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what type of man/woman are you ACTUALLY sexually attracted to (in detail)
/MU64d
No.310431
i am going to explain this in very simple terms so you brainlets can understand.
i am checking to see what exactly is the sexual preference of the pisslings that yap on textboards like these that dont even have a proper search function, so basically you gotta describe, exactly, what type of person you are sexually attracted to (makes you rock hard/makes you go "HUMMINA HUMMINA AWOOGA"/you instantly cream yourself/you get the idea)
i want you to be VERY DETAILED, down to the last parameter, as if you were making a custom order at the fine shyt factory to get one made. if you type in ANY SENTENCE utilising some bharatchan boardfag lingo like idk something like "hot jat banghi stacy" or some gay ass shit like that, i will EMASCULATE you through the screen, figga, you have been warned.
i will go first: i want her to be somewhat tan to tamil-level dark, glasses are a must (women wearing those thin silver rectangle metal wireframe ones really gets me off), hair somewhere around neck to shoulder length, must have a reasonably normal face and expression (the glasses will take care of the heavy lifting), i dont care if there is acne, breasts ideally sized just enough for comfortably holding in a full palm grip. strong arms, so that when i eventually collapse from a heart attack at the age of 50 (indian men are basically biologically programmed to do so), she should be able to drag me to a hospital. i NEED her to be slightly chubby, that "tummy pouch" thing is absolutely essential, wide-ish hips, normal sized ass, FAT thighs, i genuinely dont care if she shaves her legs, i will freak off regardless
yNj61x
No.310439
ok vro
AZtKMq
No.310446
>>310431(OP)
It is Kaguya Shinomiya exactly. It like someone took every ingle thing i was attracted to in a girl and made it into an anime character
And since i am too lazy to describe her in detail i will let chatgpt do it
1. Appearance and Phenotype
This is the most immediate layer of her appeal. Kaguya is designed according to classic standards of Japanese beauty, often associated with the concept of a "Yamato Nadeshiko," but with a modern, sharp edge.
Classic Features: She has long, straight black hair and striking red eyes. This combination is a common and highly effective trope in anime for creating a character who is both beautiful and intense. The black hair signifies elegance, tradition, and grace, while the red eyes hint at her passionate, sometimes demonic, inner world and her powerful lineage.
Impeccable Poise: As the Vice President of the student council and heiress to a massive conglomerate, she carries herself with an almost royal dignity. Her posture is perfect, her uniform is immaculate, and her movements are graceful. This creates an aura of being a "perfect, unattainable woman," which is a powerful fantasy element.
Expressive Dichotomy: A key part of her visual appeal is the contrast between her default "composed, cool beauty" face and her internal reactions. The art style brilliantly showcases her true feelings: her flustered blushing, her scheming "evil genius" face, or her utterly defeated "how cute" expression when Shirogane does something unexpected. This visual range makes her dynamic and endearing, not just a static doll.
2. Petiteness
While not excessively emphasized, Kaguya's relatively small and slender frame serves a crucial narrative and psychological purpose.
The Contrast of Power: Her physical petiteness creates a stark and compelling contrast with her immense social status, wealth, and genius-level intellect. This juxtaposition is a core part of her charm. The idea of a small, seemingly delicate girl housing a mind capable of orchestrating complex psychological warfare is both humorous and intriguing.
Evokes Protective Instincts: In character design, a smaller frame often taps into the "kawaii" (cute) aesthetic, which can evoke a subconscious desire to protect or cherish the character. When the "dere" (sweet) side of her personality shows, her petiteness amplifies her cuteness and vulnerability, making those rare moments more impactful.
AZtKMq
No.310447
>>310446
3. High IQ & Genius-Level Intellect
Kaguya's intelligence is central to the show's premise and a major source of her attractiveness.
Sapiosexual Appeal: Many people are inherently attracted to intelligence. Kaguya is a genius strategist, capable of predicting human behavior and setting up intricate "traps" for Shirogane. Her mind is her greatest weapon, making the "love is war" premise believable. She is an equal to her rival, Shirogane, which makes their dynamic compelling.
The Flaw in Perfection: Crucially, her genius is flawed and hilariously misapplied. She can orchestrate a plan with dozens of steps to trick Shirogane into sharing an umbrella, but she is completely clueless about basic technology, romantic movie tropes, or modern slang. This "book smart but not street smart" quality makes her relatable and human. Her intelligence would be intimidating if it weren't so often used for something so trivial and in ways that comically backfire. This makes her genius endearing rather than alienating.
