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Talk about weirdos from your schools

Anonymous

ROJR

TiG0pj

No.318077

STORY TIME

Anonymous

IN

sBvvef

No.318080

>>318077(OP)

I was the weirdo

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318090

>>318077(OP)

We had this one turbo autist in our HS who was the butt of the joke for the entire campus during the final years he joined with full shaven head kek like I don't know why the fuck he did that but our headmistress literally clowned on him during the assembly

Anonymous

IN

6NeGf2

No.318101

>>318077(OP)

None other than me and my casteist bhangali baman friend

Anonymous

IN

p8Pv+i

No.318106

>>318090

Uska baap mar gaya aur randijeeta headmasterni ko mazak laga raha tha.

Anonymous

IN

mlnXSd

No.318120

>>318077(OP)

Mai kya kahani sunau, mai hi woh weird guy hu

Haryana Villager

IN

5fWIhd

No.318135

>>318077(OP)

I changed a lot of schools, partially one of the reason I am so shit at building a social circle, this school where i was from class 6th to 8th was prolly worst in terms of crowd, full of children of criminals, local politicians and property dealers.

It was proper Haryanvi Dehati school with rich Dehatis.

>First day at school

>Only seat empty is besides Sumit in last bench

>Sumit had an IQ of 60, brother could not do basic addition in class 6th.

>He once randomly asked a girl if he could kiss her, we could hear screams of Sumit when PT teachers was beating him hallway

>Sumit told me how his Tau used to do "Kabja" of Jameen

>"So where is he now?"

>"He chopped a guy with an axe" said Sumit with brightest spark in eyes

He looked way too excited telling me that, it creeped me out, I talked to the teacher and changed our seats

There are a lot of things about the guy, I can not remember that clearly but he was the weirdest person I have met.

>inb4 caste

Don't remember his last name

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318232

>>318090

>he joined with full shaven head kek like I don't know why the fuck he did that

if only there was a very common ritual in hindu culture that involved people shaving their heads

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318259

>>318232

we have that too here but till date haven't seen any underage kid shaving his head off because if it he too was 15 or 16 at that time

Anonymous

IN

7QkIf2

No.318263

>>318135

god we had this fat mega autist in the class who used to sit on the last seat with a manlet , the only thing he used to say was his name and he was fuckin strong despite being fattest in the class ,during kabaddi he would stand on the left most side and anyone coming in proximity to him wouldn't leave ,his gripping strength was way too high and he would scream his name while choking the opponent in his arms,man was the weirdest guy I met, later he failed 11th and switched school.

Anonymous

IN

7QkIf2

No.318266

>>318259

man in school you really meet some weirdos which make you feel normal

Anonymous

IN

X2hOpy

No.318273

>>318077(OP)

there was this guy who was fat af, I dont mean normal fat but literally obese, and this was back in early 2010s.

Also in 4th standard, a guy in my class shit himself (literally) during final exams.

Anonymous

IN

7QkIf2

No.318276

>>318273

same in 3rd class a guy shat himself on the last seat,we switched classrooms that day and sat with other section

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318285

>>318266

kek true I consider myself an outcast but compared to those chipmunks I might as well be a normie joe

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318286

>>318077(OP)

there was a hyperactive brat in my class who used to trouble others

he would eat erasers, throw stuff around the class etc

he even flipped over a girl's skirt and from the next day, the girls personality changed

i used to have fun watching his antics but sadly he was pushed out of the school later

Anonymous

IN

7QkIf2

No.318290

>>318286

yaar I fear that's how my classmates discuss me ,maine ek baar ek ladki ko thappad maar diya tha for slapping me

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318291

>>318290

thats relatively normal

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318292

>>318286

>next day, the girls personality changed

like how what behaviour did she change into?

Anonymous

IN

7QkIf2

No.318298

guy choro bc I have met weirdest girls too during school

>ek randee was so insane that she would stay quiet whole day and wouldn't even talk to teachers

>ek lawdi was so disgusting that she would sit with random boys and tried to entice them and later touch their boner raand sali

>ek lawdi was so bhukkad that she would start eating her tiffin in the first period itself and later in lunch would look at everyone's tiffin like a doe eyed fuck

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318303

>>318292

she was a normal timid girl who after the incident, she became sharp tongued and independent. i dont remember much but there was a more serious aura around here.

