive your faults, protect you and keep peace and prosperity. Sprinkle Ganga Jal if you can, I assume you can since you are in Jharkand.


Qs717x
No.311681
>>311670
Actually if you can, take a screen shot
Chhathi maiiya, amhaṃ ka amhaar parivaraṃ rakṣantu, yaṃ dosaṃ bhootaṃ, tvam visuddha kara maate
Recite this, if you just don't know how to offer a prayer. You will be fine. Though usually tradition determines the sinhora has to be emptied in the river / pond, cleaned with water, dried under sun, and new sindoor must be filled in it before it is applied again. Besides that it happens, it's not like you smashed it on ground on purpose.
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MXrAi3
No.311711
>>311588
yaar maine pichli baar apne bihari disto ko mazak udhane ke lie chatth ka mazak udhaya tha . lagta hai tabse hi downfall chalu hai iss baar mafi mangta hoon unse


Qs717x
No.311724
>>311711
Yaar pajaat

J6QN95
No.311819
>>311681
it wasn't damaged at all, it was like a foot above the ground, i pulled back the sipuli/soop it was in to make space for something else, and it just slid down and opened slightly. nothing fell out tho.


RIskSS
No.311821
>>311570(OP)
Post qti pies live or else.....


Qs717x
No.311824
>>311819
It's fine, just sprinkle some ganga jal if nothing spiller out. Still take offer water during sunrise and recite the prayer, or don't mujhe kya. Kaun sa dakshina dete ho tum sab.

J6QN95
No.311840
>>311824
when should i recite the prayer, and how many times ? do i have to do it regularly ? also kal toh argh dilana hai, kal kaise jal chadhaun ?
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xVAvaw
No.311843
>>311570(OP)
Sinhora kya hota hai yaaron?

PemsW9
No.311845
>>311570(OP)
Fellow Bihari


Qs717x
No.311858
>>311845
Abe woh jharkhandi hai


Qs717x
No.311863
>>311840
>when should i recite the prayer,
Morning
>and how many times ?
Just once
>do i have to do it regularly ?
Naa.
>also kal toh argh dilana hai, kal kaise jal chadhaun ?
Then do it the day after that, it's fine, do not worry as much as you are. An omnipresent deity is capable of sensing when you clearly didn't intend on doing something bad but bad things just sort of happen.

























































