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J6QN95

No.311570

sinhora gir gaya mujhse.....

he bhagwaan......

everybody hates me now

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IN

bnVn3R

No.311572

>>311570(OP)

Acha hua

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J6QN95

No.311588

>>311572

chhathi maiya boot jaldi gussa ho jaati hain

maafi maango unse

warna tumhe dand dengi

Anonymous

IN

yJYreK

No.311596

>>311570(OP)

Kaanch hi baans ke bahangiya, bahangi lachakat jaaye, bahangi lachakat jaaye.

Hoi na balam ji kahariya, bahangi ghaate pahunchaye, bahangi ghaate pahunchaye.

Kaanch hi baans ke bahangiya, bahangi lachakat jaaye, bahangi lachakat jaaye.

Baate je puchhela batohiya.

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ACPSKt

No.311597

>>311570(OP)

what's sinhora?

Anonymous

IN

bnVn3R

No.311599

>>311588

Char chamanni chaude pe

Heendu mere Lawde pe

Anonymous

IN

ACPSKt

No.311600

>>311570(OP)

Are you celebrating chath?

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311602

>>311570(OP)

This will only make it worse but Chatt is one of very few vedik traditions that are still alive to this day dedicated to a vaidika deity lmao. You are DOOMED.

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J6QN95

No.311657

>>311602

>You are DOOMED

really ? how bad ? it wasn't my mother's sinhora though....

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311670

>>311657

I am joking, it's a bad omen but it's not that bad. Just offer water towards sun with the sun rise early in the morning tommorow, ask Chatti Ma to forgive your faults, protect you and keep peace and prosperity. Sprinkle Ganga Jal if you can, I assume you can since you are in Jharkand.

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311681

>>311670

Actually if you can, take a screen shot

Chhathi maiiya, amhaṃ ka amhaar parivaraṃ rakṣantu, yaṃ dosaṃ bhootaṃ, tvam visuddha kara maate

Recite this, if you just don't know how to offer a prayer. You will be fine. Though usually tradition determines the sinhora has to be emptied in the river / pond, cleaned with water, dried under sun, and new sindoor must be filled in it before it is applied again. Besides that it happens, it's not like you smashed it on ground on purpose.

Pajaat saab

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MXrAi3

No.311711

>>311588

yaar maine pichli baar apne bihari disto ko mazak udhane ke lie chatth ka mazak udhaya tha . lagta hai tabse hi downfall chalu hai iss baar mafi mangta hoon unse

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ARYA

Qs717x

No.311724

>>311711

Yaar pajaat

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J6QN95

No.311819

>>311681

it wasn't damaged at all, it was like a foot above the ground, i pulled back the sipuli/soop it was in to make space for something else, and it just slid down and opened slightly. nothing fell out tho.

JH

RIskSS

No.311821

>>311570(OP)

Post qti pies live or else.....

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311824

>>311819

It's fine, just sprinkle some ganga jal if nothing spiller out. Still take offer water during sunrise and recite the prayer, or don't mujhe kya. Kaun sa dakshina dete ho tum sab.

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J6QN95

No.311840

>>311824

when should i recite the prayer, and how many times ? do i have to do it regularly ? also kal toh argh dilana hai, kal kaise jal chadhaun ?

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Meginfa

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xVAvaw

No.311843

>>311570(OP)

Sinhora kya hota hai yaaron?

Anonymous

BR

PemsW9

No.311845

>>311570(OP)

Fellow Bihari

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311858

>>311845

Abe woh jharkhandi hai

Anonymous

ARYA

Qs717x

No.311863

>>311840

>when should i recite the prayer,

Morning

>and how many times ?

Just once

>do i have to do it regularly ?

Naa.

>also kal toh argh dilana hai, kal kaise jal chadhaun ?

Then do it the day after that, it's fine, do not worry as much as you are. An omnipresent deity is capable of sensing when you clearly didn't intend on doing something bad but bad things just sort of happen.

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