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gXny7C
No.319693
Yaaron, aaj mera birthday hai. I turned 23.
Mummy ne ghar par sabhi cousins ko bulaya tha 12 baje cake kaatne ke liye. Cake katne par sab aise hi hasi-mazak wali baaton mein lag gaye. Tabhi mere badhe cousin bhai ne mujhse puchha, "aur anamas kal ke kya plan hai? Kidhar jayega apne doston ke saath ghumne?"
Meri sagi behan, jo mujh se 5 saal chhoti hai, usne taunt marte hue kaha, "bhaiya ke dost bhi hai kya?"
Sabh 10-15 second ke liye shaant ho gaye aur mere taraf dekhne lage . Ekdum se iss shanti chuppi aur awkwardness ke liye meri mummy sabse puchhi sabse ki icecream kon-kon khayega aur topic change ho gaya.
Socha tha iss saal apne janamdin par nahi rounga...
e9G1Xj
No.319695
>>319693(OP)
habby birthday anan
gXny7C
No.319698
ScDLxh
No.319701
>>319698
nice yara! you have parents, take care of them.
ScDLxh
No.319702
XRrem0
No.319703
>>319693(OP)
Happy birthday. Sirf ye bolna tha na tu h na meri dost? Ya ye bolna tha mai akela hi kafi hu. Aur simple, "abbe chal 😆" Man u guys should train urself to turn awkward situations normal ,
XK5xDS
No.319732
>>319693(OP)
hum 22 sal ka hogya is saal aur maa ke alawa is bar bhi koi wish nhi kra aur bap h to h hi dehati sala us din bhi mera rape kardiya
tepJFm
No.319735
>>319693(OP)
happy birthday anon. start looking for a nice homely grill.
also post proof of birthday
d8emJr
No.319759
>>319735
fake lagrha november mein ice cream vo bhi iski mummy derhi sabko hmmm
7Hy00T
No.319762
>>319759
We leave judgement to the Gods.
gXny7C
No.319769
d8emJr
No.319770
>>319769
happy bday saar my bad my incelniyat came before insaniyat
NAAsb7
No.319773
q76Ze0
No.319775
>>319773
Sigma nahi autistic hai
N8awPt
No.319777
>>319698
Rabri!!! yum yum
ow4kBu
No.319782
>>319693(OP)
Why does everyone try so hard to pull each other down. Nobody imagines what its like to be the other person
qcTdxs
No.319783
>>319693(OP)
How old are your cousins I avoid any relative or function / party
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yxhksJ
No.319786
>>319693(OP)
Haapy bday bhai tere cousins to hai naa or mummy ne bhi tera dhyan rkha. aise man nhi chota krtehain
d8emJr
No.319788
>>319783
this are you wagie or neet or kalej goer?
+L5N8p
No.319823
>>319693(OP)
self pity mai doobna band kar sale gay madherchod akele enjoy karna seekh mere to bhosdike pichle 6 saal se birthday firthday nhi mananya ghar wale don't care akele jaata hoon aur khaa ke aata hoon , mujhe company pasand nhi when I eat because they either eat way too fast or too slow I like to eat at my own pace
+L5N8p
No.319824
2NWEr1
No.319878
>>319693(OP)
Got outside and socialize chutiye. I unironically went to near football turf and some kalej zoomers were playing and they asked me to join in and now I have infiltrated their whatsapp group. Going to clubbing with them tonite as well and foids gonna join in
YNzOh9
No.319881
g7FdXQ
No.319882
Mene to apna birthday banana hi chor diya hai birthday se 2-3 pehle kahi chala jata hu i still have few friends and family, but I dont feel like spending time with anyone anymore
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ZQ88Wf
No.319887
>>319693(OP)
Blaady you're getting closer to the day you lmao die and you are celebrating. Besides birthdays are dumb and scientifically incorrect.
+BW+GC
No.320252
Sex with ur sister yaar
Q7Vm6a
No.320362
>>320252
This
e9G1Xj
No.320377
>>319887
>Blaady you're getting closer to the day you lmao die and you are celebrating. Besides birthdays are dumb and scientifically incorrect.