4. The Tsundere Personality
This is arguably her most defining and popular trait. Kaguya is a textbook example of a modern, well-written tsundere. The term breaks down into two parts:
The "Tsun" (Cold & Aloof): This is her default persona. She is prideful, arrogant, and looks down on others (initially). She acts dismissive towards Shirogane and verbally spars with him. This "hard-to-get" exterior creates a challenge. In fiction, this makes the character feel like a prize to be won, making the eventual breakthrough all the more satisfying. Her "tsun" side isn't physically violent (like older tsundere tropes) but is based on her pride and intellect, which feels more mature.
The "Dere" (Warm & Lovestruck): This is the "real" Kaguya that lies beneath the surface. It’s the side that is hopelessly in love with Shirogane. These "dere" moments—a slight blush, a rare compliment, a moment of genuine concern, or her internal monologues—are the payoff. Because they are rare and break through her icy facade, they feel incredibly genuine and rewarding for the audience. The constant switching between "tsun" and "dere" is a source of endless comedy and romantic tension.
5. Vulnerability and Innocence
This is the secret ingredient that makes her tsundere personality work so well. Her cold exterior is a defense mechanism born from her upbringing.
The Sheltered Heiress: Due to her upbringing in a cold, calculating, and unloving family, Kaguya is emotionally stunted and incredibly innocent about the normal world. She's a "princess in a golden cage." Her first time seeing fireworks with friends, her first time eating ramen from a bowl, her first time using a smartphone—these moments are portrayed with a genuine, childlike wonder. This innocence makes her deeply empathetic. The audience gets to see this powerful genius as a vulnerable girl experiencing life for the first time.
"Ice Kaguya": Her backstory reveals that her default personality used to be the "Ice Princess," a cold, unfeeling version of herself bred by her family. Her current personality, including her love for Shirogane and her friendships, is an act of rebellion. The audience is rooting for her to overcome this conditioning and find happiness, creating a strong emotional investment.
6. Wealth and Status
Her status as a mega-heiress functions in two ways:
Aspirational Fantasy: She represents the "princess" archetype. Her access to unlimited resources is a source of fantasy and comedy, where her solutions to simple problems are often absurdly over-the-top (e.g., deploying a team of specialists to diagnose Shirogane's sleep problems).
PORLJu
No.310451
>>310446
that girl is not "tan to tamil level dark" or remotely "chubby/ has a tummy pouch" and im pretty sure she has some rapunzel ass hair are you tweaking
AZtKMq
No.310458
>>310451
???
i am not op
>im pretty sure she has some rapunzel ass hair are you tweaking
No, kaguya is perfectly groomed
Z2UrpY
No.310462
!V4bzex2jUWTF+M7
/dTb2/
No.310469
Te8yOU
No.310470
>>310458
oh yeah sorry i thought about chika for a sec
GaQVUG
No.310471
>>310446
yaar ai fag
!V4bzex2jUWTF+M7
/dTb2/
No.310472
>>310469
No girl irl shares my hobbies hence 2d Yukari is my waifu for laifu.
GaQVUG
No.310480
>>310431(OP)
nice post although you didn't need to include the man part in the title
the most basic thing i am looking for is big boobs.
hair must be long
cute face
her skin colour should not be too dark
slim waist and mewtwo body shape
wide hips and big thighs
these are much personal preferences but i will take anyone whose fair skinned at the end of the day
/MU64d
No.310491
>>310480
op here, half the people on this site are visibly homosexual
pUwHAE
No.310528
>>310431(OP)
I'm attracted to your mom
in detail: your momma so fat she got a fat ass and i wanna plap plap plap her fat ass so apni mummy bhej mere yha
/MU64d
No.310533
>>310528
thats it you will be diddled by 15 autistic baboons you will kicked in the balls every day by sunil yadav
pUwHAE
No.310534
>>310533
aja tujhe diddle kardu mai
!V4bzex2jUWTF+M7
sT7waR
No.310537
>>310534
Lekin yahan ka didledar toh me hu.
pUwHAE
No.310546
>>310537
par terri ammi ko diddle toh mai karta hu
1yclNa
No.310555
>>310431(OP)
>what type of man/woman are you ACTUALLY sexually attracted to
Idk. But so far only the uggoes have shown clear interest in me
Dwl8Je
No.310563
>>310431(OP)
This is a glowie bait. You want me to bite it and answer it incorrectly with something that i am not attracted towards so that you can blackmail fagayush into banning me forever and throw some legal cases against me to stop me from ever getting a jaab. And after i rope, you will uje legal precedence to rape bamanchan and gayush's boypussy before setting up a board of directors made up of IAS babus and ex supreme court judges and ips affsars, running the day to day admin work of bamanchan. Go killu yourself. Not falling for that.
4qbZ7N
No.310565
>>310431(OP)
I'm only attracted to your randi maa.
