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Anonymous

IN

mplyGu

No.317532

YAROOOOOOOO im the same person jisko kisi ladki ne apni photos send ki thi diwali ke waqt today asked me out!!!!! aaj meri life ki pehli date thi, zindagi me pehli baar a girl has asked me out (mene abtak kabhi kisi ladki ko date ke liye nahi pucha). we had momos together and then we hve a planned date tomorrow. india me dating kese hoti hai?? kya karna hota hai? mai to ek nerd hu i dont know shitt. help karo yaro.

Anonymous

IN

sV5ihK

No.317540

>>317532(OP)

age height and state (or city if tier 1)

Anonymous

IN

mplyGu

No.317553

>>317540

22, 5'7, (i live in a tier 1 city she in tier 2) but were both studying in a college far away from our cities

Anonymous

IN

ntm+T+

No.317560

>>317532(OP)

>kya karna hota hai?

>mai to ek nerd hu i dont know shitt.

already over for you, but i'll give you some tips. be confident, but not loudmouthed. be firm but gentle. take decisions where she can't. and just overall make her feel safe and secure.

Anonymous

IN

vSDpdX

No.317676

>>317560

what about lovey-dovey shit?

Anonymous

IN

vSDpdX

No.317677

>>317676

im op btw, phone posting

Anonymous

IN

ViM9rY

No.317683

Make sure to jerk off a few times before going out with her or your hormones will get the better of you. Post nut clarity is real

Anonymous

IN

vSDpdX

No.317702

>>317683

when should i hold hands, 2nd date good enough??

Anonymous

IN

7mJTvb

No.317742

>>317702

First touch her hands accidentally 1-2 times to see her reaction, also instead of holding hand just put your hands somewhere close to her hand where your pinky finger touches her finger/hand ( metro pole etc )

Phir if it seems fine, just ask her if you can hold her hand,

Don't try to be overly macho or overly shy, just stay normal, don't make jokes that may be farfetched, while eating keep mouth closed

Anonymous

IN

ZZ4bK0

No.317894

bhachad in making the thread

>>317553

cute jeet jeeta lub story beginnings

Anonymous

IN

5pe/nj

No.317895

>>317742

>First touch her hands accidentally 1-2 times to see her reaction, also instead of holding hand just put your hands somewhere close to her hand where your pinky finger touches her finger/hand ( metro pole etc )

yaar ye sab toh anime mei hota hai

captca 2d kek

Pajaat saab

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ROJR

WWl/2S

No.317903

>>317683

unironically pajeet tier advice he isnt in a relationship or going to crack.

Anonymous

IN

vggitZ

No.317914

>>317560

>>317532(OP)

Where do non rochfag guys even go for dates

Pajaat saab

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ROJR

WWl/2S

No.317917

>>317532(OP)

Confidence rakh agar tu nerd hai to wrna ajeeb vibes aati hai or ladhkiyan vibes pr hi kaam krti hain.

Dekh ab usne date ke liye poocha hai to baat aage badh gyi hai to saath mein chalna haath pakadhma confidently (zyada sochiyo mat) or chlna uske saath.

dThodha hi sahi pr protective act krna jaisa sidd krliya agar road crossing hai to taki use lge ki tu bhi in hai.

baaki sunna zyada bolna kam or interest lena.

Last mein incecream zaroor khilana or pehli date hai to kuch bhi cute si 200 250 ki cheez(keyring plushie ya miniso pr jo bhi mile ) dilana preferably keyring jo wo bag ya kahin par taang ske or tujhe yaad rkh ske.

Anonymous

IN

5pe/nj

No.317918

>>317914

i always imagined they go to their local khet(wheat fields) and take a dump together marking the start of their relationship

Anonymous

IN

5pe/nj

No.317921

>>317917

>Last mein incecream zaroor khilana or pehli date hai to kuch bhi cute si 200 250 ki cheez(keyring plushie ya miniso pr jo bhi mile ) dilana preferably keyring jo wo bag ya kahin par taang ske or tujhe yaad rkh ske.

nice advice. anan needs to read this

Anonymous

IN

dce+27

No.317924

>>317532(OP)

>india me dating kese hoti hai??

Go to a cafe, movie or an amusement park, but movies and cafe tend to be better

>kya karna hota hai?

Enjoy an activity together with her, cafe and movies are go to option

>mai to ek nerd hu i dont know shitt. help karo yaro.

Entire bhach is full of nerds, don't sweat it

Anonymous

IN

QMwEXS

No.317941

>>317917

im a nerd but i can talk confidently. Yaar haath directly pakadlu? fat ti hai meri use chuune se

Anonymous

IN

5pe/nj

No.317943

>>317941

always remain confident yaar remember that she likes you

Pajaat saab

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ROJR

WWl/2S

No.317952

>>317941

bhai yehi confidence hota hai usne ek signal diya ab tu doosra de or konsa tu bilkul kiss kr rha hai hath hi to pakdha hai.

Aisa ajeeb lage to to normal pehle poori ungli mein ungli nahi fasani hai ekdum softly apna haath uoar rakh or apni 4 fimgers uske palm mein halke se rakh.

bc itna detail me bta diya step by step kya krna hai ab fumble mt krma

Anonymous

IN

ZZ4bK0

No.317955

>>317941

cant wait for you to make oyo mein sexu kaise karein precaution vagera thread next month anon

Anonymous

IN

QMwEXS

No.317956

>>317952

>apna haath uoar rakh

matlab?

Pajaat saab

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ROJR

WWl/2S

No.317959

>>317956

yaar ab ye bhi kaise hi explain kru.

Dekh tu jis side bhi ho jo uska sabse closest haath ho use aone sabse closest haath se upar se cup krna or cup aise krna ki haath mein haath mat fasana balki apna palm uske haath ki backside pr rkhna or baaki 4 finger andar se uske palm se touch krna.

bhai itni koi technical cheez nahi hai ye tujhe ghanisht mitrata wala haath naa jodhkar aaram se ladhki ka hath pakadhne ko bolra tha.

itni bt mat le go with the flow bc sceipt si yaad krke jaaega aur offfscript hua to teri fat jaayegi.

sochle bas xhill marne jaara hoon enjoy kr

Anonymous

ARYA

JQq5HE

No.318003

>>317532(OP)

dont overthink it dumbass just enjoy the time with her anxious mat hona nahi to tera kaam tamam

Anonymous

IN

mplyGu

No.318171

dont u guys think 2nd time is too early for holding hands? chat gpt told to build some tension first like small touches eye contact, brushing of hands and then go for it later

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