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318309

>>318298

>ek lawdi was so bhukkad that she would start eating her tiffin in the first period itself and later in lunch would look at everyone's tiffin like a doe eyed fuck

yeh toh mai bhi karta tha but without the looking at everyones tiffin part

bahut bhook lagti thi school used. i stole 50 rupees daily

i still eat 6-7 times a day

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318317

>>318303

maybe something had awakened inside her after that incident kek

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318325

>>318303

Uss ladki ka dimag uski gand mein tha kya, also she was prob coping but putting that serious act.

Maulana_shab

IN

/8ZBN/

No.318327

>>318303

Chor tha m chori karta tha gareeb tha m bully karta tha tiffin kha jata tha amer ke bacho ka

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318341

>>318298

>>ek lawdi was so bhukkad that she would start eating her tiffin in the first period itself and later in lunch would look at everyone's tiffin like a doe eyed fuck

Kek yaar I had the same ladki but on steroids, I got paired up with her in class 10 due course change and was her partner only for first few years(you'll see why).

She would literally gain 50-80kg every class from 10-12 due to how much she ate like she would bring 5 tiffins everyday(idk how she afforded it), this bitch got so fat that a whole chair which could accomodate 2 students was given to her solely. In 12 class we had a physical examination session to get extra credits for our final boards and I shit you not she was 200kg + something when they weighed her for simple measurement before the examination.

Anonymous

IN

x4j9dn

No.318342

>>318325

i just realized that she probably didn't tell her mother about the incident because she came to school the very next day.

she was only in 4/5th grade yaar it must have been a very cathartic experience for her, keeping it all bottled up

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318346

>>318342

What happened to her after 4/5th or after school graduation?

Anonymous

IN

d4HMyw

No.318347

>>318341

fat hoe in our class hid in bathroom when a medical team visited our school for medical inspection and bmi measurements

Maulana_shab

IN

/8ZBN/

No.318348

>>318341

>>318342

Agar tum dono chutiye mere Hindi medium school m hote to atmhatya krne pr majbur krdeta

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318350

>>318341

>she was 200kg + something when they weighed her for simple measurement

me reading this with my 34kg ass

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318353

>>318350

I myself was a measly 56 kg lankoid back then, like she could have easily killed people by falling on them. I'm lucky she got fat enough that I didn't have to sit with her anymore.

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318354

>>318353

panjaban metabolism yaar

Anonymous

IN

d4HMyw

No.318355

>>318354

fattest hoe in my class was panjaban too

Anonymous

ARYA

yIt0TI

No.318357

>>318355

steppe newborns demand fat ass for maximum fertility

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318373

>>318354

She was pale af tho I won't lie, would have looked good if she was thinner.

UP

zKDoZ7

No.318398

>>318077(OP)

i was in class 1 or 2, and we were made to sit with random students of different sections during exam days.

I was told to sit next to a girl. We were sitting in the corner. All of a sudden she stood up and asked me if i want to see her new underwear, I said yes and she lifted up her skirt for good 5 seconds. I asked her to do it again, she wanted to but our teacher stood near us till the end.

Never saw her again, never bothered to actually.

All i could remember is that there was a cartoon in the middle of her underwear, i dont even remember its color

Anonymous

IN

KhVpsW

No.318404

>>318398

shieeeet

are you from delhi too?? same shit happened to me but in 3rd lmao

UP

zKDoZ7

No.318427

>>318404

nope, that school was in maharashtra

i like to believe that there was nothing sexual about it and she just wanted to show me her newly bought underwear, but why would she fear the teacher if that was the case

Anonymous

IN

UH44XW

No.318432

>>318427

Children are retarded yaara, I would put too much thought to it.

Anonymous

IN

KhVpsW

No.318436

>>318427

>she just wanted to show me her newly bought underwear

kekkkk why are womenbergs like this yaaro

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